411 Chapter 410: Fish won the fight (Edited)

"No... I'm not sure about that..."

Hermione replied in a gnatty voice, and at the same time, her pretty face was flushed to the base of her neck, and she even felt like her mind had become a little fuzzy from the overheating in her head.

"So, why are you stopping Fish? We can watch it together."

?(●?ω?●)?

The cat frowned, slightly annoyed that Hermione had stopped him, and then made a move to turn the TV back on.

"Watch it... Watch it together?"

Hermione, surprised by Fish's suggestion and action, waved her hand, stopping him once more, "No, no, no! It's not something we can watch at our age, we need to be older!"

"Why do you have to be older to see it again?"

(〃`3′〃)

Fish clasped his hands together and pouted, "Humans are really troublesome!"

But despite his complaints, the cat never tried to turn on the TV again.

Because of the drunken incident at the Leaky Cauldron, Fish was a bit wary of doing things he could only do when he was older.

It's just.

"But Fish still wants to watch TV nya..."

(??ω??)

Even though he didn't turn on the TV, Fish's eyes were still looking in the direction of the TV.

"Ahem..." Hermione cleared her throat and said, "You can watch TV if you want, but not the adult shows." He made a casual glance and said casually, "How about I watch it with you? Well, whenever there's something on the TV that we can't watch, I'll change the channel right away."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Fish nodded his head quickly and said, "I'd appreciate it, Hermione."

"Well, no problem, you're a guest in our house now..."

Hermione gave a reserved smile and explained slyly, before walking over to the television and changing the channel at the first opportunity, temporarily tuning it to a commercial.

Then she returned to the couch and sat near Fish, changing channels with the remote control as she asked, "What would Fish like to watch? Quiz show? Or late night drama? Or maybe a soccer game?"

"Are there really no more cartoons nya?"

(●?ω?●)

Fish still asked a little reluctantly.

"There really isn't, as you can see for yourself."

Hermione shrugged helplessly, she had just checked all the channels again and apart from two animated commercials, they were all live action shows.

Fish pursed his lips helplessly and then chose Midnight Theatre.

Quiz was the first thing to rule out, as long as it had anything to do with words, Fish didn't like it. Fish had heard Dean talk about Football in the dorm before, and had just watched it and found it even more boring than Quidditch....

Quidditch at least had a broom to fly and several balls, whereas Football was a bunch of people running around on the ground and a single ball, which didn't interest Fish at all.

In fact, the cat wanted to watch the human "wrestling" show, but Hermione wouldn't let him.

So in the end he had to choose the Midnight Theater.

The show playing at the Midnight Theatre was Antony and Cleopatra, an eponymous drama adapted from a play written by Shakespeare.

Of course, Fish didn't know who Shakespeare was and had only half started watching the play and had no idea of the plot. Fortunately, Hermione, who loves to read, explained the general content of the play to him.

So Fish, who is still addicted to television, can still watch it with great interest.

"They didn't take their clothes off for this kiss nya."

(?ΦωΦ?)?

Fish pointed to Antony and Cleopatra who were kissing together on TV and said to Hermione on the side.

"Well, ah, yeah...they're probably...not planning on having a baby yet..." explained Hermione stuttering.

"Their mouths are getting together nya!"

∑(?⊙Д⊙?)

Fish looked surprised, "Why are they putting their mouths together like that? Fish remembers seeing Percy and Penelope before they did this too... Hermione?"

(??ω??)

Fish turned his head towards Hermione, hoping she could clear up his confusion.

"Uh... they're kissing, it's the most intimate form of kissing," Hermione explained patiently to Fish, "It can only be done between boyfriend and girlfriend or husband and wife."

"So kissing is so problematic nya?" The enlightened kitten cocked his head, "Fish thought kissing was like rubbing and licking fur."

On the TV, Antony and Cleopatra separated for a short time and soon kissed again.

"Is it a good kiss? They seem to be enjoying it."

"I think so..."

Hermione replied hesitantly, her eyes unconsciously glancing at Fish's mouth.

And the cat caught her gaze very sharply.

"Hermione wants to kiss Fish on the mouth nya?"

?●ω●?

The cat moved closer to the girl, their faces almost touching.

Looking into Fish's eyes, which reflected green light in the gloom, Hermione felt not frightened, but slightly delighted, and then, by some strange coincidence, she nodded her head slightly.

"So, Hermione wants to be Fish nya's girlfriend?"

(??ω??)

Fish bowed his head.

This sentence made the girl who was in a daze suddenly wake up, and before the shy Hermione could explain, she heard Fish say again, "Okay, as of today, Hermione is Fish nya's girlfriend."

"Ah..."

This sudden surprise left Hermione speechless for a moment, she opened her mouth slightly and stared at the cat in front of her.

Seeing that Hermione didn't respond, Fish just looked at her open mouth, tilted his head and thought for a moment, and felt that the other party probably wanted to kiss him, so he took the initiative to move his head, mimicking the look on TV and puckered his mouth against Hermione's, just like on TV.

"Chuuu."

(?Φ3Φ?)

"Ugh!!!"

Hermione, who was suddenly attacked, froze even more.

And Fish, who had put his mouth on her, was a bit confused...

Apparently kissing the mouth isn't particularly comfortable?

(??3??)

The cat kept kissing Hermione, as he watched TV, trying to learn more about the people on TV....

Then Fish noticed that the two people on TV, Antony and Cleopatra, not only put their mouths together, but also hugged each other, and their heads were not as still as he and Hermione were.

(つΦ3Φ)つ

So, without hesitation, Fish reached out his hand without hesitation, embraced the lazy Hermione in his arms and began to shake his head like Antony.

Hermione came to her senses at last and, of course, could not push Fish away, but reached out and put her arms around the cat as well, and then gently nibbled Fish's lips.

Fish, who had only been pressing his mouth against Hermione's, realized that she had suddenly started biting his mouth and immediately nibbled back, and then he felt Hermione stick her tongue in his mouth, and he did the same with hers....

The cat finally found the pleasure of kissing.

After a fierce battle, Hermione, breathless from the kiss, pushed Fish away, and though they were separated, the young woman continued to look at the cat fondly.

And the cat...

"Nyajajajajaja, it was Fish who won nya!"

?(?≧?≦?)?

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