23 BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!!

PREVIOUSLY ON HOW I MET YOU MO...EHM MULTIVERSE CAFE.

the shocked and confused duck turned out to be whis an angel,the confused and angry one to be vegeta the prince of saiyans,the purely confused one,son goku the strongest saiyan alive and lastly the terrified one being chased by kurama turned out to be beerus....the God of destruction

huh...i was not expecting that.

_______________________________________________The moment their all back to normal beerus immeaditly trys to attack kurama,only to be turned back to a duck again

goku:"hey that's so cool!! teach me!"

vegeta who was about to attack aswell stopped when he saw beerus turn into a duck again

vegeta:"you bastard!,fight me like a man without those petty tricks!!"

whis:"I would like to inform you that the person you have just turned into a duck is beerus the God of destruction,also may I know your name and as to how I dont know of such a being as you?"

whis asks politely,in response I do what is quickly becoming one of my favourite things to do...I slap em all with an information packet.which results in beerus sweating and gaping in shock which honestly looks fkn hilarious on a duck..I didn't even know a duck could make such an expression!

vegeta just looks scared cuz of what he said to me(vegeta:why the fuck are so many overpowered people entering my life lately!!?)

whis:"hehehe to think our 12 universe's were only considered a single universe In the vast multiverse how ASTOUNDING!!,it is an honour to meet you god dohavkin."

Goku;"Heyy!! you must be SUPER strong FIGHT ME!!"

dracule:"meh sure whatever but later ,now do you want to buy something or not?"

whis:"I would be honoured to,also do those strength boosts such as the pokey and superpowers also work on us??"

dracule:"yep"

The angel and the gods:!!!!

you can then see a duck trying to jump to the shelfs to get to the pokey,while cackling (which since hes a duck...just sounds wrong) while thinking about how much fun hell have beating up champa

goku:"hmm playing the game and Leveling up sounds fun but I'm going to have to refuse the superpowers theres no fun in increasing your strength like that"

saying that he just goes towards the computer

vegeta on the other hand is confused as he wants the power up but his pride won't allow him to buy it since goku has already refused.

but seeing goku walking towards the computer his mind is made up

vegeta:"oii you bastard wait up!!"

whis:"hmm as much as a direct increase in strength would be gratifying I think I'll choose the water bending instead I'm especially interested in the blood bending".

damn a whis with blood bending? fuck me what have I created.

after goku and vegeta left to play I turned beerus back to normal.he started to nervously laugh and apologize while bowing

dracule:"yeah yeah fine just shut up and pick a power."

beerus":hahaha(still nervously) then I'll take the superstrength×5"

dracule:"meh should've known you were a basic bitch"

beerus;(ಥ﹏ಥ)

3 1/2 HOURS LATER

The guys from DBS finally left after buying all the products,in case your wondering both the saiyans and beerus chose the warrior class while whis surprisingly picked rogue,terrifying even me when I think of a blood bending ROGUE whis.....anyways , I was waiting for them to leave becouse i felt like my cafe is missing something.....A MAID and for some reason a specific women is coming to my mind....hmm lets go and get her

NAZARICK

I teleport to nazarick a second after ainz is done editing albedos code and a nano second before ainz gets shifted, I then proceed to change her settings by replacing words like supreme ones and momonga with my own name

then I restart time and teleport out with her.

ahhhh finally I have my own maid

I look at her and ....wait why is she looking at me like that??....I just remembered what ainz actually edited her code to be ...and that i just changed it to be directed at me...

ALBEDO":KYAAAAH DRACULE SAMAAA!!"

.....FUCK!!

AUTHORS NOTE

I saw everybody fighting about who to pick in the comments either hestia or the Phoenix force or lady death etc.....so I went with albedo instead...why...BECAUSE ALBEDO IS BEST GIRL!!

heh bet you weren't expecting that.