1 Hell Yeah...

Alex stared blankly at the Eiffel Tower in the distance, his mind whirling with confusion. Waking up on the streets of Paris felt like stepping into a surreal movie set, especially with the incomprehensible French chatter surrounding him. Clutching an old Nokia phone in his hand, he couldn't help but wonder, "What the hell is going on?" Recalling a film where a rich man created a real-life medieval studio to reform his prodigal son, Alex quickly dismissed the notion. He had no knowledge of his parents, ruling out such elaborate schemes. Moreover, orchestrating a scene of this magnitude would require an army of actors and exorbitant costs. The realization dawned on him: he must have been knocked out and transported to Paris against his will. Alex was no ordinary individual. Boredom had plagued him throughout his life until he stumbled upon the thrill of pranking. From junior high onward, he reveled in mischief, earning warnings from every teacher about his potential for disaster. Yes, Alex considered himself a prankster, finding joy in the chaos he created. Suddenly, a notification interrupted his thoughts. [DING] [Please check status] The voice resonated in his mind, prompting him to focus on a square box that materialized before him. With a smile spreading across his face, Alex realized he had crossed over into a new realm, equipped with a "gold finger" to enhance his abilities. "Hell yeah..." he muttered, bidding farewell to his mundane existence. "It's good to get isekaied." With anticipation coursing through him, Alex eagerly opened his status screen. [DING] [Please check status] "Open Status," he commanded mentally. A screen materialized, presenting six square boxes with different colors and characters, each accompanied by a wealth of information. Excitement bubbled within him as he prepared to explore his new life. ••••☆☆☆☆•••• ☆[STATUS]☆ Name: Alex Ashborn Age: 22 ☆Core Attributes☆ [6-Active slots available] 1. [Handsome - Red] Thinking of all the tities and booties. Well bad luck you are only gonna get dicks. 2. [Poverty - White] Oh my god, you don't have any money in your bloody pockets! I don't think you are planning to be lazy? That would be overwhelming! And I will use my polished leather shoes to beat your ass. I swear I will! So get up and go to work you lazy ass. 3. [Endless Prank - Red] You are a fun loving person. Yes, that's right, otherwise, you would not be here. 4. [Traveler - Red] Yup you a tourist from a far away world. The good news is that your sorry ass have been sterilized so you won't be spreading any plagues any time soo. The bad news is that you don't seem to have any documents on you. So the authorities are looking for you. In short you are screwed. 5. [A Good Person - Red] Nah I don't think so. The title "Devil" will suit you better. 6. [Trouble Magnet - Red] Want a peaceful life, forget it. Even if you don't look for trouble, it will come knocking on the door. Ordinary people, would just say that they are unlucky, but since you are a prankster, it's hard for me to say that you won't enjoy it. ☆Passive Attributes☆ 1. [The Chosen One - Silver] (Passive Attribute doesn't take up any active slots.) I understand why you can grow up smoothly after doing so many fucked up things.But five red attributes at the beginning. Customer service? Customer service? Can I apply for a different host? I am afraid that I will be dead even befor the first half. ••••☆☆☆☆•••• "Fuck such attributes! I hit the jackpot," Alex muttered as he scanned through the entries. It seemed surreal to him that he had made it this far without possessing any noticeable skills. Most of the attributes were labeled red, indicating their rarity and high value. "System, what does 6 active slots mean?" Alex queried, but the system remained unresponsive. "Maybe I can only use six attributes at a time. Does that mean I could gain more attributes in the future?" Alex pondered aloud, receiving no response from the system. "Still silent, huh? Guess this is one of those pirated systems," Alex sighed, resigning himself to its lack of cooperation. [DING] [Draw for new Attributes is online] "F*cking hell! You scared me," Alex exclaimed, startled by the sudden notification. "What new attributes? Explain them to me, system!" Alex demanded, but once again, the system remained silent. "Yo, system!" Alex called out, yet received no reply. "Ah, whatever!" Alex muttered, deciding to proceed with the extraction of new attributes. "System, extract new Attributes," Alex commanded. As the command initiated, a simple page unfolded before him, presenting six boxes arranged neatly in a row. The characters in the boxes spun like a slot machine, and Alex couldn't contain his excitement as they gradually came to a stop. "Oh! I am so pumped up," Alex exclaimed eagerly, ready to discover his new attributes and embark on his next adventure. ••••☆☆☆☆•••• (DING) [New Attributes Available] 1. [Financial Assets - Blue] Yeah, you have money now. But beware of its source; it will come to bite you in your ass. 2. [Ruthless - Blue] You are cruel, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable! Yeah, basically, you are an asshole. 3. [Ace Agent - Purple] An agent that does not exist in any data. When the last person who knew of his existence died, the chains on the beast finally broke. Who will fall under its claws next? 4. [Agent Constitution - Purple] Your body has memorized all the skills of an Ace agent, who dwells in the deepest shadows and the scorching sunlight alike. 5. [No Peace - Blue] You will have no peace ever. This is the fate of all agents and spies, without exception. At least it seems to be the case in movies and novels. ••••☆☆☆☆•••• Alex raised his eyebrows slightly as he examined the newly extracted attributes. They seemed average compared to his own red-tier attributes. However, being an agent might offer better survival chances than his current situation. Plus, an agent's body alone would provide a certain degree of self-protection. [DING] [The extraction has finished. You can replace your six active Attributes at any time.] "Number of revisions..." Alex narrowed his eyes slightly. "Can I modify the attributes of other people as well?" The system remained silent, offering no answers as usual. Alex shrugged off the lack of response, deciding to explore further. After hesitating, Alex opted not to modify his attributes directly. With limited crystals available, he didn't want to waste the opportunity. Instead, he clicked on the [Task] section first. [DING] The information that popped up filled Alex's entire field of vision. ☆Missions☆ [Mission: Jason Bourne] [Mission: Ethan Hunt] [Mission: James Bond] [Mission: Brian Mills] [Mission: John Wick] [Mission: Wesley Gibson] [Mission: Tony Stark] [Mission: Bruce Banner] [Task: Locked] [Task: Locked] [Task: Locked] "Spy wars, secret agents, killers, and...Marvel?" Alex muttered, scanning through the tasks. He recognized the names as those of familiar main characters. The good news was that the initial missions involved normal people, albeit with exceptional skills. However, the appearance of Marvel characters like Tony Stark hinted at potential dangers. Alex's desire for chaos settled a bit, realizing the risks involved. While chaos was enjoyable, staying safe was paramount. "I can't let myself get on the radar of the Hydra," Alex mused. "But what needs to be done still has to be done." As he contemplated his next move, a voice in English caught his attention. "Hey bro, where are you from?" the man asked. Alex turned to see a man in a simple T-shirt and jeans smiling kindly. Six attributes appeared beside him, including [Green - Sinister] and [Green - Human Trafficker]. "It's really useful to see other people's attributes," Alex thought to himself, putting on a sunny, friendly smile. "India," Alex replied, his eyes reflecting innocence and restraint. "I come from India."

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