12 Chapter 6 - Something Malevolent? (Part 2)
"Speech"
'Thoughts'
[Narration]
{Chat}
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(A/N: If I catch one of y'all not reading the auxiliary chapter again. 🙏)
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(Third POV: ???)
Opening his eyes, he was greeted by a tree. The wind blew softly over the entire area. The leaves of the tree were swaying softly.
There was only one thought going through his head. "Where the fuck am I?" Smokes had said the thought out loud due to the shock of it all.
Holding his hands up in the air, he began looking at them. His eyes widened as he realized one thing. 'Why the fuck am I white?'
He began standing up as he looked at what he had on.
He was wearing a black suit with a dark trench coat. His hands had fingerless black gloves on. His shoes were the same color as his suit.
'If my hair doesn't get out of the way of my eyes, I swear I'm going to have a migraine.' Smokes thought as his curly black hair hung just low enough to start blocking his vision.
The sun hung in the sky, almost about to start setting. The sky was still lit, but not to the degree of midday.
The grass began waving as the wind blew past him, which blew some of his hair away from his face.
"I'm sure you have a lot of questions." A voice said behind Smokes. Due to the unexpected nature of the voice, Smokes immediately tensed and turned around.
"Gojo?" Smokes would recognize that white hair and blindfold anywhere. Not to mention what he was currently wearing as well.
"Yes and no. It's me, Omni." Lifting his blindfold, Omni smiled. "As you can see, you're not in your original body, and neither am I." Omni began walking toward Smokes.
"Damn, so I've really been transported to another world." Smokes shook his head with a helpless smile on his face.
"What were you expecting? Being summoned to a castle or being the last hope of a world? Maybe being summoned by a beautiful princess?" Laying the laughable ideas in Smoke's face seemed to make him flinch and take physical damage.
"Alright, alright, stop that. I don't need you laughing at me when I've already been transported to another world." Smokes tried to playfully push Omni's shoulder, only to be met with an invisible barrier.
"Damn, you have infinity too?" A semi-depressive smile grew on Smoke's face.
"Yeah, I do, but how'd you get here?" Omni once again took in the mysterious nature of the area they spawned in as he asked his question.
"Tomato sent me a link to the server, but because of my timezone, I saw it late. I wasn't in the Discord server due to you guys letting Sceptix repeatedly ban me.
I clicked on the link, and my monitor turned off. By the time I began thinking it might have been unplugged, I woke up here." Smokes put his hands in his pocket as he recounted the moments before he was transmigrated.
"That must have been a shock, huh?"
"You have no idea; imagine waking up under a single tree and having your skin color changed."
"Skin color? Our entire race changed. You look Asian, my guy." Omni pointed to Smoke's face as he finished his sentence.
"Asian?" Smokes took his hands out of his pockets, turned away from Omni, and looked in his pants. "Oh, thank God I wasn't nerfed! I woke up in a new body, and I'm up now!"
Omni watched with a deadpan expression as Smokes began celebrating about how he 'wasn't nerfed.'
"If you don't get over here right now! I don't feel like staying out here all day." Omni's outburst caught the attention of Smokes, who mumbled a sorry before walking over to him.
"So where are we walking to first? And who is all here?" Smokes began looking around as he spoke.
"The list of people here is Akira, Sloth, Sceptix, Asm, Shizu, Cursed, Ghost, and... Souei." Omni paused for a second before he said the last name.
"Oh shit Unc is here? Let's get to walking now so I can see what he looks like." A smile formed on Smoke's face as he thought about meeting Souei.
(A/N: "Unc" is a term used by black people who are related to or close friends with each other. Usually used by a younger person to refer to an older one, no matter if they're just one year older. Souei and Smokes are not related in "real life." "Unc" and "Nephew" are just the way they always greeted each other so I'm not going to change it.)
"Walking? Hahahaha! Yeah, we are not having any of that." Omni smiled as he grabbed Smokes by the back of his jacket.
"Then how the fuck are we going to-" Before Smokes could finish his sentence, Omni teleported, bringing Smokes with him.
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Back with the rest of the group, Omni reappeared. Next to him was a young man about 5'10 to 5'11 feet tall. His eyes were black and looked as if they held no life.
"-get there without... walking." Smokes finished his sentence before realizing he was teleported. "You know, I forgot Gojo had that ability."
Right as he finished what he was saying, Souei dropped down from the bleachers with one hop.
