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Master Of Erossu Book

COMPLETED NOVEL! Escaping his problems by reincarnating, the man who stood at the top now began his new life as Xia Feng! What was the main reason for his reincarnation? And what is this Erossu Book that holds thousands of beauties?! *It's a smut comedy novel, so a lot of smut elements have been used. Every character close to MC is more than 18 years old no matter what circumstances.* *InsanelyParanoid has only published this novel, Master Of Erossu Book, to webnovel.com! If you are reading on other sites, then you are reading stolen content!* *Every dual cultivation and any R-18 is done with a grown-up/mature/adult lady! Every female character involved in every 'sexual' content is mature(18+)!* *A lot of gore, brutal and weird R-18 related scenes! Novel is R-18 rated, so expect a lot of dirty and weird humor! MC also steps on both paths, good and evil. It means dual cultivation can be sometimes treated as 'punishment' for the enemies. It's not really that eerie, but be aware. It's rare though as author is kind man and writes such content when it is necessary!* *This is a work of fiction! Nothing is related to the reality! Any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! Even author's notes, thoughts and comments mustn't be taken seriously!* *This novel is rated 18+ (no one 17 and under allowed). It contains mature adult themes, coarse language, explicit sexual content, and graphic violence. Reader discretion is strongly advised. Please do NOT read if you are under 18 or if you feel uncomfortable with any of these elements.* *Master Of Erossu Book by InsanelyParanoid belongs to Webnovel(including their other sites) and is not affiliated with any other site. If you see it anywhere else, then it's pirated and probably changed too, so you won't get that perfect reading experience! Read only here and support an author!* *This story doesn't encourage anyone to commit or force other to commit any actions that happened here. This is a fantasy solely for entertainment purposes!* *Author is bad with numbers, so don't take those seriously.*

InsanelyParanoid · Eastern
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476 Chs

Shitty Destiny

Exactly as he thought, Xia Feng had to clean a lot, so the cleaning took most of his time in this room before his hunting with father. Those huntings are simple, using weapons made out of normal steel and wood.

That's something that people who can't cultivate do, but Xia Feng took huge liking into it as it was yet another time to spend with his father who was clearly happy as he had 'talent' in fighting with sword and bow.

Those small adventures were also the main reason they had something to eat!

After taking care of his white energy, Xia Feng made sure for tenth time already that the smell of it, is no longer lingering in the air, before leaving the room.

-

"Feng...'er..."

The first one to welcome him back was mother who quickly gave him bitter smile. Since Xia Feng cultivated his body only, his dantian was pretty much unchanged, so his mother immediately began believing that her son couldn't even enter first stage of Earth Realm!

It was first step for cultivators!

"It's fine, if you give it more time, you definitely will step into early stage of earth realm."

His mother reassured him by patting his shoulder, then before she herself could realize it, they both began huggin each other tightly! Mrs. Mother immersed herself in the pleasant smell coming from her son as her little nose was already buried in his hair...

"M-mother. It's fine, I understand..."

"Ah! Yes, I know that no matter what, my Feng'er will become great cultivator."

After awakening from her immersion by hearing Xia Feng's voice, Mrs. Mother quickly left, leaving behind yet another reassuring words. It was strange, as Xia Feng was sure he saw a deep blush on her face...

The sudden realization of something caused him to tremble in anger, his enraged voice reaching depths of his dantian.

"OLD MAN! You told me it's only control over seed, what the fuck was that?!"

"Hoho~~ Well, you actually have nice talent, so the effect became better after your first cultivation! Haha~~ Your body now exudes pleasant smell that can attract heroines even from upper realms! But don't get too ahead of yourself, it won't work on anyone other than your mother for now. She loves you so much after all~~"

"FUCK YOU!"

-

The duo of father and son were right now hiding beneath the bushes, waiting patiently for normal boar to get attracted by their trap. It was trap that aimed to attract its attention by using smell of pleasant food.

"Don't worry, Feng'er."

Mr. Father spoke about cultivation once again... It was truly big for Xia Feng to not achieve early stage of earth realm.

"The main purpose of cultivating is to reach immortality and powerful strength. In order to reach such heights, our dantians must become the most perfect worlds each realm has ever seen!"

Adding strong words, father had its own way of reassuring his son. The first stage is actually huge as it's foundation of already said 'world'.

"World... Then, father. Do you think that one day I will be able to hold people in my own world?"

"Hoh~~ Who knows? Maybe you will reach such stage, protecting those who are dear to you..."

"You already can."

Old man chimed in.

"Hold beauties in erossu book! Hahah~~"

'This damn old man!'

Xia Feng cursed the guardian of erossu book openly, then raised his bow, aiming straight at the boar who had fallen to the trap. Releasing the bowstring free, the arrow pierced cleanly, killing the poor boar in one shot.

"Perfect."

It's needed for cultivators to know basics when it comes to weapons and Xia Feng wasn't exception in his past life. He also had received one of inheritances that based on bow, so his knowledge went even futher regarding this mystery of archery.

Life of cultivators is also heavily based on one's lucky chance as one inheritance can give huge wings and open path even for cultivator that already had hit the wall in his cultivation.

His Erossu Book is one of those inheritances, but it belongs to the category which is clearly unpleasant as it forcefully put him into dangerous path as he literally had ticking bomb inside his dantian!

"It's been a while, brother."

""!!""

The sudden voice startled the duo as they turned to the fallen boar. Besides their prey, the man who had similar looks to his father was squating besides the boar, checking its wounds...

"How clean, as expected from your son I guess."

"How did you find me?"

"Rather than thinking about 'how', shouldn't you be thinking about what are you going to say to father after we bring you back home?"

The man sneered, then a lot of people came out surrouding the Xia duo!

Xia Feng narrowed his eyes, as he checked those people. They were Nature Realm cultivators, the stage after Earth Realm! If that was his past life, then Xia Feng could kill them all with his fart alone, but now!

Those two beginner stages were already problematic!

'It's really lower realm as Nature Realm cultivators can act like big shots.'

"Feng'er, I will keep them here, you go and take your mother away... and take care of her..."

"Father..."

"Go!"

Mr. Father waved his hand and the earth moved! Xia Feng looked below to the source of earthquake, only to see a huge tunnel descending below. His father was utilizing his Qi to both hold their enemies and create a passage for his son to survive!

'Father should be close to life creation realm... So they can not afford to kill him and he knows this well. But if he survives, then they will seal his consciousness and use him as tool... Tsk.'

"Feng'er, I will definitely die, so don't come back here no matter what. Live to the fullest!"

"Yes... Thank you for all those years, father... I will live to the fullest!"

"Leave!"

After last look at his stern looking father, Xia Feng jumped into the tunnel leaving drops of tears that he himself wasn't aware of! During those 18 years, he had gotten a lot of love from his parents unlike in past life, so him being forced to run hurt him deeply!

'Just after I decided to cultivate... Shitty destiny!'

Daaamn~~

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