2 Ch. 2 - Life isn't easy

'This definitely isn't a dream, fuck!' Doflamingo thought to himself as, as soon as he woke up, he saw that he was inside a crib, with countless children making a noise just outside his crib.

"He looks so cute!" One of the child said, as she just tried poking his nose.

"Kids, be careful, he's just a baby." A mature voice told them, as Doflamingo opened his eyes just to see some kids looking down at him.

"What are y'all looking at?" Doflamingo got annoyed and snarled, however what came out was baby noises.

"Nngaaahh woohh!"

"Awwwww." The kids all said in unison, as they just saw something cute.

"I hate this." Doflamingo muttered, as he tried to remember what just happened before he got here.

First of all, it is because of the damned survey that he just answered. He had read many fanfics about it and he still fell for it. Lastly, if he knew that this is gonna happen, then he should have picked someone more stronger than Doflamingo, like Goku or Saitama or something.

'Well, like they said 'it's no use crying over spilled milk'.' Doflamingo shrugged as he tried to assess his situation.

'First of all, I should probably go into hiding. If the movies I watched are correct, then I'll probably be arrested by the government and be subjected to experimentation. Though, conquering the world doesn't sound too bad, that is, if this is just a normal world.' Doflamingo thought to himself, as he also knew about reincarnations through animes and fanfics.

'If this isn't a normal world, I just hoped it isn't a dangerous one.' Doflamingo prayed in his heart, as he was calling out all the gods he knew.

'I should probably figure out first, whether this world is normal or not. Though I hope I just went back in time, that'll be cool, as I could invest in Google or something, or maybe Bitcoin?' Doflamingo suddenly had an amazing idea as he now hoped that this would just be his previous world but way back in time.

"It's time for your milk!"

His trail of thoughts were broken when he heard the Matron speak, while unbuttoning her blouse.

He saw her take out her big guns, and held him close to it.

'Damn! This is the first time I'm about to suck someone's nipple aside from my mother.' Doflamingo licked his lips as he got ready to suck.

As soon as he got the nipple inside his mouth, he started sipping on it, as he waited for the milk to come out.

He wasn't left disappointed, when the awaited thick milk finally came out and painted his tongue white.

'Yummy, it tastes like almond milk.' Doflamingo kept on sucking on the nipple for 10 minutes before he was seperated from his lovely nipple.

'Noooo!!! I'm still thirsty, give it back!' Doflamingo tried to reach for the breasts with his baby hands, but it was too late as he was placed back on the crib.

"Oh my, you drank too much, look at your tummy."

As the Matron said that, Doffy was also curious so he tried to look at his tummy, but because he was still a baby, he can't move his delicate neck that much lest he kills himself.

'Oh right, that survey. I wonder if I could produce some strings now.' Doffy then tried to produce some strings but to no avail, nothing came out.

'Oh wait, Hold on... Here it is!!'

*Pfft*

'Yeahhhh, no. That's 100% fart.' Doffy grumbled as he wanted to control strings as soon as possible.

'I'm getting sleepy again, is this how newborn baby feels?' Doffy yawned slightly before closing his eyes.

***

5 years has passed since that day.

During those 5 years, I came realized that I'm abnormal compared to other kids my age.

First of all, I'm too tall to be a 5 years old, that they might mistake me to a 10 years old boy.

The only conclusion I came up is that because I synchronized with Doflamingo, it also means that I have the same body constitution as him, who lived in a world where you can rarely find a normal height among them.

Of course, the Matron was worried about this so she took me to a run-down clinic, where the doctor just said that my growth spurt took much more earlier than usual.

Because of that, instead of being scared of me, the kids in the orphanage even regarded me their older brother who they look up to.

Thanks to that, I didn't had a hard time in the orphanage and was already considering it as my home, where I truly belong.

Then there is also my ability of strings. I just discovered it last year and it is much more harder than I expected, I thought that it would only be natural to me like I just gained another limb, but instead, It's like solving a hard mathematical equation.

I need to focus very much in order to manipulate the strings I produce. By the way, producing strings doesn't seem to be a problem, except that it consumes stamina to produce at least a 10 inch long string.

The maximum length of the string I could reach before exhausting all my stamina is 15 meters long, which is quite good considering I have an abnormally huge stamina compared to kids my age.

The only problem now, is controlling them, like I said earlier, it's like solving a hard math question. I have to focus on it just so I could shape atleast a perfect square and other geometric shapes.

I could maintain it depending on the size, but for a normal size, I could maintain it for 10 minutes straight.

I also tried to see if I could activate my Haki, especially observation Haki, which is, if my guess is right, it is the easiest Haki to activate.

So, I instructed the kids in the orphanage to pick some small pebbles and throw them at me, blindfolded.

Unfortunately, I can't perceive anything or the pebbles they threw at me, so I ended up getting some bruises all over my body.

The kids who participated was scolded by the Matron, but as their kind older brother, I explained the the Matron that it was me who told them to throw stones at me, and as expected, the Matron, shifted her scolding from the kids to me.

Soon after that, I came to a realization that activating Haki isn't that easy, like the ones showed in some One Piece fanfics I read.

***

While walking back to the our room, where all kids my age slept, I walked across the Matron's office where I could hear some talking noises.

Being as curious as I am, I sticked my ear on the door, and soon the inaudible noises earlier became clear to me.

"Please, have mercy! We can't afford those protection fees this month, the kids won't have something to eat next month!"

I heard the Matron's voice, which seemed to be begging someone.

"Not my fault, if the Salvage Gang weren't around the area, I bet that this orphanage would be razed by other gangs, so be grateful to us and give us the protection fee, or else I'll let the other gangs know that this orphange isn't under our protection."

After the Matron's begging, I then heard another voice which I identified as a male, and he seemed to be threatening the Matron, which angers me greatly.

"Or maybe you could work on those brothel, but considering your age and appearance, I bet nobody would pay you, hahahaha!"

Another male voice sounded out, and this one directly insulted the Matron.

My anger increased more, as i heard the Matron being insulted, and it only increased more when I heard the Matron cry.

It's not like I'm an idiot for getting angry easily or something, but it is because the Matron is the first and the only one who showed me love and respect, unlike my siblings or parents who disregarded me like trash, the Matron is the complete opposite of them, a good, caring, and lovely lady, who taught me that the world isn't all dark and that there is still kindness.

However, what I didn't notice was the grin that was plastered on my face while veins were showing on my forehead.

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