Chapter 3: Group Chat

(Authors Note:

Some individuals have inquired about why the Identity Panel appears rather simplistic, lacking attribute displays and a level system.

Well, the answer is simple.

The Identity panel is only there for humans to know their skills and what they can do and level them up.

That's the most they could get from the Supreme God.

This is supposed to be a Divine Punishment not a wet dream for weebs.

It's just that god was reading fanfics before he decided to throw humans into the pit.

So he decided to give humanity a little bit of help for a better watching experience.

Anyways, enjoy the chapter.)

(Dante POV)

[Congratulations, Dante Yamamoto! Because of your autistic reviews and comments, you gathered interest and managed to earn the irk of the Supreme God. Remember all your rage reviews and comments? You will get to experience them yourself now! As the Administrator of the Multiversal Anime Group Chat, your purpose is to redeem yourself through the experience of all the BS you spouted.]

"WTF? I was only stating facts! How the hell did I manage to get the Supreme God's irk? Tf?" With shock and confusion, I blurted out my thoughts as I started to panic.

With a few deep breaths, I opened my Webnovel account to view my profile.

Under the Moments category, I found that I had over 10k+ hate reviews and comments combined.

"Shit," I said as I gazed at the final sentence written on the cellphone's screen.

"Oh hell nah, I am not dealing with this shit." With resignation, my finger clicked on the account settings trying to see if I could still delete my Webnovel account.

"Unable to delete Webnovel account," With a sigh, I read the words written after attempting to save myself from this bullshit.

"So be it! I only stated facts! As long as I follow the correct Isekai way, I should theoretically be safe. Yes, Yes, I am better than all those fanfiction MCs." With false bravado, I cheered myself up before clicking the Next button on the phone screen.

[Chat]

[Identity Panel]

[Missions]

[Inventory]

[Shop]

[Gacha]

[World Travel] (Currently Locked)

'Mmm, seems pretty basic enough. The menu is self-explanatory. Still need to double check to make sure everything is fine.' I said to myself before opening the Identity Panel.

'It is basically the same as the one God gave to all of humanity. I'm guessing this is for the other Group Chat members.' After my educated guess, I closed the Identity Panel before opening the Inventory.

The Inventory UI looks like a classic RPG inventory.

While scrutinizing the UI, I found the help button which I clicked before proceeding to read a huge wall of text.

'Mmm, the classic Helmet, Upper, Lower, Boots, Gloves, Weapon, and four-piece accessory setting with a stackable inventory with a limit of 999 per stack and having a total of 100 slots.' With a nod, I closed the inventory before viewing the shop.

Like before, I clicked the help button as the wall of text appeared once again in front of me.

'The shop unexpectedly only sells Common to Rare consumables and miscellaneous items. The shop will also only sell items from the worlds where there are members of the group chat. The good stuff can only be obtained through Gacha. I don't like where this is going, shit.' With an annoyed expression, all I saw from the current shop were beauty products, medicines, food and drinks, and the like.

'Damn, Earth's products suck. The best item would be the classic millennial ginseng?! TF? Did Earth have cultivators? Eh, thoughts for another time.' With a confused expression, I closed the Shop and Opened the Gacha.

Same as before, after clicking the help button the familiar wall of text appeared.

'Different from the shop where you can only get stuff from the worlds where there are members of the group chat, the Gacha has all the "ACG" stuff in it. A single pull would be 100 points and a 10+1 pull would be 1000.' With narrowed brows, my gaze went towards the quality and rates.

'The Gacha has items, skills, abilities, and consumables with quality ranging from Common, Uncommon, Rare, Epic, Legendary, and Mythical. The rates are 0.1% for a Mythical, 0.5% for a Legendary, 1% Epic, 8.4% for Rare, 30% for Uncommon, and 60% Common. Oh god damn, the rates are already abysmal but to make matters worse, there is no pity system. Fuck! Even FGO is not this bad.' Exiting the Gacha panel while on rage mode, I opened the Missions tab further making my mood worse.

[Mission: The First Step Towards Redemption]

[Do you remember this review? "Dropped after the stupid MC decided to tell the group chat members their futures and sending the Anime, Novels, and Manga content on the group chat."]

[Mission content: Reveal the future! Give the members the source material where they came from.]

[Mission Reward: Depending on how much of the source material you revealed, the rewards will range from a single Gacha spin to a 10+1 Spin.]

[Mission Failure Penalty: The host will receive the debuff "Misfortune" on the next 10+1 Gacha spin.]

[Note: If you want to play smart and do single pulls, the Misfortune effect will persist and will only stop after the 11th spin.]

"Fuck this shit. Seriously? For real, for real? Fucking mission. I hate this cliché the most." With a sigh, I gazed intently at the first mission.

"Should I tank the misfortune debuff? Aight, I'll first check who the chat members are. If I don't like em, then fuck it. I'll tank this shit." After complaining out loud, I felt my body shiver as an eerie feeling clung to me before eventually dissipating.

"That was creepy af, I feel like the world's malice was locking onto me. Tf was that all about?" With a scared and confused expression, I closed the mission tab.

"Aight, for the moment of truth." After saying those words, I hand-clicked the Chat button.

[A New Member has joined!]

[Welcome, Weakest Class!]

[A New Member has joined!]

[Welcome, Sister Finder!]

[A New Member has joined!]

[Welcome, Sister Seeker!]

[A New Member has joined!]

[Welcome, Elder Sister!]

'Ok, I have no fucking idea who tf these peeps are.' With a confused expression, I stared at the chat, waiting for the newly joined people to speak.

[Weakest Class: Hello? How is this cellphone getting reception here? Does Tortus have Satellites?]

[Sister Finder: I don't know whose device this is but have anybody of you seen my sister? Short Blonde Hair, Blue eyes, Pale skin and very cute.]

[Sister Seeker: You are also looking for your sister? My sister is also missing.]

[Elder Sister: Ara, this is an interesting magic item. Hello everyone.]

(Additional Note:

The Hajime here hasn't fallen to the 101st floor yet so he is still the kind naïve dude.

My Aether here has seen cellphones as both he and Lumine have travelled a lot of worlds so they should at least find a place with high technological advancements)