1 Bastards!

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The melodious bells tinkled through the clouds. Announcing the arrival of the heavens. In this millennium the Three Kingdoms succumbed to the peace brought by the Empress Qingqing. This woman was featured in all the wet dreams of gods and demons.

In the Great Tang, his strict words were the norm. Undefeated legends like Pangu and the Jade Emperor prostrated themselves in worship.

The Great Tang was surrounded by mountains of gold, and was the center of the Three Kingdoms. As the core that keeps its balance, any sound from the Great Tang was heard on all continents.

The bells played by the gods because of the Empress Qingqing, was melodious.

A figure rose in the skies.

Followed by that was the incessant talk and the crying of the men:

"Empress Qingqing, don't leave us!"

"We love you, please stay with us! We will be good from today!"

The figure was quite curvy. It was Empress Qingqing. Her skin was very white and milky. Her black hair cascaded down her curves. Her eyebrows were willow-shaped, and her eyelashes were long, with pure, gentle black eyes.

Her oval face was pink and healthy, beautiful as if she had been sculpted with great care and kindness. With a small red flame-shaped leaf painted on his forehead.

Empress Qingqing's body was seductive with huge breasts pressed close together due to her red dress.

Empress Qingqing had a look of disgust, though none of the men noticed that.

Like a pack of dogs following their master, they all flew to heaven. Most seemed sad and some even burst into tears.

The beautiful maids who served the Great Tang had watery eyes.

'If your owner wants to get out of here, none of you will be able to stop me!' Empress Qingqing looked at them, she was irritated inside, but on the surface she was smiling gently at her subjects.

This was all wrong!

This world seemed straight out of a poorly developed fantasy story. The premise was super cliche and unfortunate. the characters looked like a bunch of dogs and pigs without personalities and submissives.

But the development of this world was not what was wrong, it was a seedy and underdeveloped world, yes, but this was not what bothered her so much.

Because, to begin with, 'she' was not a woman, she was a man!

In his past life he was a heterosexual man named Meng Fan. He was a high school student who was about to finish his course and take the university entrance exam in Beijing. Due to heat stroke, his fat body could not bear the weight of the heat and died.

When he opened his eyes again he was happy that he had reincarnated in a new world. But soon he felt that the script was wrong.

He had reincarnated in the body of a woman!

Why the fuck do they reincarnate a man into a woman's body?

The God who caused this was so boring?

At first he thought that some kind of key factor was causing this. But he thought of all the possibilities and understood nothing. He was someone who never had strange customs. If there was one thing to mention it was that he had never kissed a woman, did that make him on a woman?

When he thought about it he was so embarrassed and irritated.

He felt that the world was mocking him.

It was then that he decided to slap this world!

He would become someone who would screw this world, God, everyone, and if there was someone related to the theme of reincarnating as a woman, he would tie him to a tree and whip him every day.

This world was as described in the novels he read online.

The name of the world was the Human Kingdom, and there were two other kingdoms namely: Heaven and the Underworld.

The place where he was born was set in the Middle Ages of Europe that he knew in his old life. But here were the cultivators described in those novels he read.

Meng Fan had a difficult life as Su Qingqing. Because this woman was fucking hot and beautiful.

As a straight man, he never had a problem touching his breasts every morning.

It was a man in the body of a woman!

If only he were charmed by this body, it wouldn't be a big problem. But then the problems came...

An arrogant young teacher from a powerful family wanted to make him his wife.

The Emperor of the Kingdom where he lived gave large amounts of money to the woman's parents to take her to his imperial chamber and make her his concubine.

The Flower Pavilion wanted her to be the main courtesan...

Meng Fan was upset and outraged at all of this. But this was the key point in convincing himself to become the most powerful person in all the realms.

And then her path was full of tricks and machinations, all to survive and preserve her virginity.

In the blink of an eye a thousand years had passed and she had become Empress Qingqing.

Although don't get it wrong, she never married anyone, but she became the governor of the Great Tang. And her name spread in the Three Kingdoms, it was then that she was known as Empress Qingqing, the gentle empress, the woman in the wet dreams of all men.

But still there were legendary figures like the Jade Emperor, the Eight Immortals, the Yellow Emperor of the Human Kingdom, even the Buddhist gods who made their vows, all were captivated by their beauty.

What the hell was that? That was one of the reasons why he thought the script was misspelled!

The little reverence and respect he had for them in his first life was immediately gone.

He was tired every day. It was then that it occurred to him to study the techniques of space-time and the forbidden techniques of destiny to guide his soul to his former homeland.

Returning to the present, a multicolored light crossed the skies before stopping next to the bells.

