13 Making Every Girl Wet

"Haha!"

"What is this Joker doing here?"

"Go back and suck your mum's titty once again then come back."

Hoo! That was going overboard. Let's see which motherfucker it is.

I turned and saw a handsome guy who was sitting with a decently beautiful girl, they seems to be noble of sorts.

Okay let's not mess with nobles. I turned around and started walking towards sitting area...

...is that what you thought I would do?

I held my mask and loosened it ever so slightly, just enough to show my left eye. The mixture of orange and blue pupil with dark iris made every woman in that direction gasp. Within a second their hands automatically started moving towards their crotch. Of course, even that noble girl did the same.

The boyfriend looked at his fidgeting girlfriend and then remembered how she made a yawn when they were fucking yesterday but now on a mere sight of a man, she is masturbating? How could this be?

Since I am doing a show, I might as well add Frozen Cloud Asgard. After all there nothing hot than seeing a cold woman hiding that fact that she is in heat while secretly wishing that someone could come and pour a coldness to her heat.

So I turned my head towards Frozen Cloud Asgard and instantly I was greeted with a beautiful sight of entranced cold woman trying their best not to masturbate in open.

All hail infinite charm!

All hail my OP Lineage!

All hail System!

Only Qingyue was normal, guess her special physique is here.

Even Yuechan looked at me wish entranced expression. I looked at the face of Yun Che to see him gritting his teeth. Lol. You had your fun teasing Cang Yue last night, how does it feel when I became Mr. steal your girl?

Not having much interest in staying there, I went towards sitting area to take a nap.

—

I was in 14th arena.

There were a total of 30arena with 50participant each, making a grand total of 1500 participant.

The first round will last for three day. Top 10 of every arena will qualify for second round.

The second round will also last for three day. Top 100 among 300 will qualify for third round.

And then was the third round, also three days. Top 100 will battle and top 32 will qualify for final round.

In the main arena, the final 32 would fight to choose a winner.

Simple enough.

"Ikemen 1469 Vs Kuzuma 1440 come to stage!"

After three hours it was finally my turn.

I dragged my lethargic body to the arena.

The guy in front of me wore a green Jersey and had a face which you would want to smack every time you see it.

He pointed a finger at me, rustled his hair and said coolly, "I will give you a chance to submit. Do it!"

Yawn!

What am I even doing here? I came here to seduce Xia Qingyue, I decided to enter the tournament on a whim but mow its turning into a pain.

Aah! What a pain! No more lowkey anymore!!

"—hey are you even listennn—"

Bam!

[Serious Punch]

The opponent broke the arena, then the pillar behind it and landed on 13th arena with blood spurting from every part of his body.

"W-winner Ikemen from Cum on everybody clan!"

After that what happened was a series of serious punches and naps.

Yun Che and Xia Qingyue also won their respective matches...probably... I didn't bother paying attention.

...

Later that night.

I was given some courtyard I didn't bother remembering because its time...

I spread my awareness and I easily found my target.

Instantly I teleported some distance from her.

"Fancy meeting you here." I called out to a woman who from behind looked like a sculpture when bathing in moon light.

Instantly she turned back. Her posture was little tense, but I guess being wary of me was normal.

By the way, I was still wearing my Joker mask.

"Who are you?" She stressed, looking extremely serious.

I didn't replied but walked closer to her.

"Is that what you really care for?" I softly asked.

"..."

Understanding she won't get my identity, she asked again.

"About what you said before..."

"Hmm?" I feinged ignorance on purpose.

She gritted her teeth lightly. "Do you really know about my mother?"

After looking at her for some time, I turned around and said, "maybe I do... maybe I don't. But I really wonder if she is treated well in Moon God palace since—" I looked at her. "—she did betrayed her real husband."