29 One, Two, Three, Surprise!
[...For how long are you going to keep doing that?]
The system's voice echoed through Yan Shun's mind, however, he simply grinned at it.
"9,999... 10,000... 10,001..."
Yet, he still continued...
Yan Shun was counting how many pushups he was doing... since he didn't have anything to do.
He had already gone through two catastrophes in one day just because he was bored!
That didn't work too well...
Now, he's already on the 97th Floor!
Finally, he was only two steps away from the last trial, which from the rumors he heard on the first few floors...
It seems that it's the Immortal Prison Goddess's trial...
A few people lived to see it, but, the ones that survived, all said the same things...
"Although, it was the worst experience ever... I'd do it again and again just to see her face..."
"Even if that tortured my soul, and even caused me to have some mental problems, I'd repeat to just take a glance at her face..."
Honestly... Yan Shun was quite curious to look at her...
The rumors made him quite excited, cause, one of the few people had claimed to see a portrait of that same goddess.
And a lot of powerhouses fought each other just to keep it.
There are also a few rumors that a few Heavenly Emperors, created a mask with her face, although not comparable to her real face, just to fuck their wives with her face...
It was honestly creeping Yan Shun out...
If that woman was so strong and beautiful... what would she really want?
Although most people were curious about her beauty, Yan Shun was honestly curious about her desires.
After all, the only reason, he himself, is cultivating to live for eternity with Luo Xueying... and maybe some wives... ahem.
[Host... you should never question about the desires of people like her. Honestly, most of them..]
"Most of them...? What do they want?"
[They just want to fall in love... but they never found that 'spark', their soulmate!]
[So, basically, if they ever found one... they would probably be imprisoned for the rest of eternity...]
[They would probably feed them until they have an immortal body, and keep them to themselves.]
"Huh... so basically... what did you call it before..." Yan Shun was thoughtful for a moment.
"Oh! A Yandere." He exclaimed.
[That's right... those kind of people... are the worst!]
['The best'!]
[You shouldn't never approach them!]
['After all, you already have me! I'll let Luo Xueying go because of her explosive... yet strange soul.']
"Well... Honestly, I don't think I'd mind... Maybe, I'd mind if I had some friends outside... but if I didn't have, wouldn't that be just perfect?"
['Yes! You should keep a mindset like that!']
[...You're weird.]
"Whatever. Yanderes are simply the best!" Yan Shun scoffed.
Sitting down at his bed, he gazed at the roof for the 1028th time...
"System... can you tell me about the Upper Plane, again?"
[Ugh... Sure.]
[On the Upper Plane, there are tenth strong figures. The Luo Family, obviously, which is considered the 3rd strongest.]
[Then, there's the Royal Family... the second strongest. Actually, the Luo Family... is much weaker compared to them.]
[Even though it doesn't seem on the surface, the Royal Family has a lot of underground organizations and Sects under their control.]
[It's actually terrifying the amount of power they actually have, but, curiously, they aren't the strongest.]
[The strongest force is called the Yaochi Sacred Land, and also the Immortal Prison.]
[Both of them are considered the strongest in the whole Universe.]
[Although, they don't know about the Immortal Prison's Goddess true strength, the Yaochi Sacred Land really remains in pair with it.]
[Principally, on the Main area of the Sect, which is on the Planet Called, "Sacred Yaochi", the sect's own name...]
[The outer disciples, the weaker type disciples are "Great World King" cultivators!]
[And most of them are at the Peak!]
[That's how terrifying it actually is...]
"Damn... Didn't you mention it before that the Sect Master is actually a Woman?"
[Oh... I didn't tell you? The Yaochi Sacred Land is a Sect that only permits female disciples!]
"Oh..." Yan Shun sighed.
[What's up with that disappointed sigh!?]
"Why are women the most powerful in this world?"
[Oh... Did I ever tell you that mostly on the Upper Planes, the gender is... reversed?]
"HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!" Yan Shun shouted in a surprised voice.
Immediately, he started imagining... girls with a... ahem.
[NO, NOT THAT KIND OF REVERSE!]
"Ah... I almost died in shock." Yan Shun sighed in relief.
[Basically, because of the Woman Supremacy, the "Male Gender" was suppressed...]
[So, Women tend to be much more dominant than men, and most of the men there... are either normal or softies that try to gather women's attention.]
"Oh... so that was why Luo Xueying always loved to straddle me?" Yan Shun suddenly knew the reason for her actions.
"It was normal for a woman to do that to their husband..." Yan Shun frowned slightly.
Thinking about when the System, mentioned that "men" tend to act like "softies" to gather women's attention...
Doesn't that mean that with his natural appearance that almost looks like a woman, he would be considered a... "softie"...
[Pfff... thinking about it, if you don't want to go with Luo Xueying, you'll probably get kidnapped...]
['Not like I'd let that happen...']
"Honestly... I think it's better if I stay in the Lower Plane... I can live a tranquil life... I can enjoy 100,000 Years before dying at least..."
Ahem... Returning Void Cultivator's lifespan = 100,000 Years.
[...That's some bullshit.]
"WHAT!? You expect me to go the Upper Plane just to be fucking kidnapped?"
[Huh? All the women in the Upper Plane are extremely beautiful! Who wouldn't want to be kidnapped!?]
"...For someone that was against liking a Yandere, you assume some good points..." Yan Shun uttered.
[...I have the right to remain silent.]
"Fuck you."
['Fufu~~ anytime~~, also, make sure to spank my butt very hard, kay~~?']
