1 I'M NOT THE BRUCE BANNER

04 April 2012 

Anaconda Clinic, New Mumbai, India. 

Moonlight drifted through the window, bathing the consultation room in a serene, ethereal glow.

Upon closer inspection, one could see a strange patient, who looked pitiful and tormented as he cried continuously.

But meh...let's just set him aside for now.

Because, across from him sat the doctor, whose presence seemed otherworldly. His gorgeous green eyes and dark, flowing hair added to his captivating appearance.

His dreamlike beauty was  as if he had been sculpted from the soft beams of the moon itself. His calm demeanor created an atmosphere of ease, inviting open and honest conversation with the anxious man before him.

"So your wife cut off your private part because she found you with another woman," the doctor said, his expression serious but compassionate.

The Indian man cried, his voice shaky and desperate.

"What should I do, sir? I don't even have kids. Is reconstruction possible or not?"

"Everything is possible," the doctor replied, his gaze steady. "But, of course, there is a price."

The Indian man knew the doctor's reputation well. Dr. Bruce Banner was the best doctor in all of Mumbai when it came to treating sexual health issues. Although there were others too, none could match this young man's expertise.

"I'll do anything. I'll sell my property, I'll sell my kidneys, hell, I'll even sell my wife if it takes that, no, she is a monster... I'll just sell everything I have—just make me a man again... wooo.. wooo," The Indian man said decisively, his eyes brimming with hope and determination.

"Alright, we'll take care of you, Mr. Rajveer,"  Dr. Banner said, offering a reassuring nod. Then he looked to his nurse and said, "Tend to his wounds."

The nurse immediately stepped forward to assist the patient as the doctor prepared for the next phase of Rajveer's treatment.

After giving the nurse some advice, Bruce headed out of the hospital. He slipped into his classic Mustang, ready to take on the ever-bustling streets of Mumbai.

As he drove, he saw the city buzzing with life, its towering buildings and diverse crowds setting a lively scene. While the nearby ocean added a calming touch, its gentle waves a perfect counterpoint to the city's energy.

He watched the world outside from the car's window, taking in the moment with a reflective sigh. It had been nearly three years since he arrived in this new world, hoping for a new and better life.

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Yes, this world is similar to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and he is Bruce Banner but different one.

"It's 2012, and the Avengers' plot is already in motion, so my Natasha must be rushing over to drown me in her kisses. I should prepare myself! maybe I need to rehearse.... hehe..eehe"

In a previous life, he was the caretaker of a zoo named Wokeside, and he was known worldwide as Dr. William Anaconda for his deep love of wild animals. He pursued this path to showcase his high-minded enlightenment, becoming an internet sensation overnight.

But one day, while feeding a baby bear, he caught the eye of the nearby mama bear, who couldn't contain her emotions. The mama bear rushed over and embraced him with too much affection. Her grateful hug was so overwhelming that William died from an overdose of bear love!

The next second, when he opened his eyes, he found himself inside the body of Dr. Bruce Banner, completely replacing Banner's soul. This shift also meant the death of Banner's other personality, the Hulk, making him the great Anaconda, sole owner of this new flesh.

But the death of the original Bruce Banner didn't make much difference, as his power still remained and was now even better than before. He no longer needed anger to transform; he could switch to Hulk form at will.

He then realized he was in India, specifically Mumbai. The original Bruce had wanted to leave for Kolkata, but he remembered the 2008 terrorist attack on the country. He could have left, but seeing the smiling faces and the cheerful crowd at the hotel Taj palace, he chose to stay.

A few days later, he made headlines by saving Mumbai from an attack. Although people feared his colossal form, most supported him, and he became the first superhero in India. That was also the last time he helped, as he knew average crimes could be easily handled by the police and he wasn't truly local.

Considering Kolkata's reputation as a scamming hub, he decided it was better to stay in Mumbai. He contemplated starting his own hospital or business, as he wasn't as charitably inclined as the original owner.

With his own knowledge and Dr. Banner's PhD expertise, he opened his first hospital in India and named it Anaconda in memory of his previous self. Though his business was blooming brilliantly, it wasn't enough to satisfy his greed. So, he created true enlargement pills that could increase the size of a man's cock and planned to sell them for high profit.

For the name, he decisively chose "Mount Tai" because the name was taboo and hard for people to ignore. Some time passed by and naturally Dr. Banner became the messiah of men who were seeking enhancement, earning him a unique reputation among suffering people.

Over the last three years, he had trained vigorously, understanding that the Marvel world was perilous and teeming with threats at every turn. One day, while training, he unlocked a new power, one that wasn't a typical mutation like the gamma experiment.

Instead, it was a power on a whole new level. He discovered he could fly, similar to heroes like Superman and Homelander, though at a velocity comparable to a third-generation fighter jet.

His healing factor also improved drastically, becoming three thousand times stronger. This enhancement allowed him to reshape his body at will, a power stemming from his ability to manipulate materialistic things, such as deconstructing and recreating an iPhone.

Using this newfound ability, he nearly destroyed his body and reconstructed himself with a perfect physique. From that day forward, he became known as one of the most handsome men worldwide, a striking transformation that turned heads everywhere he went.

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One hour later....

Dr. Banner steered his classic Mustang down the quiet, tree-lined street toward his luxurious villa. It was a welcome sight after the hustle and bustle of the city. As he pulled into the driveway, he was greeted by the crisp salute of his villa's guard, Ramesh.

"Good evening, Dr. Banner. Welcome home," Ramesh said, nodding respectfully.

"Thanks, Ramesh. All quiet tonight?" Banner replied, returning the gesture with a small nod.

"Yes, sir. Everything's been peaceful," Ramesh confirmed.

Banner handed over the keys to the guard, who would park the car for him. Just as he was about to ascend the steps to his villa, a soft, feminine voice drifted through the air.

"Hello, Dr. Banner. Would you be willing to spare five minutes for me?"

Banner turned abruptly, surprised by the unexpected intrusion. His mind raced, wondering how someone could have breached his villa's security.

His gaze soon settled on the source of the voice: a woman standing just a few feet away.

The sight of her was striking. Her sharp nose and captivating blue eyes immediately drew his attention. The way her red hair cascaded down her back like a waterfall was mesmerizing, framing a beautiful face that seemed both delicate and fierce.

In short, she was a total hottie, a perfect 10 out of 10.

Happily, Banner thought to himself,

"Damn, finally it's my time."