The Jade Emperor gave him a gentle look and said, "Qingqing, please reconsider."

Meng Fan was disgusted and disdained this legendary being, but he still smiled on the surface: "It is my destiny to open the heavens and cross to the other worlds."

This was his daily bread, receiving confessions from men, not women... Even this so-called Jade Emperor, was a scoundrel who did not accept a 'No!' for answer. This guy even installed a residence base on the outskirts of the Great Tang.

Meng Fan was scared and disgusted by this old man. He believed that if he was neglected for at least a second, his chastity would be in danger.

Weren't all the men who achieved immortality people full of virtue and karma who didn't pay as much attention to superficial beauty?

According Meng Fan, this world ignored all those details. It was from the first moment he was reincarnated that he realized how truly dangerous a woman was so beautiful that she literally led a nation to its own destruction.

From the first day until now, it was a thousand years of persecution and escape.

This was all a bad joke to him.

Also, none of these guys who wooed her will give up with a "No!" And it really was so, this Jade Emperor was no exception either, he was possibly the most enthusiastic regarding this.

The Jade Emperor smiled gently: "It is so, actually I have long come to think of this. From the first day I followed my Tao, I left everything mundane behind, and I thought it would be like this until the end, but since I met you my emotions have not been in my control. Then I understood, I should make you my fellow Taoist!"

"..."

Meng Fan's beautiful eyelids trembled uncontrollably.

The Jade Emperor saw that and thought that the woman was pleasantly shocked, so he was proud of himself and continued: "That is why here, in front of all these fellow Taoists and subjects. I, Yu Di, want to walk the skies with you."

"..."

"I also want to dedicate to him a beautiful Tang poem: Like two birds fluttering in the blue sky, even if the clouds separate us, fate will bring us together again..."

"..."

"Dear Qingqing..."

"Wait!"

Before the other party could continue to speak nonsense, Meng Fan cut him off. He always took care of his facial expressions, he never showed more than a smile, but this time he was extremely irritated.

Why did the heavens play with him like this?

The other party did not stop considering herself her fellow Taoist, in short, her husband!

Do me a favor and use your powers to realize that I am a man!

That is what he wanted to say. He was a man who was paying dearly for something he never did.

He felt that the world was unfair to him and his eyes watered.

But she was a woman in this world... and a extremely sexy.

"Oh God!" The Jade Emperor was scared and blushed when he saw that.

It must be my fellow Taoist!

That was what he decided.

But others would not give him a chance for that ...

Bright lights flashed across the sky. It signified the arrival of the immortals and the gods. The golden glitter represented the highest state. The multicolour meant that someone represented the mandate of heaven.

"¡Hahahaha!"

The gods laughed, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

"As fast as ever. But whoever has Qingqing will be me." There was a man of few words drinking a drink of alcohol: Emperor of the North.

From the Human Realm came supreme existence, Huang Di: "Older, you are older than me, but why is your mouth more careless than mine?"

The Eight Taoist Immortals, the Buddhists who supposedly made their vows, the warriors of martial power ...

All legendary people but who were Meng Fan's biggest pursuers.

They were also the reasons why he wanted to leave this world.

"Your because you are here!" The Jade Emperor was upset when he saw them. He also recognized that these were his love rivals.

Even that Huang Di junior had reached the state to compete with them.

Emperor of the North smiled: "Of course to have Sister Qingqing."

He Xiangu of the Eight Immortals: "I came to wish you good luck sir! But if you fail… well, is there anything else to say? Hehe…"

Since the incident with the Jade Emperor, Meng Fan has always been vigilant against these guys. If one of them came, he expected the others to come.

He was afraid, but it was decisive. Even if these legendary figures got in the way, he would make his return to his homeland.

After all, she was Empress Qingqing, even they couldn't underestimate her in a matter of strength.

Meng Fan shot them a hard look, then continued to fly towards the golden bells.

In heaven's mandate there was a rule not to open the heavens. The Three Kingdoms countered for a reason, and they kept balance over the universe. But there were other worlds. Meng Fan toured the Three Realms and discovered that his homeland was not here.

According ancient legends, there were countless worlds, albeit weak, and they were all weaker than the Three Kingdoms, but they existed.

But the problem was that he couldn't travel directly. But he could send his soul. Meng Fan saw the guys fighting over 'she'.

She felt bad for them, but then she thought about everything she had to go through during her life as a woman and her little sympathy for them disappeared.

'Never say you will marry a man who is straight!'

He felt ashamed just remembering it, so he stepped on the air and approached the bells.

The Jade Emperor, who argued with the other legends and boasted, realized that his ta fellow Taoist was very determined and his face lost all color: "No, this is bad!"

