1 A Mysterious World.

In Forest Field Full Of Flowers And A Bright But Warm Orange Sun, Sound Of Waterfalls And Rivers, Cows,Pigs,Sheep And Bees.

We Take A Look Around To A Mountain, Little But Not Small, Smoldering With Trees, But What's This? A Hole? Let's Take A Peek Shall We?....

"AAAAAAHHHH!!!"

wait wat.

"GOD DAMNIT I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE FIGHT ALL OF THEM AT SAME TIME! WHY AM I SO STUPID!"

Ummm Ummm.... This Isn't Supposed To Happen In The Script....

"COME ON I'M ALMOST THERE JUST A FEW MORE BLOCKS!"

Uhh Uhh...WAIT LOOK OUT!

*klunk & swoosh*

"AAAHHH DAMNIT MY LEG THAT DAMN SKELETON"

sorry boss I won't yell again, but should I narrate this? this isn't in the script!

???: Just Think Of It As A Test On How You Can Narrate Without A Script, Now If You Excuse Me, I Got A Lady To Impress.

BOSS WA- *door slam* Damnit.

As Our...Guy Here Running Away....From Danger He Was Struck With.....And Arrow! Yes An Arrow! *ahem* It Seems All Is Going To End With Our Hero But Look Up There's A Gravel Pile Above Him! If He Can Hit That He Can- "Oh Shit." *Hiss& KABLOOM*

"Thanks For The Blow Job Creeper! (prick.)"

Oh It Looks Like The Explosion Of The Creeper Blown Our Hero Away And Made The Gravel Came Down? Uhhh....I Guess? Sure Let's Go With It Why The Fuck Not.

"Man That Hurt, Good Thing I Mined The Diamond Fast Enough." Ummm... Suddenly Our Hero Pulls Out A.....Steak! Wait What.

Where The Hell Did He Store That? And Now He's Eating It?! *Retches* ummm *Ahem* We're Getting Off Topic After Seemingly A Short Time Infact It's Been 2 Hours And It's Already Night Time, And After Eating The "Steak" He Pull Outta Nowhere, He Proceed To Get Out Of The Cave, And Surrounded By Monsters.

Huh...Damn Well That Sucks For Him.

"Well Fuck, I'm Dead"

After Several Hours Of Fighting And Death He Proceed To Go To The Nearest Village Pillaged It, And Proceed To Slept In Religious Place Of The Destroyed Village.

The Children Are Terrified.

he Pulls Out A Whole Size Bed, Out Of His Pants, Don't Ask.

Then This "Hero" Slept In The Religious Worshipping Place.

Yeah Right More Like A Psychopath.

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