The brightness of the area around me hurts my damn eyes. It feels like staring into the fucking bright dimension. This is worse then discord light mode... ok who am I kidding this is slightly less bright but that's not much better!!! Where the fuck am I anyway?
| You child, are dead |
What in the fuck was that. Wait are you god!? Fuck I was betting you didn't exist. Uh I promise to repent?
| You are a bad liar, if I was the being you speak of I'd be disappointed with your behavior |
Ehh so were my parents so one more nagging voice won't be so bad. And wait a damn minute if you're not god with a capital G then who in the gad damn are you!?
| I, my misguided child am a being who originally took pity in the way you died |
Hey last I checked dying at 16 isn't thaaaaat baaaaaad. (Kinda) look in my defense I don't remember how I died, so what was so pitiful about it huh!?
| Besides the fact that you tripped on your way out of the bathroom, fell on you step sister, grab her chest, she then flipped you in a way you fell off the banister, and the plummet to the ground with what you children call a "chub". Oh nothing about your death was pitiful, if you want I can explain exactly how pitiful you have to be to end up on my radar and not that water goddess's, I could |
I think I get it (prick). Wait if I'm dead does that mean I get reincarnated!? Hell yeah! I'm gonna get cool powers!
| You are correct about one thing you are going to be reincarnated. And to help you I'll let you have one of three gifts |
Huh that seems kinda limited... ehh it's probably pretty good shit then right?
| ... |
Why did you just go silent on me? Hello? Mr disembodied voice? If you don't respond I'll recite the entirety of the communist manifesto!
| why do you know the entirety of the communist manifesto |
That was a bluff. But it tells me you can't read my mind. Heh get nye nyed.
| are you sure you died when you were 16... |
That's a lot of shit coming from a guy who probably doesn't have a dick.
| the longer I listen to you surface level thoughts the more I want to just hand you off to your actual afterlife |
Wait wait I'll behave I promise! What do I gotta do for you forgive me big guy c'mon.
| Just be quiet long enough for me to tell you the gifts you can receive please |
(Oh wow he actually sounds defeated) I will of great god with a uncapital G
| ... |
Well go on I'll stop thinking it it helps
| [just you wait you little shit I'll make your second life a hell for my own amusement] the first gift you can pick from is {eyes of another world} these eyes would allow you to something similar to stats in your "video games" |
Damn little g you sound hella old right now... oh right my b. What next a big sword or somethin?
| ... well yes actually... |
The fact that I was able to guess that is just sad...
| anyway there is the next gift is the sword of the sixth hero...|
(aww poor guy he actually sounds sad. I almost feel bad... good thing I take joy in beating little kids in online lego games or I actually might feed bad.)
| the 6th hero was the most clever and tricky of all the heroes that came before and after him |
Yeah sorry Chief but I'm more of a magic guy then sword guy
| Is that so? Then the next gift would be to your liking magic as soon as you are reincarnated. As for reference, magic is really hard to manifest. Out of ten-thousand people only one would be a mage of any kind |
Sheeeeeeesh you had me at magic I'll take it!
| oh? I should have told you I get to pick what magic you'd get |
I could feel the slimy grin as he said that
"Wait hold what did you sa"
| good luck out there kiddo and welcome to the word of Anastasia |