262 Spliced!

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Yami said "That makes you my brother in law." Sabo smiled widely and said "Awesome! I never thought Ace would find a girl!" he hugged Yami and laughed, Yami was uncomfortable and Yachiru tapped on a script, the line said '*Brotherly hug*'

He awkwardly hugged Sabo back and said "Yeah... right. Aha." Sabo chuckled and said "Anyway, back to business. You really didn't have to give me the fruit but, thank you." Yami nodded and Sabo added seriously "I was sent here to cut Joker's underground port down and stop his production of weapons to war torn countries. It's right below the Colosseum."

Yami replied "We're supposed to make as much noise as possible, but also take out the Smile factory underneath the Colosseum..." Sabo grinned and said "Perfect! I have a plan." Yami and Yachiru listened before nodding and Sabo left saying "When you make the signal, we'll all move, okay?" The duo nodded and Barty said "You can count on me!"

They looked at him and he scratched his head, muttering "Was I off tone?" they then ignored him.

A while later

Yami, Yachiru, Barty, Rebecca, and a guy named Diamante.

The announcer shouted "THE FINALS ARE HERE AND WE HAVE DIAMANTE IN THE RONG! STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!" Yami immediately moved, Yachiru grew and smashed her axe at Diamante, Bartolomeo created a barrier behind and on both sides of Diamante, while Rebecca stood there a bit lost.

Yami appeared under Diamante, who was stunned at everyone attacking him. Yachiru smashed down, covering her axe in Haki, Yami slashed at his legs, coating Crimson in Haki.

Diamante literally had no where to go, his only option was to ripple and become soft with his fruit while covering himself in Haki. Unfortunately for him, Yami had dealt with the demon that did this already.

He sped up and covered his Sword in breath, slicing Diamante's rippling legs right off his body as Yachiru cleaved him into the arena, splitting him in 2 halves.

The trio smirked at the dead Diamante and the crowd was stunned. Yami turned around and jumped into the air as a giant fish jumped over the area. He blurred and a box was in his hand. The fish was cut into neat chunks and everyone was stunned, that's it?!

Yami turned around and started cooking the fish for everyone, giving the box to Yachiru, who was stunned. They served everyone fish and Yami made a signal with his hand saying "Take Rebecca with you." Bartolomeo grabbed Rebecca and jumped into the crowd as a pillar of lightning feel on the arena.

Yami cut down a giant star with an 'X' in the middle and the lightning pillar hit the 'X' blowing up the arena and sending them all falling into the Underground port. Sabo jumped down and Yami grabbed Yachiru, flipping out a cell phone saying "Mom, I need help for a sec." Zerotwo smiled sweetly "What do you need, baby?"

Yami said "Yachiru wants to eat another fruit." Zerotwo hummed and said "My precious daughter-in-law~! No problem! DARLING!" Yami held the phone off his ear as Zerotwo shouted "Yachiru wants to eat another fruit!" there was a mumble and Zerotwo said lovingly "He'll be right there, my love." Yami smiled and said "Thanks, mama. Love you." she said "Aweee~ Mama loves you too baby! Muah Muah!" she made kissing sounds and Yachiru giggled.

Yami scratched his cheek and smiled, Zerotwo said "Alright baby, be safe. Mama misses you~" before hanging up. Yami put away his phone and brought Yachiru to an alley, Hiro appeared and took the box.

He looked at the fruit inside and said "Hmmm. Nice." it melted in his palm and he patted Yachiru's head, her eyes glazed over and Hiro said "See ya." before disappearing again. Yami looked at Yachiru, who returned to earth and transformed into a wolf.

Yami looked at the pink wolf, it was honestly quite beautiful! The fur was pink and sleek but also so amazingly soft. Yachiru reverted to normal and smiled "Fenrir fruit!" Yami was stunned and Yachiru suddenly had a tail and wolf ears pop out.

Yami blinked and scratched her ears, she squirmed and said "So good!" Yami was stunned and she smiled cutely "Dad spliced my two fruits together. I can do everything I could do before and more!" Yami said "I'll bet... You're so cute tbh." Yachiru smiled happily and her tail waved back and forth, she turned into the pink wolf before shrinking into a chibi form and drilling into his scarf, poking her head out.

