2 Oh Crap, I'm a Baby?!
[Third POV]
In a peaceful village, a decent sized house is still awake in the peaceful evening
Why are the people of that awake you ask? Well, it is because a miracle, no, two miracles is coming to this world.
In the house, a blond-haired woman is giving birth to her offspring. There is also a brown-haired man supporting his wife and a maid assisting with the birth.
"Madam, just a little more. Now push" The maid instructed as she carefully pulls the baby
"You can do it, Zenith" The man cheered for his wife
"Arrgggh" The woman screams in pain as she tries her hardest to push and breathes rapidly
"It is a success Madam. The baby is a boy" The maid held the baby and pass it to the father.
The boy has the same hair and eyes as his father. He has the gentle face of his mother mixed with a bit of his father's.
"Wait, there's another one, Madam. Now push" The maid instructed as another one is coming out
"Eh? another one?" The father was shocked as he heard that another one is being born.
"Arrrgh" The woman screamed again as she pushes and breathes rapidly again.
"It is another success, madam. The baby is a girl" The maid held the baby and passed to the mother.
"Ara? She also has the same as the first one" The mother is quite saddened that both babies have the same hair color as their father's.
"Don't be sad, Zenith. Look, she has your eyes" The father said as he points at the baby's beautiful shade of blue eyes.
The baby looked at them with so much confusion in her face.
'Who the hell are you people? Where the heck am I? And also.... WHAT IN ACTUAL F*CK, AM I A BABY?' The baby thought as she looks at her tiny stubby arms.
The two people looks at her with concern, the maid picks up and looks for any complication with the baby. She also did the same to the other baby and checked to see if there's something wrong.
"Madam, master, it seems that the twins had complication with their birth" The maid sadly report to the two couple.
'Oh shet, I forgot, babies are meant to cry when they are born' The baby realized that fact and tries to cry in order convince the people she is fine.
The baby also looks at her baby brother as she signaled him with her eyes. The brother seems to be confused at first, but he understood the signal and cries as well.
The couple and the maid were relieved that the twins cried their first cry.
"Honey, what do we name the twins?" The woman asked her husband for the name they need to give to the two identical twins.
"Let me see, I know the male twin will be Rudeus and female twin will be Rebecca" The man declared.
"Ah, what wonderful names. Rudeus and Rebecca, I love it" The mother approved of the names that her husband gave.
'Wait, was that.....'
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The two babies were put together in a crib and the couple watched them closely.
'Welp, this is now my life, being a baby once again. I hope this run will be better than my previous one because my last life is absolute hell and I don't want it to happen again' Rebecca thought as she looks at her new parents
'I wish they treat me well unlike my step parents I once had in my past life' Rebecca hope for herself that she will be treated well in this life
'On the other note' She looks at her brother, the brother also looks at her 'Why do I have a feeling that he feels quite familiar, but I can't put finger on it.' Rebecca ponders as she tries to remember that feeling
'Meh, only time will tell me about that feeling someday' She shrugged internally as she dismissed that thought
"Look at them honey, they are so alike that I might not able know which is which when they grow up" The said to her husband about the similar looks of the twins.
"I know right, the only way to find out by looking at their eyes, and perhaps...their chest" The father cheekily said he is fond of big breasted women.
"Hey, don't lewd at your own daughter" The wife refute her husband's perverted comment about his daughter's chest in the future.
'Eww, gross' Rebecca thought on her father's disgusting comment
"Okay okay, I get it. I can only look at your breasts" He cheekily said as he suddenly kissed his wife
"Geez, you're such a pervert you know that" The wife sighs at her husband's advances
'Really? Kissing on front of me and my brother?! Get a room you two for crying out loud!' Rebecca angrily thought as she watched her parents making out in front of her.
She looks at her brother and she saw him smiled perversely at the scene in front of him
'Oh dear lord, is he a pervert as well? Are perverseness runs in the family? Wait, am I also a pervert? Oh no, I don't want to be pervert!' She panicked to herself as she is terrified the perverseness of the family.
