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MHA: Living as Mineta is hard

The chapters in the middle (chapters 50 to so) are a bit hard to read since my mood was kind of strange when I wrote them, but the story becomes awesome as time progresses, especially from chapter 140 to the end. --- "What's your "Quirk"?" "Explosion!" "Half-Cold, Half-Hot!" "All-For-One!" "I can pluck out a sticky ball from my head." "..........................." Mineta thought his future was dim, but he suddenly received a system. [Congratulations, you have received a "Dating System"] [Love will make you powerful] [Please do your best and have a lot of lovers] Mineta looked at his 108 cm height, and only one word came to his mind. "Fuck." --- The cover isn't mine, and I got it from the internet. --- Grammar sometimes sucks but bear with it.

akikan40 · Anime & Comics
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Night Parade

Hokusai might be able to create any animals and use them for rides, but he was in Yokohama, and Destiny Land was in Chiba.

The distance between the two cities was too far away.

Even if it was possible for him to travel, it was faster to use Kurogiri's warp ability.

So, there he was with Toga at the entrance of Destiny Land after they made up their minds to go on a date.

"Should we enter now?"

"Un!" Toga nodded, but then she asked, "Are we just going to enter like this?"

"Why not? We're not doing anything bad. We're just going on a date, so let's enjoy, okay?"

"Yes~!" Toga nodded happily as she hugged his arm.

As the two started their date, Kurogiri returned to the shabby bar and asked, "Is it alright to leave them like this? I am afraid that they might cause a lot of trouble."

Even though Hokusai didn't do anything else after his act in the Shibuya Crossing, Hokusai was quite famous in the underworld since there were many people that had become his victim. Even though they were the ones that were at fault, he was merciless.

Shigaraki looked at the smartphone which was given by Hokusai. He saw that there were many games inside, including his favorites. When he opened the game, he saw the characters had all the unique items without a missing one, which made him excited.

Still, hearing Kurogiri's words, Shigaraki only said, "Isn't it okay? His goal is to make this world beautiful with his warped sense of beauty. Just let him do whatever he wants. He is our ally now anyway."

Shigaraki also didn't doubt Hokusai since this guy was a real lunatic. If he needed to call him, he could also use the smartphone given to him, so everything was alright.

"Well, that's true." Kurogiri sighed since it was just hard to tell what Hokusai wanted to do, so he was just worried, but if Shigaraki said so, he would believe so. However, he didn't know whether Hokusai or Toga were all just having fun.

They had a date together, enjoying their night.

"Let's try that, Sai-kun!"

It was too long to say "Hokusai," so Toga used "Sai-kun" as his nickname.

"Ferris Wheel?"

"Un!"

"Sure."

The two walked toward the Ferris Wheel and lined up like everyone else.

The people in this place were all full of smiles and laughs, showing how happy they were playing together with the person they loved, yet they had never thought that among them, there were two villains that played with them, like any other person, normally, without causing much attention.

Toga was also happy, but she noticed that few people were following them, yet she didn't care since she only wanted to enjoy their date.

Soon, it was their turn, and they entered the Ferris wheel together.

As the attraction started to move, they watched the scenery over Destiny Land from a high position. The bright light was so beautiful tonight.

"Wow! Everything is so beautiful! Sai-kun, look at those!"

"Well, you're more beautiful."

"Eh?!" Toga was startled and blushed once again.

Hokusai laughed and said, "Sorry, I have always wanted to say this line. Is it too corny?"

"No, no. I also want to hear someone say that to me. I have never had a chance for someone to say something like that to me, after all." Toga shook her head with a happy smile.

What she wanted was simple, she only wanted a friend, experience love, and many other youthful things together, but her condition didn't allow her to do so.

Her condition, which caused her to have the urge to suck blood, had allowed everyone to think she was normal.

"Is it because you like blood?"

"...un."

Toga didn't expect that Hokusai would ask her such a straightforward question, but she nodded with a reserved question. "...do you hate me for this?"

"No." He shook his head and said, "Compared to me, you're extremely normal." Compared to his suicide tendency, he felt that Toga was extremely normal. "No, I think whether it is us, Shigaraki, Dabi, or any others, they are all normal too."

"Eh? Really?" Toga was surprised.

"Yes, we're all normal. In a world where everything is possible, it is abnormal to say what is normal and what it isn't."

When a "Quirk" appeared, it was impossible to use the previous common sense to judge whether one was normal or not.

"That's why, in my eyes, you're just a lovely, cute girl," Hokusai said as he gently caressed Toga's cheek.

Toga blushed and couldn't look away from him, feeling that it was so comfortable by his side.

"Do you want my blood?"

"Eh?" Toga was startled by his question.

"If you want to, I can give you mine."

Toga's breathing became harder when she heard his words. She hesitated, but her urge told her to nod. "...un."

"Here."

He bit his thumb, and the blood started to seep out from it.

Unlike the blood that she had sucked, the scent of his blood was so lovely. It was fruity and also addicting, which made her unable to hold on and suck his thumb.

The sound of sucking echoed throughout the box as Toga kept sucking his thumb with a flush and crazed-like expression. She felt it was the most delicious thing that she had ever drunk.

Was it because she loved him?

Oh, right, it is love!

She understood her feelings instantly toward him. She fell in love at first sight, and she wanted him to love her too.

Yet she didn't expect that he also wanted her, and he also gave his blood to her, which made her realize that this was destiny.

They had never met each other, yet when they met each other. They were like opposite magnets that drew each other.

