1 Chapter 1 Film and Television I'm King

On a hot summer day, there was a sudden burst of lightning and thunder in the cloudless sky in City Z. In an instant, the dark clouds covered the top, and in the blink of an eye, heavy rain mixed with lightning bolts poured down.

On the second floor of a small independent building in the urban village, a slightly fat figure was cursing and grabbing the clothes that he had placed on the corridor on the second floor.

"Damn it, it's hard not to let people stop for a while on a rest day!"

Zhou Ye, a single dog in his early thirties, as a post-80s generation, he never went to college. After graduating from high school, I dropped out of school for family reasons, which is also not true. With his grades, even three books are a bit difficult.

I came to the society at the age of seventeen, without a single skill. He has worked as a security guard, worked as a cook, and set up a stall on the street. He is currently a glorious online businessman.

In one sentence, he summed up the first half of his life, that is, what he did and what he could not do, and what he had eaten was not enough.

Originally, the income from setting up a street stall was pretty good. He could barely make an income of five or six thousand yuan a month. Based on this calculation, maybe after working for ten years, Zhou Ye could still buy one in third- and fourth-tier cities where housing prices are not too expensive. Not too big a house, marrying a not too beautiful wife, from then on to the peak of not too high life, thinking about it is a little excited.

It's a pity that the city management in my food-loving country is too powerful. As early as two years ago, the small merchants and hawkers in this city were managed cleanly.

So Zhou Ye had no choice but to follow the trend of the times and follow the development of society. He joined the leadership of Mr. Ma and became a glorious online businessman. He sold some small accessories produced by friends' small factories on a treasure website, and his income was so-so. Z City, a first-tier city, can barely make ends meet, and he basically misses out on something as extravagant as falling in love.

Speaking of which, Zhou Ye is not bad. He is 1.8 meters tall. He has become a little out of shape due to lack of exercise in the past two years. He has big eyes and a chubby face. He has become fat. It will give people an inexplicable sense of joy, including Zhou Ye of course.

It's a pity that in this era, people don't talk about feelings, they only talk about money. If you have money, you have feelings, but if you don't have money, you have no feelings. Therefore, Zhou Ye, who has a mediocre income, is still a single dog.

At this time, Zhou Ye had rescued the clothes he had been drying on the aisle and returned to his rental house, which was less than 20 square meters. He casually took out a bottle of Coke from the second-hand small refrigerator he had obtained from the waste collection station in the house. He opened the lid and snorted, and it was about half the bottle. After eating the frozen Coke, Zhou Ye seemed to feel that his whole body was much cooler. .

Although there was already lightning, thunder and heavy rain outside, but because there was a canopy on the window and there was no wind outside, Zhou Ye dared to open his window at this time to save himself some electricity bills.

"Huh!" With a long breath, Zhou Ye sat down at his computer desk by the window. Looking at the still motionless Ali Wangwang on the screen, he knew that he probably didn't have a single sale this morning.

"Forget it, watch a movie for entertainment!" He opened his movie software and wanted to find the latest movie to pass the time. Suddenly, there was a continuous explosion of thunder outside.

"Boom-boom-!"

Frightened, Zhou Ye flicked his hand and clicked on the small advertisement on the movie's broadcast page. He cursed angrily, "Which fellow Daoist is transcending the calamity? It seems that this evil has been made a lot, and it has to be said less. It's a murderer and a **** pestle!"

At this moment, there was a loud explosion of thunder outside, as if it was drifting towards Zhou Ye. Looking from the sky, I saw a group of comet-like rays of light dragging its long tail down from the sky. Bombarded on the ray of light, as if swearing to destroy it invisibly, and the ray of light swayed down and ran unrelentingly downward, and when it was finally about to fall to the ground, a lightning as thick as a bucket struck. down. He slashed the ball of light into Zhou Ye's open window.

"I'm going, could it be that I'm going through a calamity...!" Zhou Ye felt a pain all over his body in the dazzling thunder, followed by numbness, and then he didn't know his personnel.

——————————————————I am the dividing line of the coma ———————————————

I don't know how long it took, the black human-shaped object on the ground beside the computer in the room wriggled for a while, and then, the black human-shaped object like an African refugee slowly climbed up.

"I'll say it!" Zhou Ye opened his mouth and exhaled a puff of black smoke. He stood up staggeringly, and walked slowly to his small bathroom, looking at the mirror. Muttering in his mouth: "Don't disfigure your face, you have no money, if you are disfigured again, you will really not be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future..."

A non-mainstream black uncle with black hair all over his body was reflected in the mirror.

"I said, is this the rhythm of adding innate skills to my buddies?" Zhou Ye looked at Uncle Black in the mirror and was speechless: "But buddies really don't want the innate skills of sneaking in the dark night!"

As he said that, he turned on the faucet and washed it vigorously, muttering as he washed, "If you give Uncle Hei's talent to your buddies, it's almost the same. Whoever wants the stealth skill needs it, buddy doesn't want it...!"

After washing for a while, Zhou Ye finally regained his original shape. He found a piece of half-dry **** hanging in the bathroom, put it on, and walked out of the bathroom.

Only at this time did he see his house that was like a typhoon passing through, and a scream rang out. "Ah!! All my belongings...my goods...my eater!!"

