59 Nearly Killed!?

Bullet was eating lunch in Mei's workshop as she munched on cake. She listened to him talk about fighting Stendhal and everything else. He was very animated, waving his arms and gesturing but Mei just stared at his eyes, smiling and nodding while chewing with puffed cheeks full of chocolate cake.

Bullet went on and on, talking about all sorts of things and Mei swallowed, licking her fingers before laughing "HAHAHA!" and calming down. Bullet looked at her worriedly, asking "Bored? Okay?" Mei smiled and laughed "BORED?! AHAHAH! I LOVE LISTENING TO YOU TALK! Ack!" as she coughed, she rubbed her neck before laughing with a stiff expression of arrogance on her face, "I HAVE TRANSCENDED HUMANITY IT'S A GREAT FEELING! AHAHAHAHAH!"

She pulled on his collar and Bullet snorted gently, smiling kindly as he wiped the corners of her mouth with his thumb. She grinned and pulled him, kissing his face, before leaning off him, laughing "HAHAHAH! I WAS WORKING DAY AND NIGHT TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOU! AND IT EXPLODED I'M DEVASTATED! IT SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO IN A FEW DAYS! AHAH! HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T BLOW UP! AHAHAH HOPE?!"

She froze before bursting out, "WHO NEEDS TO HOPE?! I WILL IT TO BE SO! I AM GOD! HAHAHAHA!" Bullet nodded and smiled, Mei grabbed his face and stood on his chest, shouting "GOD THAT FACE I MISSED IT! I MISS IT EVERY SECOND I DON'T SEE IT!"

Bullet blushed and scratched his cheek, looking away. Mei laughed before coming real close and saying seriously, "Bullet, I'm really making a costume for you. You can't go out with nothing every single day, it's not safe. If you get hurt, I will literally lose my mind." before laughing crazily "AS IF YOU WOULD GET HURT WHEN YOU'RE COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN MY BABIES! HAHAHAHA! I AM HER!"

Bullet held her waist before she fell off him, asking "Mei sad because boom?" Mei laughed "Boom sad because MEI! AHAH! But yes. Mei work hard and still boom. Long time work… for Bullet." Bullet sat her on his lap and licked his thumb, wiping the dirt off her cheek as he smiled gently, "No sad. Bullet wait. Wait forever! Mei happy, Bullet happy."

Mei shivered and kissed him, shouting "OH GOD! TAKE ME! YOU DOG! AHAHAHAH! I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE! AHAHAH! THIS GOD HAS CHOSEN YOU!" Bullet was embarrassed and blushed from her excessively strange affection. It was really nice though, he liked it quite a bit.

Mei pushed him to the ground and laid on top of him, smiling cutely, "Mei make best baby for Bullet! Only Bullet best! The rest only half good! Swear!" Bullet looked troubled in an instant, replying "But not good, ruin Mei name?" Mei held her chest, laughing "MY HEART! DOKI DOKI!" before crawling on him, scrunching her nose against his face, "You are so cute and thoughtful, I will brand you as my property!" they she smiled happily, "No worry. Mei so great. Even half work, better than full work others!"

Bullet let out a breath but still said "Try hard everything, maybe accident. Mei sad, Bullet angry!" Mei didn't explode this time, nodding sweetly, coughing. Bullet just hugged her tight, rubbing her back as her coughs calmed down…

As the bell rang, Mei shooed Bullet away, smiling happily "Mei make costume! You wear! Mei like you!" Bullet was shocked and shy, "Mei like? So fast? Proposal?!" Mei laughed and kissed her hand before slapping him, "HAHAHA! MY HEART! AHAH!" Before pushing him out with a blush on her face.

The door closed and Bullet walked away in a daze.

He returned to class and sat down.

Mina looked at him, saying "Ah? He's in a daze earlier than usual!" Toru waved in front of Bullet before Yuga commented "You're invisible, Toru…" Toru was shocked and said "I forgot!"

