7 How?

Why? Why The Fuck Did You Do That Jim? You Know Boss Is A Coffee Addict! He Loves His Coffee!

Jim: Dude I'm Sorry But Please Help Me #####, I'll Treat You For Ramen For The Whole Week!

MATE, IF I TAKE THE BLAME I'M GOING TO BE FIRED, I'm Going To Lose My Only Income Of Money! Besides Can't You Just Buy It Again?

Jim: Dude The Coffee Shop 3 Minutes And The Break Time Is 2 Minutes Away!

Fuck.

Well Jim It Was Nice Knowing You, You Were A Great Co Wor-

Jim: DUDE INSTEAD OF DOING A SPEECH HOW ABOUT YOU HELP ME OUT HERE?!

And Also Take The Blame? Hell Na- AAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-------------

Jim: If I'm Going Down And Fired, You're Coming With Me You Goddamn Asshole.

HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP MMMMEEEEEEEE-----

Meanwhile In The Simulation.

Steve: Ok..... Be Careful....Right, Left, Ri-

Huuuhhh-

HHHHHHUUUUUUHHHHHH

Steve: Damn That Sucks For Him, Well None Of Business, Thanks For The House! Dumbass.

Steve: Woah He Has A Gigantic Room For A House In The Side Of A Mountain, Well It's Decided I'm Going To Use This For My Base Of Operation!

*Pulls Out Worn Iron Pickaxe*

Steve: Time For An Expansion.

Meanwhile At The Office.

Jim: MY PAIN IS YOU'RE SUFFERING MOTHERFUCKER

HELP MEE---

*Open Door Noises*

Jim: Hello Boss And Sorry For Accidentally Dropping Your Coffee On The Way We're Sorry And Please-

BOSS JUST FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH HI-

Jim: Shut Up.

Boss: YOU WHA-

*Earthquake*

WHAT THE- BOOM *Gunshots Screaming And Light Flickering*

Boss: Well Shit, Looks Like My Collection Is Worth It After All, You Two Come With Me.

Jim And Narrator(Me): What The Hell Is Happening Boss, Why Is There Gunshots And Screaming Outside?

Boss: No Questions And Just Grab These

*Boss Hands Glock 60 And Szuechti To Jim And Narrator(Me)*

Jim: Boss No Offense But... Where The Hell Did You Get These? Szuechti Is Banned Even In Russia!

Nice Gun Boss, Got Any Mags For It Tho'?

Boss: You Boys Smart Enough To Know How To Aim, Reload And Use A Gun?

Jim And Narrator(Me): Yeah When We We're Little Our Dad Brought Us To Practice Using Gu-

Boss: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU'RE YAPPIN AND BACKSTORY NOW GET ALL THE EMPLOYEES AND EVACUATE EVERYONE AND YOUR LAZY ASSES OUTTA HERE!

DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!

Jim And Narrator(Me): SIR YES SIR!