"Is that you, nephew?!" Soeui cupped his hands to his face as he spoke, trying to mimic a megaphone.
Smokes turned to look at Souei, who currently looked nothing like his original appearance. "Is that you, Unc?!"
Souei began jogging toward Smokes. "Damn right, it is!" Smokes had begun walking forward as well in order to meet him in the middle.
Right as they got close enough, they both pulled back their hands for the loudest handshake they could manage.
*CLAP*
"That's the shit I like to see, nephew!" Souei had a smile on his face as he shook his head up and down in a satisfactory way.
"You already know!" Smokes also had a smile on his face and began shaking his head up and down as well. "You sure are shorter than you said you were in real life."
Souei nodded solemnly. "They took some of my height and even though I was 6'2, I can confidently say, 'I'm up now.'"
"You gotta tell me who everyone is. I have no idea who is who." Smokes said as Souei began whispering to him and pointing at everyone.
Not much changed in the building now that Smokes was here, besides a sigh and a shake of the head from Sceptix.
Everything was fine until Souei finished what he was saying to Smokes. Turning his attention to the three people currently fighting, Smokes spoke out.
"Yo, Sloth, who are you?" That caused Sloth to separate from the fight and turn toward Smokes.
The question made Sloth semi-freeze due to the audacity of the question. 'The question is obviously a toss at me. From Souei's expression of shock, he obviously told Smokes who I was, but he still asked me.' Sloth finished his thoughts with a smile as he recognized that Smokes was actually trying to talk down to him.
"Who am I? I'm your superior." Sloth shrugged his shoulders as he said it. A calm smile graced his face.
"You're my superior?" Smokes began walking toward Sloth. "How so?"
"You see, you're all the way down here, and I'm all the way up here." Sloth held his left hand down to his thigh and held his right hand above his head. "Elevate yourself."
By the time Sloth finished what he was saying, Smokes was only two feet away from him. They were only inches apart in height, with Sloth being slightly taller.
"Here they go, starting shit," Sceptix whispered to Omni, who was now sitting down next to him.
Right as Sceptix was about to stand up, Omni grabbed his shoulder. "Let Geto cook." He said it with the utmost seriousness.
Akira and Ghost couldn't be bothered as they were still fighting, and everyone else just watched as they wanted to see what the non-graded fresh spawn could do.
"So you mind re-" Smokes didn't even get to finish his sentence as a slap knocked the taste out of his mouth and turned his head almost 45 degrees.
*Cough*
"The fuck was that." Smokes coughed as the slap did way too much damage to be normal.
"Cursed energy bitch slap. It has a cooldown of zero seconds." Sloth said as he began wriggling the fingers of the hand he used to slap Smokes.
"Damn, I forgot you have to go up grades in the Jujutsu Kaisen Minecraft mod." Smokes whispered as he began second-guessing his actions.
"Alright, let's fight." Putting his right hand in his pocket Sloth made a 'come at me' gesture with his left.
Seeing this, Smokes shrugged his shoulders. "Nah, I'd run." Upon saying that, he shook his head and walked back over to Souei.
"NAH, YOU GOING TO LET HIM DO YOU LIKE THAT?!"
Smokes instantly turned around, yet as soon as he did, everything was silent and no one was speaking. Everyone was looking at him, and most of them were holding their mouths, trying not to laugh.
Cursed and Mahitoasm were leaning on each other and holding their mouths with their hands, yet some chuckles escaped.
Akira and Ghost weren't affected, as they just looked at each other and then back at Smokes.
Sloth had a shit-eating grin on his face but didn't say anything. Souei, however, had a shell-shocked expression, as if his first son just hit a landmine right in front of him and blew up.
Omni was deadpan and didn't say a word. Sceptix looked as if he were about to faint, with both hands covering his mouth, and he even fell over.
Shizu seemed to be the most affected out of everyone, though. Both hands covered her mouth, and her eyes were almost about to roll up into the back of her head. She was crying and could barely hold her laugh in.
Seeing as everyone was not saying anything, Smokes slowly turned back around.
[Turning back around would be Smoke's first mistake.]
"DAMN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A BITCH!"
Instantly, Smokes turned back around.
""""""""HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA""""""""
Everyone burst out laughing. Sceptix ended up falling to the ground and was running out of breath while Shizu was still trying to hold her hands over her mouth due to drooling so much.
Smokes would never live this one down...
