Chapter 3: Ready Player Blank?

Chapter 3: Ready Player Blank?

~Liam POV~

Going to a nearby old hotel place I asked the staff in a clear voice as she was there, "Hello miss can I rent a room for the day – Hello? You are listening – the fuck!"

Oh great, she is also gaming on OASIS on the job as she took the chance to throw me the keys as she kindly told me to fuck off, "Go fuck off dipshit! Here are the keys and be back later to pay up – Oh! No, you don't Teenage Mutant Motherfucker that golden turd from American Dad artifact is mine!! AIYAHHH!!!"

*Fwoosh*

Ouch!

You bloody bitch!

Rubbing my head of that stupid encounter and poor one-star service I managed to get the keys as I go towards the private apartment room no smaller than a teenager room I 'rented' this place.

Have to say the world has really gone to hell.

No seriously when will this sad excuse of the world ever go back to normal?

Until someone seriously wins the game?

Now that's very lazy and very sad at the same time.

Whatever.

At least though in the movie I recall they had a lot of a number of shows in the future shown and maybe I should take this moment to relax a bit and see them see what worlds I would benefit from them.

Plus I could use this chance to increase my language here in the meantime alternating between different Earths or movies related to them.

Could prove useful and might spend a year to find that out at best.

Or I could study in my off time but whatever.

Connecting myself using the gear of the dead office worker that used to have his stuff I began to wire myself all the necessary things I needed for me to go inside the Oasis the most copyrighted nightmare to possibly ever exist.

*Shiver*

I can feel the Walt Disney suing them.

*Click*

Clicking on the machine I began to connect everything accordingly as I had already re-watched the movie and watched the playthrough of Adventure to search for the Easter egg.

Now it was time and I restarted a new account.

Time for BLANK to take center stage.

…

…

Opening my eyes again on the starting screen with a new avatar look as I glanced at my body I began to speak to myself surprised, "Whoa… Now, this is really cutting-edge technology? Maybe I could sell it to others in more modern worlds to effectively become rich. Once I obtain the company first."

Yeah, how about getting the green before I get the mean.

Opening up to the shop functions on this Oasis game I began to buy a normal standard car for the low price with the money I obtained from the zombie world and bought the damn car since I would need it for what's coming next.

*Ding*

And with that, I began to hurry along and bought the Clark Kent glasses since I remembered in the game it would help hide my identity sooner the better because those company fucks are crazy as hell.

"NOW COME ONE AND COME ALL FOR THE UNBEATABLE RACE!!!"

Challenge just called in and it's time to take center stage!

Going towards the place where the unbeatable race was located in I began to sign up and next got teleported away from my starting point…

…

*Vroom*

You know when one gets teleported you don't get used to the feeling but in my case, though it more or less became a natural habit for me at this point.

Opening the land on Liberty Island I saw the place as I activated my car as I heard a person talk to me from the sides, "Huh? BLANK right? How about going away this unbeatable race is for the pros dude."

Glancing to my side I began to see Art3mis in her video game avatar giving me advice as I reply to her, "Maybe… but hey a newbie luck could mean it all. Besides the game is not over till the player games… No wait that sounds wrong?"

"Hahaha."

Hearing her laugh she got back to her stuff as I ride the car of my mustang I saw the scoreboard of the OASIS with no one leading with the keys as I couldn't help but be glad I have meta knowledge to help me out.

First world and I require some serious cash.

I could use that to pay for some teachers for different languages or learn computer hacking hell I might even learn how to shoot a gun properly.

I'm here to win this whole thing and speed run this shit.

Oh!

Even better I'll stream the whole shit live to fuck with people – wait no.

On second thought nope.

Never know when a hacker could hack into this shit best not do something dumb… even if I REALLY want to troll this world of their stupidity.

Next was when I heard the announcement begin to speak over to all the players in the area as I prepared myself.

"FIRST TO THE CENTRAL PARK! NO P.v.P ZONE! FIRST TO GET THERE WINS THE COPPER KEY!"

