Chapter 37 The Positive Effects Of Heavenly Slaughter Weed

...........So you are Telling me" (Shiki started)

"That the OP Force that was made form the Royal Rumble of 3 Overpowered Concepts and 1 Overpowered Verse"

"The same OP Force that has the Capability to Create Worlds and Overpowered Characters on a Whim''

"That is the same force that i Can Make and Control Effortlessly."

God: "....Yes...."

"*Sigh*.......I Need Some Heavenly Slaughter Weed''

"Can someone please Call the Coke Guy."

"And where is my Waifu"

5 Centuries Later

"Wooooooo"

Shiki was Currently Racing against Merlin In a Racing Track on A Certain Childish God Planet. Merlin was Riding a Certain Beast that is Commonly Known By Otakus as Fou or Beast IV, One of the Beasts Of Gaia.

While Shiki is also riding a Beast but Not from The Nasuverse

"Come On Ghidorah, You can go faster than this"

Yes Shiki is Currently Riding the Beast King Ghidorah

"Raaarg" (Ghidorah Replied)

"I Know But Fou And Merlin Are already catching Up to Us, And if he wins that Damn Dick Wizard Merlin wins the Bet."

"Raaarg" (Ghidorah Begrudgingly replied)

"I Know I Know, We have raced Around Zeno's Planet for 999,999,999 Times and You are Tired"

"Raaaarg"

"Oh, How did we Get Here so Fast since You are Normally Slow, Well Thats Thanks to Skadi's Enchantments and Runes."

"Rarrrg"

"Oh what Happens If We Lose" (Shiki Said While Making a Thinking Expression)

"Raaarg"

"Well, I'll Owe Merlin A Favor......…. and You'll Get a Dick"

"RAAAAAARG" (Ghidorah Said Angrily)

"Ahhhh, It seems that you are not going to make this Easy for Me Ghidorah"

"Well Dont Blame me for the Effects of your Words"

Shiki then Conjured A Canister on the Cannister the Words YOUTH was Plastered on it. Then Shiki Opened the Cannister and the Words YOUTH Came out of it.

Then Shiki Used a Syringe and Extracted the Contents of the Cannister. At this Point Ghidorah saw the Words on the Cannister and was Already Begging Shiki with tears in Her Eyes.

"Don't worry It'll Only hurt for a Moment but after That you Feel The Pleasure" (Shiki Said with a Sadistic Smile)

The Shiki Injected the YOUTH Serum into Ghidorah Butt And Immediately Ghidorah Gained Extra Thick BUSHY BROWS and Muscles and Shouted

"YOUUUUUUUUTHHHHHH"

Then at A Speed Beyond Light, Ghidorah Stressed Himself to the Extent that They Both broke Up into Subatomic Particles and Reformed at the Finish Line.

After they Crossed the Finish Line Two Seconds Later Merlin Too Crossed The Finish Line With Cath Plug Panting Like a Raped Dog. The Crowd Praised Both Tiamat and Shiki. Then a Mic was Handed to Him By Angra Mainyu as he was The Mic-Man

Angra : "So How do you Feel Being here at the Top, After Winning AMERC (AN: All-Mighty-Ether-Racing-Competition…..The name is still in development). "

"Well, Angra I Feel Great, As a Young Boy I Always dreamed about Creating a Multiversal Stadium for the Gods then Winning A Competition Held in that Stadium

Merlin: "Wow, Quite an Impossible dream You had there, But you managed to fulfil It. So tell Me who do you Owe This Too"

"Well I Owe this to My Father, Dream Energy, My Mother also Dream Energy"

"I Owe it to God too because without him I Wouldnt be Here Today''

"LOVE YOU TOO SON" (God said from the Audience Stand)

I Also Thank My Beast Ghidorah, Without him I Wouldn't be able to Win"

"YOUTH" (Ghidorah Replied)

"But most of all I Thank the Heavenly Slaughter Weed, Because It made me Feel This High for Centuries, And this is an Advice to all Kids…Always…Call…..The….Coke….Guy (AN: Actually Dont)

"I Also Thank Author-Sama For making me Who I am today. I Love you God_Is_With_Us... You the Man."

Angra: "Wow that's Great, Now let's Hear from Merlin, The Loser of this Battle."

After talking to the Depressed Merlin as he couldn't Create a Dick for Ghidorah. Shiki decided to Throw a Party at His House but then he remembered that he didn't have a House so He decided to Create One.

Then He Invited Some Gods to the Party like OAA, The Presence, Dr Manhattan, Alternate Adult Zeno, God of Destruction Goku, AU God of Death Subaru, Great Red,.

The Party was Filled with So many Fun Activities, Like, Playing Monopoly but with Planets as The Buildings and Saint Quartz as The Currency, Helping Merlin to Try to Make Rate Up True but never managed to complete it even with all the God's Help.

There was Also Stick the Tail on Trihexa, Playing Darts but with Anti-Army Enchantments on it, Seeing who can Destroy The Boku no Pico world Fastest, Alaya won that One as she Saw that Those Beings on the Boku no Pico world couldnt be Classified as Humans.

They Continued Partying for A Century until the Heavenly Slaughter Weed Finally Wore Off

One Century Later

"*Yawwwwn*''

Shiki Woke up with a Yawn and His Eyes Adjusted to the Light, After a while he tried to Stand Up But Found out that Something heavy Was On Him, He Looked down to see Tiamat on Him Currently Purring like a Cat, On his Right Side was an Alternate Ritsuka who managed to Become a Goddess and On his Left side was A Female OAA (AN: Not A Harem Candidate.....I Think).

Shiki was Confused on What the Fuck was Going On but he decided not to Disturb them as he had a Splitting Headache, So he teleported to the Door, Then Looked at the Bed just to Find out that the Bed was SOOO Wide.

That it Managed to Accommodate over 20 Overpowered Goddesses. Shiki was too Tired to even Guess what was Going on so he Just left the Room and Went Downstairs, As he went downstairs he smelt something Delicious and Flowery so he followed the Smell to the Kitchen as he was Getting Closer he started getting some kind of foreboding Feeling, The walls suddenly got Scarier and A Eerie tune was Being Played.

Shiki finally Entered the Kitchen just to see a Woman wearing a Naked Apron, Normally shiki would be Happy seeing The Legendary Naked Apron, But Then woman turned to reveal that it was Actually Merlin or Should I say Female Merlin. She turned to See her Donning a Big Pregnant Stomach.

Merlin seeing him Smiled and Said: "Darling, Come and Eat I made Your Favorites or would you Rather Eat…Me"

At this Point, Shiki just Conjured a Phone and Called someone.

"hello, Coke Guy….yeah I need 1,000,000 Pounds Of Supreme Heavenly Weed"

"Yeah, Thank You"

The Shiki Got High and Partied again for another 10 Centuries. Then Finally calmed down and Went to meet God at the Conference Table.

"So where were we''