It took a long time for Zhou Ye to clean up the house from the typhoon to after the earthquake. Anyway, the bachelor's dormitory is like that, unless the bachelor has obsessive-compulsive disorder or cleanliness.

"It's really a heavy loss!" Zhou Ye said, opening a bottle of Coke habitually, sitting next to the computer, and pressing the power button. After pressing the button, he couldn't help laughing at himself: "I'm really stupid... I saw Lei Xianpi clearly—"

"Di-" A power sound before the computer started interrupted his self-mockery.

"My computer! ... I said, is this miscellaneous brand of assembled goods so durable? Or did I turn on the protagonist mode?" Zhou Ye stared at his computer screen intently, as if he was about to see a flower. Thinking about a series of familiar YY novels such as [Strange Computer] [Think My Computer Can Travel Through], Zhou Ye's heart couldn't help but get excited, will my buddy be the protagonist from today...

As the familiar WIN7 welcome interface came into his eyes, Zhou Ye's heart that was beating fast because of excitement finally calmed down, and he leaned on the chair in disappointment, thinking that he could get some golden fingers. "Forget it, sure enough, I still don't have that protagonist's life!"

But he didn't give up and opened his own Taobao store. What if his buddy's golden finger was [Wanjie Store]? It's a pity...Ali Wangwang is still silent. Zhou Ye has not given up trying to find it several times, but the Ali Wangwang in front of him has all the functions that he should have, and what he shouldn't... still has no hair. He shook his head in frustration. It seemed that he was really not a pig's foot. He clicked on a hot movie in Tokyo that he liked to watch. The street amateurs chatted up and prepared toilet paper. He planned to generate electricity himself to relieve himself. Depression in my heart.

But I don't know why, the passionate movies that he could watch in the past, in today's view, have nothing to say.

"Yeah, buddy, didn't he become a saint by electricity?" Zhou Ye, who was getting more and more irritable, lit a cigarette and threw the lighter on the keyboard. Like a small stone floating on the water, it bounced towards the computer screen, and then waves of water swayed on the screen like a falling stone before disappearing in front of Zhou Ye.

"...I say!!!!!!"

Chapter two

"Where's my lighter?" Zhou Ye was completely dumbfounded. He rubbed his eyes in disbelief and stood up, for fear that his eyesight was dazzling. The lighter just fell behind the display screen. He had been disappointed once. He really didn't want to have a second disappointment so soon... So he checked the computer desk carefully, no, OK!

Turned around again and looked at the back of the computer screen, still nothing. Zhou Ye, who was holding back his excitement, slowly turned his eyes to the hot series of Tokyo that was playing on the screen. With a sharp eye, he found his familiar face with a small advertisement beside the screaming woman's pillow on the screen. Disposable lighters.

"I said, buddy is really going to develop!" Zhou Ye opened his mouth wide and stared intently at the woman on the screen who was screaming hoarsely. If there were acquaintances next to him, he would have thought how wonderful this movie was!

"Calm down - Calm down! Zhou Ye, you can do it!" He took a deep breath and pressed his chest hard, trying to soothe his heart that was about to jump out of excitement... "Don't be excited, now Not sure whether to travel to the movie world or travel to the filming location..."

After a while, Zhou Ye calmed down and stabilized his mind. He opened an amateur chat again. This is also a small movie from the hot Tokyo series, but it's just the beach chat series.

Zhou Ye stretched out his hand to the computer screen tremblingly, and watched as his hand swayed into layers of ripples as if it had reached into a ball of water, and then an irresistible gigantic suction came, Zhou Ye felt the world spinning for a while. , In a moment, a beach appeared in front of him, girls in bikinis were coming and going, and there was a sound of waves and Yingying Yanyan's Japanese...

"I'm going to slap it, buddy is really going to send it!" Zhou Ye clenched his fists in excitement, completely ignoring the fact that he was only wearing underwear... Well, he ignored it, but some people didn't.

There was a whistle, and a girl in a life jacket walked towards him quickly, shouting something as she walked.

"What? What did you say?" Zhou Ye looked at the girl who was speaking Japanese quickly in front of him. He didn't understand what she was shouting excitedly in front of him...

"People from the Celestial Dynasty?" It seems that the girl can also speak a few words of Chinese.

"Yeah!" Zhou Ye nodded, he understood this sentence. "What's up?"

"Here—" The girl thought for a long time and didn't know how to express Neiku in Chinese. In desperation, she stretched out her hand and pulled Zhou Ye up, and walked quickly to a big bulletin board next to her.

"Don't pull me, buddy is not a casual person!" Zhou Ye pretended to be serious while secretly cheering. This is the legendary sullen show.

"Here!" The girl pointed to the bulletin board, which read "Underwear Prohibited" in traditional Chinese characters, then released his hand and pointed to the bottom of him.

"..." Only at this time did Zhou Ye realize that he was so excited that he had run in wearing underwear, and his face turned red all of a sudden, "This old man Nima has been thrown abroad for shame, I really want to die!"

The girl looked at Zhou Ye's big round face, and couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing. In her opinion, this uncle was so funny, but he still blushes. Could it be that this is the legendary herbivorous man ?

Hearing the girl's laughter, Zhou Ye couldn't help but feel depressed, "I really want to disappear here! I really want to leave!"