You want to make my life hell?

Going into the 99th precinct was like walking into a strip club. It was exciting.

Not without a reason. They are the center of a certain universe not at random. Many things happen there every day.

It has been 1 week since Captain Holt took over the new precinct. I have been getting along with him very well. It seems that he likes me. I like him too.

We may have very different personalities, but we still were somehow the same. I still don't know in which way. I tried to figure it out, but that wasn't a thing you could know by just thinking about it a little.

Anyway. I was walking into this special precinct right now.

"Is Jake's late again?", I asked Amy curiously.

"Yes. I heard Captain Holt is going to confront him about it today", Amy said with a slight excitement in her voice when mentioning Captain Holt. She wanted Captain Holt to be her Rabbi so badly. It was pretty funny.

"Maybe you should also do a few bad things. When he confronts you you just need to seduce him. Maybe then he will be your Rabbi", I mocked her.

She just rolled her eyes and began looking at her case.

I walked over and was curious about her new case.

"What is this case about?"

"It is about the Jay-street drug raid. There are still 12kg of drugs missing. I need to search the Drug dealer's apartment", Amy replied still looking at the file.

"Jakes coming. I want to see how the Captain will confront him", I said to Amy.

She stopped writing and looked up.

Sure enough, Jake wanted to walk towards his desk but was stopped by the Captain.

"Why are you late again?", the Captain asked with a little hint of anger in his voice.

"A plumbing problem", Jake said while seemingly thinking about something.

"And I need a new work phone", he added.

"Enough! You need to be more serious at work. First of all you're late every single day. Sec-", the Captain was getting louder.

"Do you want to call me out in front of everyone?", Jake asked sarcastically.

"Yes, I will do that", Captain Holt said. 

Shortly after he called everyone to listen to him reprimanding Jake.

"You are calling me out due to one small mistake?", Jake asked thinking this was his only mistake.

"huge mistake", I whispered to Amy on the side.

She just nodded. We knew Jake often made mistakes.

"More than one. For example the Kristov murder. You wrote the evidence falsely. If the Sarge didn't find that mistake the confession you got from him would be worthless. Another example is your locker as well as your desk. Can you find the difference between your locker and a Philippine dump site?", Captain Holt continued to mercilessly reprimand Jake in front of everyone.

"The left one?", Jake said with little certainty.

"Both are your locker", Captain Holt said somehow keeping a straight face. I already started laughing.

"As for your desk. You have a mouse living in there. How?", Captain Holt asked. This time really curious in the last sentence.

I was also curious. How the fuck was the mouse on his desk. And how is it even alive?

"That's Algernon. Algernon is back guys", Jake exclaimed after seeing the mouse in his desk.

After that we all went into the conference room to talk about the cases.

Amy, Rosa and Boyle were assigned the drug case Amy had shown me earlier.

Captain Holt, Jake, and I were assigned to a vandalism case. A person seems to have painted all the police cars with a penis.

The reason why Captain Holt had taken me with him was that I should make Jake's unserious attitude and his serious attitude more even and functional.

Terry lent his minivan to us and we parked on a certain street waiting for the vandalism to happen.

"What the fuck do you even wear Jake?", I asked Jake, he was wearing sandals.

"I am wearing my Harvey Sandals. Harvey is the persona I created. Harvey owns this car", Jake said enthusiastically.

After that, he and Captain Holt got into an argument.

"Guys, the penis guy is spraying one on Terry's minivan", I said as I opened the side door seeing someone spraying a penis on Terry's minivan.

"Stop NYPD", I shouted at him while running at him.

"You are arrested for Vandalism", I said after about 5 seconds of running. He was way slower than me.

After that, we arrested him and brought him to the precinct.

I went to talk with Captain Holt about how I felt about the case. He did that every time since I killed that Draco guy.

The talk ended pretty quickly. When I went out of Captain Holt's office I went by Jake's desk and heard the boy we arrested say,

"It seems that you're future is in my hands"

He said this shit with a grin on his smile.

"What did you little bastard say?", I asked the boy. Well, not really boy. He was about the same age as me.

"I also have your future in my hands", the boy said with an even more arrogant smile.

"You really think that?", I said laughing. He was really funny. Nobody has my future in my hands. Maybe the God with whom I talked about at the beginning. But in this world. NO ONE CAN THREATEN ME.

I looked at Jake's desk and saw the information about the boy.

"You are deputy commissioner Commissioner Podolskis son?", I asked him.

"Are you scared now?", the boy asked getting more and more arrogant.

I just laughed in front of him. The boss of his dad was subordinate to the attorney general, which was my brother. 

Not to mention that my brother is only at the beginning of his career and his Dad is in his prime. 

We don't even need to talk about my sister or my parents.

If we talk about me after my graduation. If I go be a policeman, I will probably end up as the chief of Homeland Security at the least. I was at a level he should be scared of. 

Yet he still was this arrogant.

I am also arrogant, but not this much. And I have the capital to back up my arrogance, he doesn't.

"The only thing I am scared of is God", I told him while walking away calmly.

"If you are this arrogant again I will punch you in your face", I threatened him. 

It seems that this threat worked. He wasn't that arrogant anymore.

It seems that he waited for his father.

After that, I went to get a pizza at a nearby pizzeria. 

When I came back the boy was gone.

"Where did that bastard go?", I asked Amy, Rosa, and Charles who were currently in front of me.

"The deputy commissioner took him", Charles answered my question.

"And where is Jake?"

"The Captain took him to arrest the guy", this time it was Rosa that answered.

"Ok, thanks guys", I thanked them and went to the parking lot. I wanted to know how this shit would end. I looked at the GPS of their car and drove there.

Arriving there I let the windows roll down and overheard the Deputy Commissioner say something.

"I will make your life hell"

"Will you also make my life hell?", I asked with a smile stepping out of my car.

"Dad, he is the one who threatened me", the little bastard said while being in handcuffs.

"Yes, I will. Are you scared now? I will make you hate your job so much you will kill yourself", deputy Commissioner Podolski said in a threatening voice.

They are really father and son. Both making threats the whole time.

"You want to make my life hell?"

"That is a threat. I thank you for representing me with this evidence. You should enjoy the little time you have left with your authority", I said confusing everyone at this scene.

I went into my car and took the camera that was in my car out. 

I took out my phone and first called my brother. And then I called Jessica Pearson, my lawyer directly. 

After telling them about what happened and the evidence I had they gladly followed my plan. 

It was an unexpected plan. I didn't really plan to do that.

After that, I drove away with Captain Holt and Jake.

Soon after I sent the video of the camera to my brother and Jessica Pearson.

My brother first of all put pressure on the deputy commissioner and then I sued him for threats of killing me.

A few days after I did all that, he resigned from his position and retired.

The guy had arrogance, but too little power to back it up.