1 Chibi Robber vs Cashier

Chibi robber character description: A small brown haired chibi girl wearing an oversized sweatshirt and wielding a 9mm pistol. When they talk just imagine a high-pitched squeaky voice.

Cashier: White flannel shirt and blue jeans. Black hair. Blank featureless face.

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Chibi robber: HANDS IN THE AIR MATTAFACKER!!!

Cashier: …. Cute.

Chibi robber: Noooo! I have a gun! Give me your god damn money!

Cashier: I can't take you seriously when you look and sound so cute.

Chibi: Let me put it this way you Slenderman wanna be! The money or your fucking pitiful excuse of a life!

Cashier: Slenderman wannabe…

Chibi: Don't focus on that you shittier shit than actual worm shit excuse of a human being! Money or life!

Cashier: My life…?

Chibi: … Excuse me. Calling you shittier than worm shit is an insult to shit in general. You are a mixture of shit blended with the essence of cancer and rock stupidity all turned into a poor imitation of the human shape. DO YOU WANT TO DIE THAT FUCKING BADLY!?!?!

Cashier: No. I just can't take your threats seriously when you're not even half my size.

Chibi: …. This bastard. I'll just go rob the store next door. *Walks out of the convenience store. *

Cashier: …. That was too close.