They were inseparable.

No, she was going to be with him no matter what!

"Ah, sorry! Sorry!"

His blood was so delicious that she almost lost her mind, but when she woke up, she realized how lewd her action was.

"It's okay. By the way, do you know there is a more delicious way to drink my blood?"

"Huh? Is there such a way?" Toga was surprised.

"It's like this." He bit his lower lips and caused blood to drip from his lips.

Toga was stunned, but she subconsciously licked the blood that was about to drop from his chin. She knew it was too late, and she was too absorbed in what she was doing, licking his chin and cheek before his lips.

They stared at each other for a moment before Toga said, "I love you! I love you, Sai-kun! I want us to be a couple! I want us to be together! I want to be with you forever!" She couldn't control her emotion, and she kept talking about how much she loved him like a broken radio. She kept talking without stopping, almost crazed.

"........"

Hokusai looked at Toga and nodded. "Sure."

Toga smiled brightly and kissed his lips. She also bit it and caused blood to flow out from the wound. She sucked it and also sucked everything on his lips.

The two quickly shared a dirty, lewd, and painful kiss. They kept kissing even if they heard a loud voice from below.

"S-Rank Villain, Hokusai, and A-Rank Villain, Toga Himiko! You two have been surrounded! Stop useless struggles and give up!"

Many heroes and police officers surrounded the area, and all the visitors to Destiny Land had left.

Toga aside, Hokusai's "Quirk" was dangerous, and they were afraid that he might hurt all the people in this place, so if possible, they wanted to catch him as soon as possible.

However, neither Hokusai nor Toga cared about them. It was her first time tasting such pleasure that came from an intimate exchange, and it felt so good that she forgot anything. She was also happy and relieved that someone could accept her.

At that moment, she was drowning in love, and she didn't care about anything except for him.

The person that she loved so much.

"Himiko, stop for a moment. We're surrounded."

"Huh!" Toga was awoken when her thighs were patted by Hokusai.

Their position had changed, and she was sitting on his lap at that moment.

"Huh? What is this hard thing? Also, isn't this too big?" Toga didn't care about the police or the heroes around them.

"...I have an erection."

What could he say?

"...is it because of me?" Toga asked shyly.

"Who else?"

Toga smiled happily and hugged him, kissing him again.

However, he dodged her kiss and said, "Hey, if we're caught, we might be separated."

Hearing those words, Toga awoke, and her expression became gloomy and bloodthirsty.

"Why? Why has this world always forced me to be unhappy!"

When she thought that she had found her happiness, she was about to lose it again. At that moment, she felt Hokusai and Shigaraki were right. It was better to destroy this world!

Still, she knew how serious their situation was, especially when they were surrounded by so many people. She might be okay since her "Quirk" allowed her to assimilate with those people, but Hokusai was different.

How could she run away, leaving him?

No matter what, she wasn't going to leave him!

"It's okay. Leave it to me. I am going to take care of them."

"Huh? Really?" Toga asked curiously.

"Your man is strong. Leave everything to me."

"Un."

Toga nodded happily as he caressed her hair gently while wondering what he was going to do.

---

The box where Toga and Hokusai stopped, and everyone was tense.

All of them were ready for the confrontation, and they weren't going to let their guards down.

"Hello, everyone."

Suddenly, the door of the box opened, and Hokusai came out with Toga on his arm.

"Stay in place! Raise your hands up! If you do something suspicious, we will start to attack you immediately! Hokusai, Toga Himiko, you two are under arrest!"

"Your evil deeds will have to stop now!"

"You're going to spend all of your life in jail!"

"Give up!"

While Toga became even more annoyed, her soft buttocks were patted by Hokusai.

"What are you doing?!"

"Calm down."

"Ecchi." Toga lowered her head shyly.

"........" Everyone.

"Cough! Cough!" Hokusai coughed and said, "Since you all don't have any intention to listen to me, then it can't be helped." He suddenly pulled his clothes, showing his body.

Everyone quickly reacted and was ready to fight, but they were dumbfounded by what he was doing.

What was this guy trying to do?

However, the female police officers and female heroes blushed when they saw his naked body.

"Hey, over there! Don't look!" Toga was so angry and stood in front of Hokusai. "What are you doing? Why did you take off your clothes all of a sudden?! There are so many bitches around! What if you're attacked by them!"

"......." Everyone.

"......" Hokusai.

However, they had to say Hokusai's body was amazing, especially the tattoos on his body. Various tattoos covered his body, and they seemed to have an image of youkai.

Whether it was his arms, chest, back, or many other parts of his body were covered by the youkai-like tattoos.

"Geez, calm down." He was helpless before he said, "Alright, everyone, tonight is a special night for us, so how about we have a party." He clapped his hands and put on the brightest smile. "But we don't have enough guests. So let's make this party merrier! Rampage, Hyakki Hyakko!"

Suddenly, the tattoos on his body started to move and came forth, gushing out several things before they formed into several youkai.

No, from all the tattoos on his body, he created a group of youkai, the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, Hyakki Hyakkou!

"Let's start the parade, shall we?"

All the youkai, which were made from his tattoos, were run amok, destroying everything and creating the biggest parade this year.

"Stop! Stop!"

"Uwaaa, what is this?!"

"Don't attack me!"

Everyone was panicked, but Hokusai was satisfied. He then looked at Toga and asked, "Should we continue our date?"

Toga, who was stunned by his ability, quickly awoken and nodded happily. "Un!"

As the night continued, they had the greatest night together.