[00:00:00]
"Ah... it's finally time for the 2nd last catastrophe..." Yan Shun sighed.
Immediately, he directed himself toward the same room where he suffered from 96 catastrophes.
Now... lightning, strange figures holding all kinds of weapons, meteors, asteroids, and now... a Heavenly Flame appeared before him.
Everything from the 97th floor below was going to be thrown against Yan Shun... instead of making another punishment, they just added one more...
Mainly, that was the reason why so few people survived.
"Ah... Honestly, I'm glad that this Immortal Prison adjusts the difficulty conforming to the person's cultivation..."
"Because, if it didn't... I'd already have died a ton of times." He sighed.
Immediately, more than 90% of his Qi was depleted into a small barrier that covered his entire body.
"Ahh... System... you better make the rewards worth it!" He smiled...
BOOM!
BOOM!
CRACKLE!
SPLURT!
CRACKLE!
THRUM!
BAM!
SPLURT!
SPLURT!
CRACKLE!
BOOM!
THUD!
CRACKLE!
BAM!
Splurt...!
For exactly, 96 minutes, Yan Shun's body was continuously attacked from all those things.
His body was continuously damaged, and his clothes were ripped apart, however, using the last remaining ounce of Qi he had, he cleaned his body and made a few clothes for himself.
"Haaa... haa... huff...!" He breathed deeply.
He meditated as the wounds from his body slowly recovered, and just after one entire day, he was done!
"Finally... Now... I just need to recover 99% of my Qi in only two days!" He smiled.
But, he was actually happy, because, on the 98th floor, it doesn't have a time limit because the difficulty jumps even more than before!
Mainly because that's the last trial before the actual last one where the Immortal Prison's Goddess will be doing the trial herself.
As he opened the door... he faintly heard a murmur which made his senses sharp, but due to his fatigue...
He almost couldn't move his body...
"One, two, three... Surprise!"
Out of nowhere, a figure leaped toward him.
Thud!
Their bodies collided as Yan Shun tumbled to the ground.
Before him stood a stunning woman, gazing at him with an obsession brimming with love.
She possessed long, glossy black hair adorned with dark-red strands, cascading down to her peach-like, voluptuous buttocks.
Her phoenix-like eyes and elegantly arched eyebrows perfectly complemented her captivating, wide smile.
Her lips exuded a charm so enticing that, as Yan Shun looked at them, he instinctively bit his own to restrain the urge to kiss them passionately.
Her eyes, a mesmerizing shade of gold, sparkled with affection and an obsessive love that transcended any unhealthy boundaries.
As she lowered herself, the delicate collar of her attire graced her with allure, and her skin was so smooth that Yan Shun wished he could leave love bites upon it.
But as his gaze descended further...
Two massive, XXL-sized gems came into view—quite possibly the largest he had ever seen in his entire life.
Yet, this ample figure was accompanied by a slender, sexy waist and long, flawless, white-silken legs.
However, what enchanted Yan Shun most was her generous, peach-like buttocks, from which Nine-Tails emerged, looking so fluffy that Yan Shun imagined laying down and resting on them.
She wore a hanfu dress that exposed her delicate shoulders. The deep cleavage revealed her colossal gems, and her legs encased in white silk stockings enhanced her overall allure.
Yan Shun felt an immediate hardening in his manhood.
She was just too enchanting, and in that moment, he nearly forgot everything else, consumed by his desire to be with her.
[WAKE UP!]
"Huh... what happened?" Yan Shun startled snapped his eyes open.
And that's when he realized what had happened, he was simply charmed by this woman... in just a mere second!
As he took another look at her face, he noticed a familiar symbol, a blood-colored moon on her delicate white-skinned forehead.
"Qiuyue..." He unconsciously uttered as she looked familiar to her.
At that moment, Qiuyue smiled very warmly and charmingly at Yan Shun!
Her eyes brimmed with excitement as she exclaimed in the most seductive voice he had ever heard!
"Yes, Master Yan~~?"
Yan Shun immediately got charmed by her voice... however, without even needing the system's help, he woke up!
"Uhh... w-what are you doing here?" He stammered, a small blush creeping out on his face.
She was far too charming for him told himself.
Qiuyue grinned at his words, she delicately lifted her chin and said, "What do you think? I've come to take what's mine~" She purred seductively.
Yan Shun felt his manhood twitch at this moment!
But, taking deep breaths, he controlled himself, but as if noticing his natural reaction, Qiuyue giggled...
'Damn! Don't do that... my heart is soft and will be directly hit!' He complained inwardly.
"W-what do you mean?"
"Isn't that obvious... Nine-Tailed Blood Moon Fox can only choose a partner for their entire life, even if they reincarnated..."
"And I... obviously chose you! The person who saved me when I desperately needed help the most~!"
[You're... fucked. The Nine-Tailed Blood Moon Fox is a race that is from Billions of years ago!]
[I didn't even exist back then!]
[No wonder I couldn't fucking see her body... she simply has the strongest bloodline ever recorded!]
'Fuck me...' Yan Shun's body quivered.
"A-actually... I have a wife... I-I'm sorry, but I simply can't!" He denied her thoroughly.
But, then, her eyes, devoid of any emotions even the obsessive that she had shown towards him, looked at him...
"Huh? What did you just say?"
'Haaa... Why are you so obsessed with me... girl I want to know...!' Yan Shun sighed inwardly.
Never he expected, that he would probably die because a girl was too obsessed with him.
