1 Devil Encounter
Opening my eyes I blinked as I took in the infinite void around me, "Where am I."
My voice rang out in the abyss even though there was nothing for the sound to bounce off on. Fortunately I wasn't left alone in the darkness for too long as a bright flash of fire nearly blinded me making me squint my eyes.
"You my friend are in the void. The space between reality and nothingness," A suave voice answered me and as I looked back I stared at the handsome pale man standing in the void like it was solid ground. He was wearing a suit and black tie with a pair of dark shades covering his eyes.
"W-who a-are you?"
The man grinned as he reached up and took off his shades revealing two orbs of dark red fire instead of eyes, "You may call me Lucifer Prince of Hell."
My stomach dropped, "I-I d-died?! Am I g-going to hell?!"
Lucifer's smile stretched to almost inhuman proportions, "Well yes you did die. And yes normally you would be going to hell."
I shook my head back and forth, "W-why me, I-I didn't kill anybody?!"
"Maybe not but you certainly don't deserve to go to heaven," Lucifer responded, "Luckily for you I've come to offer an olive branch."
"O-olive branch?" I asked hesitantly as, even I wasn't dumb enough to trust the devil himself, "W-what do you want?"
Lucifer's smile slipped, and for a moment, I worried that I had somehow pissed off the devil before he let out an exhausted sigh, "Do you know how boring running eternal damnation is after a few thousand years. I need some entertainment, which is where you come in."
The devil snapped his fingers and a long scroll appeared in the air next to him, "Now since I know every sinful act you've committed, I believe you'll have no problem agreeing to my arrangement."
"I-I don't understand," I stammered out pathetically as my brain struggled to keep up.
"Oh it's quite simple, I want you to reincarnate in a world of your choice and live out your most deranged fantasies." Lucifer said with an impish grin, "I'll also throw in a few changes to make things more interesting, so what do you say?"
For a long moment, I didn't reply as my brain short-circuited from the sheer ridiculousness of my new reality. Frowning at my hesitation, Lucifer snapped his fingers in front of my eyes, "Look, it's either this or you're tortured for all eternity. So just sign the damn paper already."
Lucifer then held out a large feather pen I wordlessly took as the scroll floated over and unfurled, flipping past thousands of lines of unbroken text before it reached the bottom, asking for my signature.
In a daze my hand drifted to the page and quickly signed the scroll and I absently watched a bright red ink the color of blood oozed from the pen. When I finished writing my signature the ink glowed with a dark red light as it dried cementing the agreement.
Lucifer let out a dark chuckle as he snapped his fingers making the scroll disappear, "Perfect, now that all the legal stuff is out of the way, time for me to work my magic."
Before I could react, Lucifer's hand shot forward, sinking into my chest like a dagger, and I let out a gargled scream of pain as I felt his hands wrap around my heart, "Don't worry, this will only last for a few seconds. Now just take a deep breath and sleep."
I felt my vision glaze over as my body went limp. The last thing I saw was Lucifer's devilish grin before I passed out, wondering what my fate would be.
Shooting upright in bed as my eyes flashed open I grabbed my chest only to feel no pain. Letting out a sigh of relief as I realized it was just a dream, I yawned before pushing myself out of bed, only to freeze as I landed on the floor.
Looking back at the bed I wondered why my head was only just barely taller than the mattress. Then I scanned my eyes across the room, posters of scantily clad women covered nearly every inch of drywall, but it wasn't until I looked closer that I realized they weren't the posters I had bought and hung up myself, 'And why is everything so tall!?'
Glancing around in confusion, I eventually caught sight of a body-length mirror bolted to the wall, and I ran over to look at my reflection, 'No…it can't be…why me, god…why me?!'
I stared in horror at my reflection or, more accurately, the reflection of Minoru Mineta, one of the most pitiful characters in anime, 'I'm even less attractive than before! How could I be so stupid as to make a deal with satan?!'
Collapsing to my knees, I couldn't help but want to cry, 'How am I supposed to do anything with this face and body?!'
[Host Desperation Detected ErosSystem is now Online]
[Would you like to activate ErosSystem: Y/N]
Like a phoenix from the ashes, my hopes soared as I stared at the translucent screen hovering before my eyes, 'Could it be…the legendary hentai system?!'
I almost forgot to breathe as, with a mental thought, I selected yes.
[Welcome, Host, to the ErosSystem, your personal guide to living out your wildest and most deranged fantasies. However, to achieve such lofty goals, you must work hard to accomplish the task set before you.]
[ErosSystem]
Name: Minoru Mineta
Race: Human
Quirk: Pop Off
Eros Points: LOCKED
[Stats]
Locked
[Companions]
Locked
[Perks]
Locked
[Loot Box]
Locked
[Quests]
Strength Training
Cringing at the lack of options, I quickly moved on to my only quest, highlighted with glowing text.
[Quest: Strength Training]
Task(s):
Do 1000 Push up [0/1000]
Do 1000 Sit ups [0/100]
Do 1000 Pull ups [0/1000]
Run 100km [0/100]
Reward(s):
Lucifer's Blessing
+1000 Eros Points
Full System Unlocked
Time Limit: None
