goblins!? and a very painful "death"

it is twilight the time for the change of shift ever since the foundation of the settlement around a week ago Jase moanoa put both a temporary ranking system and military like chain of command and with those he gave out different jobs and I got a nighttime patrolling role which was perfectly fine except for my partner guard Jared Breto who was to put it lightly a jerk to put it honestly he was a F*ckboy who if I could jump off his ego I would die from the fall even now I'm immortal.

"Hey kai hurry up! c'mon I don't have time to waste on your slow a** regeneration tiny body of yours."

truly a boy deserving of the title jerk!

"oh! kai holdup I got a notification lets see here... what the f*ck did I do to get this title?"

{ding! you are the sole reason someone got a negative title as such you get a bonus of +10 strength against anyone with the title!

title name: a true jerk

effect: this person is one of the first 10'000 people to be called a jerk and truly deserve it this title make the person with it have an increased 60% fertility but is cursed to never have a happy fullfilling relationship of any kind romantic, platonic, family, professional.

note: to get rid of this title the host must truly fall in love with someone and get the other person to love then hate them}

reading the title description I felt really bad for him he was a jerk but this was just a bit to harsh for the level of jerk he was but there wasn't anything I could do about it.

then I saw something out of the side of my right eye turning I as stealthily as possible call out to Jared.

"Hey Jared!"

"what I'm kinda busy here!?"

"just saying I don't think that it is safe here how about we go to the gym?"

"the f*ck are you scared about kai? we are alone the worst thing here are zobs"

feeling frustrated with his stupidity I turn and start walking back to the gym staff in hand and ready for nearly anything except for the idiot called Jared.

"HEYYY! KAI! WAIT!"

turning around I see a big idiot running towards me with his hands waving about obviously a sign that he was trying to catch my attention and the best way to catch unwanted attention.

(foreshadow... )

and just as suddenly that I had met Jared I "unmet" him several wooden spears were impaling him from all different angles but the most serious was definitely the spear going through his heart and as I just started to get ready to run I made eye contact with the culprits.

small around a metre tall at most, green wart covered skin, long crooked pointy nose, long donkey shaped ears, small hands gripping a wooden spear and small hatchet respectively yep that's right goblins and there are five in total in other words I was about as f*cked as a stray dog in heat.

but I won't give up without a fight griping my staff tightly with both of my hands feeling the cold Steel and unrefined edges of the once cage like window bar I couldn't help but smirk I knew that I had no chance of escaping or winning so instead I made a resolution to myself to kill at least two of the small eyesores that this world created.

all five goblins started running towards me so I threw one of my "knives" at the closest goblin and head shot it in the middle of the forehead instantly killing it next I decided to use my staff and smashed in the head of the next closest goblin only just managing to kill it and not vomit from the feeling of smashing through the skull and feeling the squishy brain matter.

but alas all my fighting was for naught as soon as I finished off the second goblin a hatchet severed my right arm and another hatchet severed my left and the next goblin didn't even attack he just started ripping into my stomach and eating me alive I wanted to pass out but I couldn't I was now being held down by two goblins and eaten alive by another and they alternated between pining and eating there were parts they ate that grew back so they decided to wait every now and then for their favourite parts to grow back.

but eventually they got bored and ate through my head which was so far the most painful part as before they were just ripping out a few intestines and internal organs but now the one I assume is the leader due to his black tattoo one his face was now eating into my face and after ripping out my eyes and eating them like grapes the tearing off my lips and I assume he slurped them because of the slurping sounds he then ate through my nose and finally ate into my brain giving me the sweet release from my torment.

but just as soon I felt like I had just fallen into the most relaxing sleep of my life I woke up in a world of torment I started to feel myself regrow from my scalp which was the only place they didn't eat probably since it was just bone and hair though it didn't feel as painful as my previous pains from my different injuries for some reason but it was still pretty mentally painful and exhausting to physically feel every body system regrow from my muscles to my cardiovascular system to my reproductive system I felt it all regrow.

interestingly once it finished I noticed that I was better?

I mean my skin was smother and I felt like my body was lighter than usual but I didn't have time so I started running towards the gym forgetting the fact that I was completely naked.