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Master Of Erossu Book

COMPLETED NOVEL! Escaping his problems by reincarnating, the man who stood at the top now began his new life as Xia Feng! What was the main reason for his reincarnation? And what is this Erossu Book that holds thousands of beauties?! *It's a smut comedy novel, so a lot of smut elements have been used. Every character close to MC is more than 18 years old no matter what circumstances.* *InsanelyParanoid has only published this novel, Master Of Erossu Book, to webnovel.com! If you are reading on other sites, then you are reading stolen content!* *Every dual cultivation and any R-18 is done with a grown-up/mature/adult lady! Every female character involved in every 'sexual' content is mature(18+)!* *A lot of gore, brutal and weird R-18 related scenes! Novel is R-18 rated, so expect a lot of dirty and weird humor! MC also steps on both paths, good and evil. It means dual cultivation can be sometimes treated as 'punishment' for the enemies. It's not really that eerie, but be aware. It's rare though as author is kind man and writes such content when it is necessary!* *This is a work of fiction! Nothing is related to the reality! Any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! Even author's notes, thoughts and comments mustn't be taken seriously!* *This novel is rated 18+ (no one 17 and under allowed). It contains mature adult themes, coarse language, explicit sexual content, and graphic violence. Reader discretion is strongly advised. Please do NOT read if you are under 18 or if you feel uncomfortable with any of these elements.* *Master Of Erossu Book by InsanelyParanoid belongs to Webnovel(including their other sites) and is not affiliated with any other site. If you see it anywhere else, then it's pirated and probably changed too, so you won't get that perfect reading experience! Read only here and support an author!* *This story doesn't encourage anyone to commit or force other to commit any actions that happened here. This is a fantasy solely for entertainment purposes!* *Author is bad with numbers, so don't take those seriously.*

InsanelyParanoid · Eastern
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476 Chs

Nice flowers

Xia Feng had done quite scary spectatle... The sight of human cultivators with something protruding from their bottoms filled everyone with dread! Of course, the biggest victim was the first man who began this chain of insults.

He had whole body exploded with blood coming from all angles... Heavens... This man had taken full bomb of erossu qi! Some good people already had passed healing pills for him! Otherwise, he would be dead for sure!

Anyway, Xia Feng was fine with it... The Earth Sect cultivators can all go fuck themselves! Of course, as many had guessed, Xia Feng had bought another bike, leaving the city while basking in their gazes filled with admiration and fear.

"Let's rest somewhere..."

MEOW! (Translation: Okay!)

Poor man just wanted to find a quiet place without any people... On his bike, Xia Feng found a small hill with scattered flowers around! It was very beautiful place with scent that just put him into ease! As the slight breeze passed through his hair, Xia Feng felt grateful that he had found this hill!

'It was worth pedaling here for two hours.'

Seriously?!

Who would've thought that Xia Feng has such stamina! As he has found a good place, it was fine to rest... Laying on the lawn, Xia Feng quickly went asleep basking in the gentle sunshine...

White cat was already sleeping atop his stomach!

The duo went quickly asleep and half a day just passed like that... During nice sleep, Xia Feng opened his eyes as he felt presence nearby!

'Such place can't be not inhabited.'

He couldn't help, but get disappointed... Because after such rough day, he felt like sleeping outside! Xia Feng raised his body as the pillow already went back to his storage ring, only to find out a lady looking at him.

She was wearing simple clothes with long skirt covering her whole legs and checked t-shirt which both were quite dirtied. It seemed that the lady was replanting some flowers, or at least taking care of them.

Her black hair was tied with hairclip, so all up was nice! However, she was lightly sweating so Xia Feng knew she has been taking care of those flowers for a long time. This whole hill was quite wide, so Xia Feng who should apologize for interrupting and trespassing her territory... complimented her?!

"Good job, Miss. It's really nice here."

"Since when men take interest in flowers?"

"If flowers can make me feel good and soothe my exhaustion, then even the most dense battle maniac would approve and comment on them."

Letting out slight chuckle, Xia Feng leaned down once again. The Earth Hand Sect isn't going to run away and he just fucked up some of their cultivators, so the rest is obligatory!

And seeing him just leaning down as if it was his own place and she was mere flowerist, the lady put her hands on her hips and demanded!

"Brat! You have had your rest, so come and help me as a price."

"Miss... It's impossible, I don't know anything about flowers."

"You will dig holes."

"..."

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It's not like digging holes is exhausting, so Xia Feng kept his rest as he helped older lady to take care of her garden. Being so close to her, Xia Feng could probe into her qi and found out her age and cultivation.

Qi doesn't lie! The lady was at least older than 120 years old and it seemed like she hit the wall in her cultivation just before Life Creation Realm. At Life Creation Realm, humans can live even till 500 years old, so the lady had more or less 80 years left.

"Alright. Thanks for help, young man."

"It's should be me thanking you, miss."

The punishment was rather light and considering her cultivation, the miss could go and unleash her power at him! Any cultivator treasures home as it's also their cultivation place... Futhermore, some of those flowers had special qi, so Xia Feng knew that this fresh fragnance was mostly coming from them.

Maybe it was the reason for his Erossu Fragnance not working? Feeling rather pleasant with such garden, Xia Feng asked for one flower.

"Oh, is that perhaps for your girlfriend?"

"For my girlfriends, Miss..."

"You men truly are greedy."

"It's not me who is greedy, but destiny itself. With the shackles of destiny, I, at least can try to make a good home for myself and my destined ones."

"..."

What is this brat talking about? But it seemed kinda cool, so the lady laughed out and brought one flower. It was small and red with yellow tips, but it was looking nice and more importantly, its fragnance was pleasant.

"Take care of it and one day you will have more with different colored tips."

"I will, miss. Thank you."

Maybe with this flower, Xia Feng will be able to make some perfumes together with Mu Yi as she had proposed in the past. The thought of being able to sit in and enjoy the carriages without any problems made Xia Feng to inwardly roar with happiness.

Soon, the duo plus cat began moving towards the road leading out of the hill, but this is where destiny strikes.

It began with one drop of water, then after one minute, the huge rain began descending as if the duo was too dirty from all their work! With such huge rain, the miss quickly took Xia Feng's hand and led him to her house without questioning him...

"It's fine. I have a lot of free rooms as I live alone. Let me guest you."

"Then, thank you."

And this is where destiny smiles. The fragnance has been washed with water, futhermore the house of the lady had a little of special flowers as such flowers need special soil and a lot of sunshine! Xia Feng completely forgot about that as lady's hard working soft hand... kinda felt nice.

Was it destiny ploy as well?! How could it send such nice and hard working lady here?!