Yami said "So cute!" she giggled and licked him before winking. Yami looked at her and said "Wait... That's illegal in several places..." Yachiru froze and reverted to a human saying angrily "You damn pervert! I didn't mean it like that!" Yami laughed dryly and said "What are you talking about, lmao." as he left, Yachiru pouted and went Chibi Wolf form as they walked around in the Underground port.

They met up with Robin and asked about the situation. Robin was stunned and hugged Yachiru saying "Ara Ara~ So cute, Ruru!" Yachiru giggled and licked her face like a dog in her wolf form, Robin giggled and attracted the attention of all the males in a 30 mile radius.

Robin hugged Yachiru and said "There's a little girl turning people into toys, her name is Sugar. Usopp handles her easily though... She could wake up at any moment." Yami said "Just kill her then." as he scratched behind Yachiru's ears. Robin said "If it was that easy, we would've done it already. There's another guy, goes by the name of Trebol. He has some disgusting fruit and he took her away."

Yami sighed and Yachiru asked "Where did he go?" Robin shook her head and Yami said "Well, get everyone on top for now I guess..." he turned around and said "Bro!" Sabo shouted "Yeah!" Yami said "You got everything here?" Sabo gave him a thumbs up from far away and Yami said "We can go." Robin asked "You know him?" Yami said "Long story, Ace and Isabella, he's Luffy's brother, blah blah blah. He's my brother-in-law, can we go now?"

Robin nodded dumbly and they went to the surface.

Luffy appeared and grinned "Hey! Ready to beat the shit out of Pelican?" Yami said "Who?" Yachiru jumped to Yami's head and said "Finch." Robin said "Do you mean that Salsa guy?" Zoro replied "No no, it was Flamenco." Robin said "Ohhhh..." Law said "Idiots! It was Peac- Flaming- ARGH! DOFLAMINGO!"

The group scratched their heads and Robin said "To be honest, Cow hat-kun... I don't think they're listening..." Luffy, Yami, Yachiru, and Zoro were talking, Luffy said "It was something birdy." Zoro was confused and said "I thought it was a dance?" Yami knocked on his head and said 'No, moron. It was definitely a land bird." Yachiru laid on Yami's head and said "Wasn't it Blue Jay?" Luffy shook his head and said, not too sure, "Emu?"

Zoro and Yami frowned and muttered "That sounds right..." Law shouted "HELLO?! ATTACK THE CASTLE!?" Luffy blinked and said "Oh yeah! Let's go beat him up! Whoever he is!" Yami looked at the gladiators and Yachiru blinked saying "Wait!"

She reverted to normal and said "Gerd?!" Gerd blinked and said "Yachiru?!" Yachiru grew to a giant and hugged her, saying "OMG what are you doing here, girl!?" Gerd said "I became a pirate with Hajrudin!" Hajrudin blinked and looked at Yachiru saying "Little human? It was you the whole time?!"

Yachiru giggled and smiled, Yami shouted "Hey! Ruru! Let's go! We can talk later, there's a bird to fight!" Yachiru nodded and Luffy shouted "I'm fighting the bird!" Yami said "Yeah, yeah, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!" Luffy said "You!" Law grabbed him and shouted angrily "WE'RE WASTING TIME!"

The group went silent for a moment before they made a mad rush to the castle. Yami was sitting on Yachiru's back as she ran in giant wolf form. Luffy gawked and shouted "COOOOOOL!" Yami smirked and stroked her fur saying "Isn't she the best? Heh, my wife's the best~" before he paused and his face turned deep red.

Yachiru's fur turned red and she said "Wh-What?" Yami coughed and said "Nothing, nothing." she swallowed and said "We're talking about this later." Yami nodded and said "Yeah, right. For sure." she nodded and continued, her mind in chaos. Robin was sitting on the bull next to Yachiru and smiled "Congratulations!"

Yachiru replied quietly "If this bastard doesn't do something special, I'll reject him." Robin just giggled and Yami turned green.