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[Rebecca's POV]
Half a year later, I gained the ability to crawl
Yeah baby, I am free from the imprisonment of this mortal flesh
It's good that I can move around now
I also saw my brother zooming around the house like a house inspector looking at every room
I followed him in his journey of inspecting of the rooms
Apparently, we lived in a somewhat decent sized house. It was two floors and had couple of rooms that are well-constructed. The house has a medieval and European vibe to it. I have the feeling that the truck the hit me had sent me back in time or something. I also have the feeling that it wasn't the case but I can't tell for certain why.
Then I saw my brother climbed a chair to look outside. I also climbed at the chair and looked at the outside world.
It seems that we are in a very open field with huge farming field that stretches far. There are huge mountains that are towering on the distance that made wanting to climb it. I never experienced hiking in my past life because of my strict step parents not letting me do what I want.
But then suddenly...
*Whoosh*
I was startled at the whooshing sounds. I look for the source of the sound and found that my father is swinging a sword.
'Wait? Is that a freaking sword he is swinging?!' I excitedly looked at my father swinging the sword. I used to be a sucker for swords in my previous life. Even though my strict step parents don't allow me to have good things, occasionally they brought me gifts in my birthday. I used to own a plastic lightsaber in my past life and I remembered swinging it like badass. Well, not until I accidentally hit a porcelain figure and my step parents confiscated the light saber, never to be seen again. Ah, I missed that feeling. Able to swing a long ass sword is my dream of my past childhood.
'I want a sword'
But then, my brother was startled by the swinging of the sword and staggeres backwards
'Oi, careful bro you're gonna fall'
I tried to reach out my hand to him, he noticed my hand is reaching for him and grabbed it.
However, I couldn't support his weight and we both fall to our death, just kidding, we were just badly hurt our head.
'Ouch, great job brother. We both fell because of your carelessness'
"KYAAA" I heard a scream and it is my mother looking at me and my brother on the floor, and badly hurt at the back of our head.
My mother and the maid carried us both and patted our head.
"Oh dear, are you okay? did you hurt your head badly, didn't you Rudy?" She softly rubbed the head of my brother
"And you too Rebecca, did you hurt your head badly as well?" She also softly rubbed my head
"They injured themselves and they didn't cry?" The maid suspiciously muttered
'Oh shet, I forgot'
I fake cry to dismiss the maid's suspicion, I also signaled my brother with my eyes to do the same. He noticed my gaze and understood, he cried along with me.
My mother and the maid flinched as we cried all a sudden.
"Oh dear, are you two in great pain, come here you two" My mother picked me up from the maid's arms and she walks to a nearby table. She placed us both on top of the table and then see put her hands to our heads.
'Umm.... mom, what are you doing? Where's the first aid kit? A band aid or cottons with alcohol would nice'
"Let this divine power be as satisfying nourishment"
'Uuuh mom, this isn't the time to roleplay as cleric, we still have time for you grab a med kit to actually heal our head
"Giving one who has lost their strength the strength to rise again!"
'I mean don't get me wrong, mom. There's nothing wrong to roleplay, but there's time and place for that'
[Healing]
And that's where the weird feeling from before had finally realized. I saw green glowing particles coming out of my mother's hand. The pain at the back of head slowly vanished and a refreshing feeling was replaced. Then my mother released her grip from our heads and she then placed her hands on her hips as she smugly looks at us.
"See, it's okay now. After all, your mum was a renowned adventurer" She boastfully proclaimed
I patted my head to check at my injury on my head and I feel that there was no more wound to found.
'HOLY F*CKING SHET, DID MOM ACTUALLY HEALED MY HEAD WITH ACTUAL MAGIC?!"
I was baffled at the series of events that just happened just now. I looked at my brother and he is as surprised as I was.
I started to piece of information that I had these past few months and tried to draw conclusion in order to solve this mystery I am feeling.
'So, we are in a medieval home in an opened grassy area. Good, seems normal. But then there are swords in the world, not to mention, magic as well. So, if I put them together, I can surely say that I am....'
'.....In a world of swords and sorcery'
