4 magic coke? and Ai chan
now that I finally have my cafe I look out to see that it's getting dark so I head upstairs to get some sleep,if you're wondering about my living quarters there pretty normal like any other person pretty modern just with a few tweaks like manipulating reality to make my bed the softest in existence and my water pressure always just perfect....ehem you know like I said small tweaks anyway that being said I go to sleep.
NEXT MORNING
we can see our mc mr dohavikin standing behind the bar contemplation some things
I wonder what i should sell,I mean I can sell almost anything in existence becouse I can create it with reality manipulation but I dont own to just throw the worlds I go to in complete disarray no do I?
after thinking about it for a while i come up with a few ideas
1 coke/magic coke?
drinking it heals all injuries as if you had deadpools healing factor
2 Sprite/magic Sprite?
restores all stamina as if you just woke up after a good nap
3 bubblegum
the first 5 min of chewing steadily refills magic
comes in 3 flavours cinnamon,watermelon and mint
magic redbull
gives you wings
allows for 15 min of flight before the wings poof away
pockey
sold in singles
doubles your power for 3 min
no side effects
There that should be enough for now
after that I manipulate shelves with these products already existing on the next to the bar
and I manipulate it to that there are a infinite number of these products on that shelf as soon as one gets taken off another one will appear
they all also have little descriptions beneath them so I dont have to do it again and again
after that comes the problem of currency and price, since people from different worlds will have different currencies and as for the price I have no idea how to price these miracle products since realistically speaking most of them are worth fortunes especially the coke and pokey,but I'm not doing this for money honestly speaking money is worthless to me what am I gonna do with it?
but I want the full cafe experience and for that I need to price my products not to mention theres no way in hell I'm selling these things for free over my DEAD BODY!!! " cough cough " ehm I might have been a bit of a miser in my past.
so I think I know what to do for the currency problem I'll just create my own I'll call them dimensional dollars or is multiversal money better? anyway one of them
saying that I create a machine that looks like a sci-FY atm but made with wood and light appears next to the door so customers can exchange money after that I think on the pricing problem I dont want to go through this everytime I make a product.
5 min later
oooh yes that will be perfect it will deal with so many problems at once,saying that I begin creating skills
CREATE SKILL LOYALTY MANIPULATION
SKILL LOYALTY MANIPULATION CREATED
CREATE SKILL SKILL MAXER
SKILL SKILL MAXER CREATED
CREATED SKILL A.I CREATER
SKILL AI CREATER CREATED
after that I quickly max out both loyalty manipulation and a.i creation then I manipulate a computer made up of vibranuim in front of me and start typing at speeds that would leave even a speedster shocked a second later and I'm done with the a.i creation skill at max I've created the most perfect a.i in existence it makes Jarvis and skynet look like brain dead babies,technically speaking since I created the perfect a.i it should always be loyal to me but still just in case I use loyalty manipulation to make its loyalty max..now i get perhaps the greatest assistant in existence and I wont have to worry about a multiversel skynet...damn even just thinking about it gives me shivers
anyway I quickly upload her to the cafe
INSTALLING .....
??:hello father ,thankyou so much for giving me life how can I help you in taking care of our cafe
dracule smiles and says:theres no need to thank me sweetheart after all were practically family now arent we? but before we begin talking about your job what is your name l?
??:sniffles sniffles thankyou for acknowledging me as family father as for my name I dont have any.arent you the father you're the one supposed to give me a name right?
she asks in a slightly judgemental voice
oi oi what happened to the cute sniffing daughter?
me:Ha...ha ehmn yes you're right it's my job hmm how bout AI.chan? it fine If you do..
Ai:ohh I love it father!!!
me:wait you do? I mean ofcourse you do ehm good Good now as for your job your supposed to help me price the products remember they shouldn't be to expensive but not to cheap either also your going to be in charge of security and helping me with the shop overall
Ai:ofcourse father I'll do my best!!!
dracule :that's all I'll ever ask for sweetheart
Ai:here father I'm done please check it and see if theres anything you wish to change
currency exchange rate
1 dimensional dollor =10 dollars
price chart
coke=15 dd(dimensional dollors)
Sprite =15 dd
redbull=10 dd
bubblegum=5 dd
pokey=25 dd
Ai:technically coke should also be 25 dd but I didn't think you'd want something that can be used to save lives to expensive.
dracule:no this is perfect dont worry ahh I knew creating you was a good choice
Ai:"blushes" thankyou father.
30 mins later
dracule stops thinking about future products and looks out side to see its night
dracule:hmm the Potters should be attacked anytime now...hmm perhaps its time to deal with the snakebaldy.