Izuku turned around and asked "What happen?" he was worried Bullet found out something about Maskless…

Bullet blurted out "Mei propose!"

Everyone was shocked and Bullet covered his mouth. Momo gasped "That lunatic… so bold!" Ocahko floated up, holding her blushing face, muttering "Propose?!" Fumikage asked "She proposed what? A costume modification?"

Shoji patted his shoulder, sighing. Fumikage looked at him in confusion.

Izuku laughed twice and turned around, covering his head and blushing.

Katsuki had his feet up and said "So marry her! A lunatic and a freak, great combo!" Toru turned around and he seethed "WHAT?!" Toru sighed and pet him, saying "Good puppy…" Kastuki snapped his teeth at her, barking like a dog!

Everyone was boisterous then Aizawa walked in and looked, seeing everyone sitting in their seat in silence as though theft were never talking in the first place.

He nodded and started talking "As you know, Summer Vacation is coming up. Of course, it would be completely irrational for all of you to take a whole month off…"

Denki shivered, saying "D-D-D-Don't tell me… B-B-B-B-B-BATHHOUSES?!

Aizawa ignored him, saying "Which is why you'll all be doing a summer training camp in the woods…" the class cheered and Denki clasped his hand with Eijiro, shouting in unison "BATHHOUSES!"

Aizawa said "However!" everyone quieted down as he continued "Anyone who doesn't pass the upcoming final exams is in for summer school hell, right here."

Everyone turned to Bullet, saying one after the other, "Bye, Bullet. Sorry, Bullet. Goodluck, Bullet. I'll bring you a souvenir, Bullet…"

Bullet himself was stunned, looking at them incomprehensibly. He didn't understand at all! Why was everyone apologizing?

He smiled kindly with a bit of confusion, waving his hands, "Um? Sorry? Bullet do something wrong?" everyone sighed and a big word formed over the entire class.

'CUTE!'

Bullet had a question mark over his head and Aizawa's eyes twitched, saying "Bullet will be getting a… 'special' final exam… All the teachers have agreed."

Denki shot his hand up, saying "I would like to apply!" Mina slapped the desk and shot her hand up as well!

Aizawa's eyes twitched and he grinned, "Are you sure? It's around 8.547 times harder than yours." Denki and Mina froze while Ochako said in shock "So specific!"

A few weeks passed just like that.

Bullet was sitting in an empty classroom as all the teacher sat in front of him, looking serious. Bullet was a bit nervous, was this an intervention?

Had he been watching too many dramas? Was he addicted?!

He said worriedly, "Not addicted to Dramas! Promise!" The teachers froze and Midnight laughed, "Oh my god! This cuteness! I'm gonna explode!" Mei was watching from a window and nodded knowingly, she knew the feeling.

She had headphones on her head with a plug on the window and a giant LED sign with a little keyboard in front of her, ready to help Bullet cheat!

Aizawa walked to the window and pulled the blinds, saying "So cheating." Mei blew a raspberry at him and moved to another place…

The Vents!

Bullet touched his fingers together, swallowing.

Midnight went first, walking to a chalkboard and drawing out a scenario, saying "4 villains, 18 people need save, can only save 1 person every minute, every 2 minute villain attack, take 3 minutes to deal with. How long save all people?"

Bullet stared at the board with wide eyes, asking in shock "Not beat all villains and save after?!" Midnight's lips twitched and Present Mic laughed out loud before covering his mouth.

Aizawa glared at him as Midnight said "Not you, hero someone else." Bullet had a look of realization! He nodded, "Make sense." Cementoss sighed and Ectoplasm coughed, looking away.

Bullet counted on his fingers before saying unsurely, "30?"

Midnight was shocked and nodded, "Correct!" Bullet felt relief flood his body as he laid there like a puddle. He sighed, "Tough! Bullet happy passed!"

