1 Chapter 1: The Beginning

My name is Takeshi Tanaka. I love running through the forest. There's this path that I always come across. Once, I saw this girl who started to play tag with me when she saw me running at her. But she was strange, even after I tagged her, she kept running. I thought maybe I missed her so that's why I kept chasing after her. I chased her super far but she kept running. I guess she got bored of tag because she hid. Luckily, I love hide and seek.

Takeshi: Come out come out wherever you are

Girl: (whispering) Please come quick. There's this man chasing me for some reason... No he hasn't physically harmed me... 642 Pine Street. Please hurry, he's close!

Takeshi: Wow! You're a good hider miss. It's your turn to seek!

Girl:*screams

Takeshi: Why are you running? I thought we were done with tag!

??: Kill her!

Takeshi: What now Mr. Voice? I'm playing with my new friend.

Mr. Voice: KILL HER!

Takeshi: Whatever Mr. Voice

For some reason, a few minutes later, these men came and hand cuffed me.

Takeshi: Ooh! I love this game. I lovelovelove cops and robbers.

Police 1: What the hell's wrong with this dude.

Police 2: I don't know. We got a call that he was chasing Ms. Naomi over there near Pine Street.

Police 1: Whatever. Let's just bring this nut job to the station before he does anything else

After their conversation they pushed me into their noisy car.

Takeshi: Hey I don't like this game anymore. Can you let me out of these cuffs their starting to hurt.

Police 2: Just shut up back there! It's too damn early for this.

This made me mad. I don't like to be the one who's a poor sport about not getting my way.

Mr. Voice: But it has to be your way

Takeshi: What?

Police 1: Hey who the fuck are you talkin to back there! Damn nut job.

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Police 2: What the fuck?! Is he having a seizure back there.

Police 1: Holy shit! He just broke out of the hand cuffs.

Police 2: Hey keep your eyes on the r-

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Mr. Voice: Hehe... Hehehe... HEHEHEHEHEHE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!... This host will do just fine...