306 Celebration~!

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This one is basically a hardcore sex scene! So it's a bit shorter, you still get another one though, because I fucked up the releases yesterday! If you guys give 300 stones within 2 hours of this release, I will post 1 extra today, bringing the total to 5!

Don't forget to lube up before you beat your meat, dry jerking destroys some nerves and will decrease your performance!

*The more you know*

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Senzaemon grinned "There is no winner, it's a tie." Joichiro and Hiro's eyes widened and they shouted "WHAT!?" the crowd was similarly stunned and Senzaemon explained "Both your dishes are very similar to each other and therefore we can't come to a consensus on which is better... but if you eat them together..."

He took the bowl and plat from them and mixed everything together before stirring and tasting everything at once. His clothes exploded and the judge's clothes exploded, there were screams in the crowd and some of the student's clothes exploded.

Hiro and Joichiro were stunned and looked around to see explosions all around.

Senzaemon chuckled and said "The dishes subconsciously compliment each other, which is the reason it's a tie..." he looked at them and said sternly "Please don't ever cook this again." Hiro and Joichiro's mouths twitched and Joichiro said "We need a winner!" Hiro nodded and Senzaemon shook his head saying "Settle it on your own time."

Joichiro and Hiro grumbled "Stupid, old man." "Yeah, a real asshole. "I can't believe this..." Senzaemon smacked their heads and laughed "It's a tie! All the judges agree!" the judges nodded and smiled, hoping they would never have to eat something like this ever again.

Joichiro and Hiro walked away side by side, mumbling plots against the old man, who heard everything and grinned "Damn brats, we'll see who has the last laugh... Hehehehe." the duo had a shiver down their spine and picked up the pace, almost running away as Senzaemon laughed.

They went back to the dorm and the lights were out, they were confused and walked inside to have the lights turn on and everyone yell "CONGRATULATIONS! SURPRISE!" The duo looked and everyone was wearing party hats and cheering.

The duo smiled warmly and joined the celebration laughing and cheering with the rest, Hiro got a 'little' drunk. Zerotwo brought him away as he was stripping and saying "Fight me for 1st place! You won't!" Gin and Joichiro shook their heads saying "What a dick" "Yeah, a real asshole."

Hiro clicked his tongue and got carried by his wife as he said "Hmph! I'll be back! Bastards!" Joichiro and Gin, chuckled and gave him the finger. He sneered "I got someone to share my night with, what about you two?" as he slapped Zerotwo's ass.

She jumped in shock and scurried away as Joichiro and Gin were stunned before grinding their teeth "What a bastard!" "A REAL ASSHOLE!"

Hiro was thrown on the bed and bounced into the wall before chuckling "Hehe~ Woah!" Zerotwo locked the door and pounced on him, tearing his clothes off and assaulting his mouth with her tongue.

He hummed and pulled her clothes off, sinking his fingers into her plump and form ass cheeks. She moaned and said "Ugh, Darling. Fuck me." Hiro grinned and jerked her forward, slipping in right away and pumping her hard, watching her breasts bounce in his face.

he leaned over and bit on her nipple pulling and licking it, she wrapped her arms around his head and moaned, pulling him in closer, moving her hips and grinding on his crotch with his cock inside of her, kissing her cervix.

As if it had a mind of it's own, her cervix opened and sucked on the tip of his cock while she came, drenching his cock, crotch, and the sheets with her juice. Hiro turned her around and wrapped his arms under her knees and his hands behind her head before slamming his crotch against her ass, making slapping sounds.

Her eyes rolled back and she spat her tongue out, this position was ramming her g-spot over and over again, making her go crazy. Hiro took his dick out and she moaned, squirting all over the bed. He grinned and flipped over, pressing her down and kissing her lips as he fucked her over and over again, drowning in passion and lust.