Aizawa broke the bad news, "Only first question. Test more than 4 hours." Bullet stared at him in a daze, muttering "Bullet rather fight All-Might to death…" All-Might was here too and he coughed violently…

Then next question came and Bullet looked up, seeing Mei staring at him through a vent! He was shocked and she covered her mouth with a finger, showing him the answer on the screen.

Bullet answered "16,872." Midnight froze and the teachers all looked up at the vent, Mei froze and Power Loader sighed, "Sensei! Get out of here!" Ectoplasm said "Loader… Sensei?" Power Loader froze and shouted "AHHH! I'M IN AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF TORMENT!" He started crying "Eck! I can't do this anymore…"

Ectoplasm patted his back and sighed, "It'll pass…"

Midnight shooed Mei off angrily as Aizawa jumped up, climbing into the vent as Mei hurriedly crawled away in a panic.

He hung from the vent and got in a sleeping bag, resembling a cocoon. There were no more hidden cheating points anymore!

Bullet felt the pressure but with the extra intensive diagrams and drawings, he managed to pull through!

Then he found out that he had to test the rest of the subjects and wilted…

A few days later

Bullet laid on his desk, drooling with dull eyes.

A big 14/20 over his head…

He missed Summer School by a single point…

Everyone else had number over their heads and Denki jumped on Bullet's back up and down, "Damn! Damn! Damn! Why didn't I agree! Damn it! Kill me! I WANT TO DIE! AHHHH! NO BATHHOUSE?! I CAN'T LIVE!"

He had a big fat 20/20 over his head.

Mina was crying on the ground with a 19/20 and Eijro was stroking her back with a 15/20…

Bullet nearly died in that empty classroom. He would go on to describe this as the most dangerous hours of his life…

Momo held her hands over her heart, saying magnanimously "I will tutor you if you like, friends~" A sparkling golden 1/20 over her head. Several others came over, asking for help…

Momo covered her mouth and teared up, "Of course, my lovelies~!" they all cheered together while Denki and Mina conspired together, "We should crash that study session… yeah… heheh…"

Everyone went for lunch and Bullet was ordering the usual with a dull look. Lunchrush looked at him with amusement, hearing about his ordeal, he always kept up with Bullet's news. It was very exciting.

He handed him the to-go food and said "Good luck!" Bullet chuckled in a daze, "Hah… Thank…" as he swayed away like a zombie, he bumped past his bully, who smacked him in the face.

Bullet said "Ah. Tomorrow… Bullet about to die, okay?" before swaying away.

He came to the table with Izuku, Ida, Ochako, Toru, Tsuyu, and Shoto.

He leaned over and said in a daze "Arigato gosaimas." they were confused and Ida asked "What is the matter, Bullet?" Bullet said stiffly "Bullet exam… 4 hours… all class at once… Bullet almost die. 2 days exam finish, no recover. See nurse, say trauma."

Bullet turned around and bumped into a pretty girl, adding "Nurse say Bullet confused for few day, normal after." Izuku was shocked "So serious?!" Shoto sighed, "Must've been tough."

Ochako paled in shock thinking about it while Toru looked shifty, although nobody could see her, she said "I heard that they use that method for torture!" everyone was shocked and smoke appeared from Toru's invisible face, adding "I heard from a third year that it was so bad, 37 people died!"

Bullet bowed at the girl, smashing his face into her chest, "Baguette." before swaying away with swirling eyes. The girl was just shocked, what a strange encounter! But she continued along karate chopping a blonde boy.

Bullet swayed down the halls and quickly got lost, roaming into a room.

All sorts of girls were in here! They looked over and they eyes sparkled "What a cutie! Give him a makeover!" The girls rushed Bullet and quickly gave him a complete makeover before sending him out as he muttered "Feathered boa…"

Mei turned around a corner, looking at her gps tracker before lighting up! She ran over and looked at Bullet all dolled up before bursting out laughing!

After which she knocked him out and dragged him away, humming to herself as he was dragged face first on the ground with to-go boxes on his back…