He stepped on the air and flew quickly towards her. Actually, he wasn't worried about heaven's mandate, he was worried that she would leave him.

Meng Fan was close enough to the bells, she turned around and looked at the guys who previously courted her: "All you bastard perverts let me show you something you will never forget!"

He growled at them, although this was a very pretty sight, no one noticed that. They were actually dumbfounded. Since when did the goddess in your hearts know such harsh words?

She was always kind and gentle...

Meng Fan moved both of his hands so fast that they left behind residual images. It was the technique that combined the laws of space time with destiny.

He was connected to the earth by karma, it was as if a thread linked them both. Meng Fan smiled happily when he felt a presence on the other side of the universe. They were both like voices that synchronized.

Then his hands formed a seal, the tender white palm formed the 'immortal' character and rang the bell.

Ding----------

The sound was heard on all continents and everyone was silent. A drop of cold sweat ran down the face of the Jade Emperor.

The silence was short.

The heavens opened and the crushing aura of heaven's mandate emerged from the dome that sealed them. Meng Fan trembled momentarily and bit her beautiful red lips. Then he executed the laws of space-time and pointed to the other side of the universe, a place that synchronized with his soul.

Her beautiful fleshly body, which was extremely sexy and caused the wet dreams of all men, was destroyed into powder.

Everyone watched in shock.

But before anyone said anything, a chubby teenager emerged from the dust, then yelled at everyone:

"Your mother and father are going to become your wife, you bastards!"

"All of you pervert bastards die! What kind of legends are they? Filthy, that's not completing asceticism!"

Then he made a gesture that many did not understand, Meng Fan smiled and stuck out the middle finger.

"I'm finally getting rid of all of you!"

There were a thousand years of suffering, during this time he understood what a beautiful woman must endure. Then he sighed, determined to regain his manhood, he ignored the mandate of heaven and took one last look at these legendary beings.

His body became a ray of light that shot up into the divided sky and disappeared.

The Jade Emperor kept his mouth open the entire time until Meng Fan disappeared. Seeing countless people watching him from afar, he was embarrassed.

She was a man?

Then she realized that all this time she had been chasing a man. The body was that of a woman, but her soul was that of a man.

He was embarrassed, but more because he had boasted before and then he invited many important people.

The Emperor of the North, Huang Di, and the others were no exception, either. But in the end they weren't as embarrassed as the Jade Emperor, so they were fine.

...

"All right! I'm finally coming back!"

"I'm here, I'm almost there!"

"Anyway, I'm finally leaving this seedy and cliche world, no, let's not think about it anymore. These memories will stay with me forever, no one will make me speak!"

The story of a man reincarnated as a woman and then pursued for his beauty was determined never to be told.

The lights ahead of him twinkled, the sea of ​​stars distorted. He was sucked at extremely fast speed and when he became self-conscious again he saw his birthplace. Like a drop of water floating in the dark void, it was the earth.

Meng Fan cried with happiness, he was close, very close, he would finally return.

He left that cliched world behind only for the world in front of him.

He was already making preparations for when he returned. The first thing he would do would be to return to his family and enjoy his vigorous manhood.

Meng Fan was thinking when he felt something tug at his soul, then a thread tugged at his soul as if he had found a compatible body. After that the world turned white.

When he became self-conscious again, he saw a familiar alley.

Trash piled on one side. And then in front of him there were some restaurants, internet cafe, manga café, karaoke...

Meng Fan was happy to see a family atmosphere, so much so that he did not realize that the perspective of the world was strange. His happiness made him jump with joy and shout, "Meow—"

Meng Fan was startled. The meow made him hesitate when he looked around.

It seemed strange to him, since there was no cat nearby, just when he saw a figure approaching, Meng Fan smiled with joy and wanted to greet him, but again a meow came out of his mouth.

"Meow… ¡Meow!"

"Ah! What a pretty kitten!" A female voice said.

Meng Fan raised his head and noticed that a 17-year-old girl was walking towards him. Her hair was long and black with a cat-like object tying her hair. Her blue eyes were large and her eyelashes long. She was very beautiful, but she did not have the seductive charm of Empress Qingqing, but she was not far behind.

She was wearing a white school shirt, and a red plaid skirt.

A blue backpack hung from his shoulder.

She leaned over to Meng Fan and smiled sweetly at him.

But this beauty did not enchant Meng Fan at all, he wanted to shout: Qué What a cat!'

"Meow! Meow!"

Meng Fan widened his eyes in shock. When he looked to the side, he saw from the reflection of a puddle that there was a black cat reflecting in it. He was speechless.

Why didn't this script seem realistic?