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Mr. God Is Now Live!

What'll happen if a new streamer with only little to no experience died and met God? But instead of Reincarnating or Transmigrated, he has instead been bestowed of claiming the title of "The God Of Entertainment". Omnipotent God: Stream, and entertain us! God Of Love: Hey, go see what that lady panties are. And when you do, see if she is a white tiger. I'll donate you after it. GodSlayer31: Lame!!! Go fight something, or break your bones!! This is the lamest subscription I've ever seen!!! Godfather FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!! __ Join my Discord Server - https://discord.gg/JYwqdjA __ Image is not mine. Link - https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/25896036 You can contact me at - plsdontteaseme3@gmail.com

CarrotOnTheStick · Fantasy
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Encounter

There was a moment of silence after I heard that while the chat was exchanging pleasantries,

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Omnipotent God: Good Eternity to you, FBI. Thank goodness you made it to the stream!

FPSgoddess: Hey, FB. Long time no see! You're game at some campaigns later after this? It's already been so long since we played with each other!

FPSgoddess: You there, FB?

Omnipotent God: FBI, speak up! Or write something!

Godfather FBI: ...

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Or so it was.

I feel like he was judging me a light-year away where I am.

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Godfather FBI: Very interesting...

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Oh God!! I didn't do anything!!!

After his remark, Omnipotent God Immediately dots what's happening right now so he writes again on the chats.

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Omnipotent God: Don't worry about him, Yulsa. He was just being suspicious on you. He is the "God of Adolescents", so this situation is pretty much the red spots for him.

Godfather: You're making me sound like a stern man there, Omni.

Omnipotent God: Well it is, isn't it?

Godfather FBI: ...

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"Am I really okay?" I ask.

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Godfather FBI: Yes. But be warned. If ever you; or even think about it, I just reminding you that every house have windows, door, and roof. You never knew when we'll I strike. Don't let me hurt someone grandma's accidently.

Omnipotent God: That sounds ominous...

FPSgoddess: Lollollollol

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"..."

Year is just a number,

Jail is just a place,

Depression is just an emotion.

Calm down, Yulsa! You're innocent! He can't arrest you!!

Fore and foremost!! I didn't do any fidelity on my own record! I've never had any malicious thoughts about young girls!!!

"...Thanks, I guess?" I said smiling wryly.

The chats have once again been lively, added the new god in the group.

I read the chats for a moment before shifting my attention to the little girl in my front. She was on the ground looking at me.

Her petite body was in full view. So just like a normal person I was, I took some plainclothes for her. The clothes appeared instantly in my hand and offer it to her, which made her flinch on my sudden movement.

I didn't even try to be cautious as I assertively put the clothes to her after I clean her messy, bloody back. She didn't feel any pain as the process only took a blink of an eye.

"Are you okay little girl?" Do you want some candies?

Uhmm... What am I thinking? Maybe it was just an impulse of me liking little girls. And I can vouch my thoughts is a genuine one!

My action somehow lessens her stress, easing her stiff body. The results of healing her.

"Y-y-yes!" She answered stuttering.

But even so, the feeling of terrifying experience she had just experienced a moment ago was still lingering. Talking about that, she suddenly remembers it.

She turned her head to the back to see where's her pursuits follower is.

"There's nothing to be afraid, little girl. It's all an illusion. Look, see?"

Creating a translucent group of men, they appeared on her front smiling. Each one of them was the same guys who are following her earlier.

Jolted by the sudden appearance of the guys that trying to kill her, she stumbled backward to the ground and crawled to hide on my back.

"Don't worry, little girl. They can't hurt you. All of them are just an illusion that I made."

To prove to her I was sayin' the truth, I touch the translucent man in my front, and my hand passes through the illusion body.

Seeing I was right, she eased down. Taking her courage, she approached one of the illusions and verify it to herself.

"It's really an illusion." She whispered. "Ah, yes."

Remembering something, she put her hand on her back and try to grasp the arrows earlier that I removed secretly.

"It's an illusion too little girl."

"R-really!"

"Why yes. It's all just an illusion."

Of course, that's a white-lies.

"T-then the m-massacre attack on our village is an illusion too!?"

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FPSgoddess: Oof!!

Omnipotent God: Lying will never take you somewhere boy.

Godfather FBI: Honest is the best policy.

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Er... Looks like a dig my own hole...

"W-why, of course."

I shift my head to the right and spoke quietly. "Can I resurrect someone? Help me out on this!"

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Omnipotent God: Why yes. ;)

FPSgoddess: Pfft! Yes of course. You just need to battle Aunt Dark. That's all. Hahahha!

Godfather FBI: It'll not be an easy task boy. Darkness is a stubborn woman, and she always strick to the rules.

Godfather FBI: You can resurrect, but if you did so, Darkness would immediately notice it, I'll let you picture what'll happen if she really descent on that planet.

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"End of the world."

There's no need to put a question mark on my paragraph. It was an easy guess.

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Omnipotent God: Bingo!!

Godfather FBI: *Surprise Pikachu*

FPSgoddess: Give me a dub!

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Don't even think about it. I hate dubs.

Not in anime though...

"Be serious, guys. Is there's a way I can do it? Can I bribe Darkness, whoever she is."

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FPSgoddess: Easy. You just need to be her pet! And I think it suits you. Hahahha.

Godfather FBI: A wise man once said, "You're an idiot!".

Omnipotent God: I'm giving you a warning now, Yulsa. Don't.

Godfather FBI: Well, you can try if you wanted to die. Go on.

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Looks like there's no way out in this hole. So I might as well deepen the graves.

"Y-yes."

"Yata!!"

Hearing the good news, she jumped towards me because of the happiness she was feeling right now. I can only smile wryly on that.

If you take my words as a joke earlier for liking little girls, it was really true. A little girl like her has a soft spot on my heart.

Let's just say, I have a backstory that I wanted not to tell on anybody. I just wanted it to disappear.

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Godfather FBI: Looks like this new god is still soft inside, Omni. Am I right?

Omnipotent God: Yep

FPSgoddess: Yeah, just like me when I was still new. Am I right, FB?

Godfather FBI: You're older than me, Old Hug!!

[FPSgoddess quit the chat]

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Shit! She left. So it is true? Damn, I never thought because of how she acts.

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[FPSgoddess joined the chat]

FPSgoddess: Am I right, FB?

Godfather FBI: Y-yess!!!!

FPSgoddess: Good. 😇

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Don't tell me you threaten him!!?

Scary...

Omnipotent God asks FBI if he's okay which the latter answer immediately... Yeah, looks like his been threatened so hard.

As they were chatting with each other, I shift my focus again to the little girl who's looking at me with anticipation.

"H-how about we-!?"

*Bush Rustling*

Suddenly, out of the blue, someone emerged out of the thicket bush beside us.

It was a bunny girl!!

Oh, crap!! Looks like I'm having a heart-attack. I have a weakness against cute things, I can't resist them!!

My Simp side is awakening! Grrrghh!!! Must... Resist...

She wore a red short-kimono, fastened by a yellow obi on her back. Her hair is tied in buns both sides, and she has, of course, the bunny ears.

She was holding a bag full of carrots, and written on the bags was a word, "Asacoco[1]@".

Looking with each other, she spoke. "Peko?[2]"

Before I could even answer her or ask somehow who she was, disaster struck out of nowhere.

BOOM!!!

[1] Asacoco - Don't even think about searching it on Youtube. It's very potent drugs, you might get addicted.

[2] Peko - Your life will be ruined. It's a deadly plague.

Enjoy chapter 3 guys. See you in the next chapters.

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