"READY SET… GO!!"

*Brr*

*Swoosh*

*Fwoosh*

Like that all the cars in the area began to go to their deaths being or try to be the first to achieve the first place in this unbeatable game.

Honestly, I can't help but feel pity for them.

I mean if they had a troll go backward in my world we would have at least three people do this backward or else they look dumb.

And I on the other hand…

*BRRR*

I'm going to the reverse of my car mustang as the back entrance appeared I began to drive outside backward as I yelled with no one listening, "HA! Take that you fucking morons! Never tried this for five fucking years! DUMBASSES!!!"

Ah…

Now that feels so much better to release my toxicity to them for being complete morons not even once attempting this idea.

Better to leave this to someone who can figure this shit out or dumb luck.

Faster was the car that went backward till I finally reached the edge and to the finish line as I had a triumph smug grin on my face as I won this whole 'unbeatable' race all in one day and I ain't stopping.

"FINISH LINE!"

Perfect.

That was when someone's avatar was animated in a magical fashion as Anorak as he spoke to me, "Nice racing, padawan. You're the first to finish. Get yourself a clue with your reward. BLANK."

With that, I got the Copper Key as I imagined myself playing the Legend of Zelda item reward I get from the chest as I placed the Key into my inventory as I saw the OASIS Scoreboard seeing my user name on it.

I couldn't help but smirk at this as this is a score for me and a new step forward in getting the money.

It's all for the money.

RANK

1ST

PLAYER NAME: [___]

SCORE: 549

00:07:30 --> 00:07:31

"[___] WINS COPPER KEY!"

Yeah, this will piss off a few people since the people are going to squirm at this and annoy the hell out of me for this.

Leaving the area with the key in my inventory I was then surrounded by countless people all over wanting to ask some questions about me or how I solve the whole thing as I was extremely annoyed at them.

Literally, I have no time for their little shit show of how I did it as I began to buy the store for just the item since winning the game I also got 100,000 coins which is equal to real-world cash in this world. Not going to lie it does feel nice but I have to win this speed run here as I began to buy an item.

It's called instant teleportation crystal as I bought the thing for 25 coins best item worth spending.

*Ding*

When that was done I saw it in a form of a crystal sphere I glanced at the people around me as I began to speak, "Hey you dumb chumps try to win the game! I mean a literal troll could figure this out. See ya suckers!"

*CRACK*

*Vroom*

Cracking the crystal sphere I began to be enveloped in smoke as I was suddenly at my next destination to get the second Key to win this so-called game.

Next up I hate this place and want to hurry the fuck up of this place as this is the Overlook Hotel from one of Stephen King's books.

The Shining is a 1977 horror novel by American author Stephen King. It is King's third published novel and first hardback bestseller; its success firmly established King as a preeminent author in the horror genre.

The setting and characters are influenced by King's personal experiences, including both his visit to The Stanley Hotel in 1974 and his struggle with alcoholism. The novel was adapted into a 1980 film of the same name.

The book was followed by a sequel, Doctor Sleep, published in 2013, which was adapted into a film of the same name.

The Shining centers on the life of Jack Torrance, a struggling writer and recovering alcoholic who accepts a position as the off-season caretaker of the historic Overlook Hotel in the Colorado Rockies.

His family accompanies him on this job, including his young son Danny Torrance, who possesses "the shining", an array of psychic abilities that allow Danny to see the hotel's horrific past.

Soon, after a winter storm leaves them snowbound, the supernatural forces inhabiting the hotel influence Jack's sanity, leaving his wife and son in incredible danger.

Sigh…

I'm so going to hate this since I hate the idea of jump scares and horror genres because of some scary games.

But this is for the money and I need it for the next few parallel worlds I plan to go by increasing my wealth in different foreign regions money at the same time since I'm probably going to need it.

Better to get it over with.

With that, I began to enter the scary mansion I began to walk down the halls.

This isn't so bad?

I mean what's the worst that –

"OOGA BOOGA!!!!"

AHHH!!