First 14 years

Thank the elder Gods and the ones that have been forgotten that i did not remember my birth.

I did however remember meeting a 20 meter tall eldrich abomination that spoke to me in the most bizarre anime girl voice ever.

She told me that I was going to a universe and that I was also followed by a few other people. from my dimension.

FUCK. not only I get Alien Space Bat ROB'bed I also got to share a universe? I thought they were infinite. WTF you all Rationing around here? common hook me up.

but no. I had to be placed in this new universe with a few fools also. I bet some of them are psycho wannabes. well no biggie. avoid people and isolate yourself and you'll be fine.

that was the plan until I found out I was called FUCKING HARRY OSBORN.

I'm in the Marvel/spider verse and I'm fucking pissed.

My mom. at least the woman that gave birth to me in this dimension seems to have a terminal illness and is about to croak.

fucking great.

"moma" I keep shouting with my little baby lungs over and over until the wet nurse brings me to her and places me in her hands. "moma" a William Defoe impersonator comes in and looks at us.

"Norman. he said Moma!" then she starts to cough but her smile never leaves her face. I keep on repeating it. then look at Norman. and Say "pa. Pa!" the man breaks down there immediately. having the Green Goblin bellowing his eyes out in front of me was kinda surreal.

"take care of him when I'm gone. and find someone to love" she says as she keeps stroking my hair.

after a few minutes, she goes limp and the machine monitoring her heartbeat goes flat line. Norman shouts some shit and takes me from her limp arms. I feel his tears falling down on me. I just keep on screaming "moma" over and over again until I'm too tired to keep it up and fall asleep.

will it work? to prevent Norman from hating me? probably not. will I be able to bring her back? Hella. Lady Death. Mephistopheles. others also can bring the dead back to life.

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Time skip no jutsu 6 years

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I have spent the last 3 years out of the 6 studying engineering and physics, right now I was tacking thermodynamics. Harry was not a moron.

In fact with Norman and his Mother who was a renowned Biochemists. he had the DNA to become a true genius. problem was that his father kept bringing him down and giving him an inferiority complex. also, I think our IQ merged when I took over the body. not that it matters. I will never be as smart as Reed Richards "the dumbest man alive"

Our Butler is more of a Father figure than Norman to be honest. made me promise that I spent at least one day of the week playing instead of studying. in exchange he would arrange to have the best tutors there are available.

Thank you, Bernard. you might be strict sometimes. but still, it's a well-spent day. I get to go to Stark Expo and trash talk Tony in front of my father's face and leave him speechless without the typical Tony comeback. I think that was the only genuine moment Norman smiled for something that I did. He keeps blaming me for killing Mom. when it was his fault in the first place. I was not the one to stick my dick in her. but yea that. just semantics for him.

Bernard had driven me to a local park full of todlers playing around. i hated this part but i had to pretend. otherwise, no teachers, and I had to get ahead of the curve here. Thanos. Galactus, Knull. Hell. even Magneto was a global threat. Yea. Mutants are a thing. so is the Baxter foundation.

approaching a bench I just sat down and sighed. I don't know how tony stark was able to make an Arc reactor in a cave WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!!! but I give it to the guy. he is a genius. while in brooding land doing some mental math trying to figure out the whole Arc reactor tech someone sat next to me.

Skinny brown haired kid. some spectacles that looked as thick as glass bottoms. he was small AF. and he was so immersed in his notebook that he did not even acknowledge me.

I just inched towards him and looked at what he was doing.

Chemistry. in fact it was chemistry formulas. and I knew what he was trying to recreate.

See? the moment you realize you are in either the marvel or spider verse and you are a genius you try to make Spider fluid. and so I did.

"Windex instead of Ammonia." I just say. the boy keeps writing for a second before he looks up like a deer in headlights having an "eureka moment"

"how?" he whispers. his hands trembling.

"im kind of a genius myself," I say with a smile. "Harry Osborn. millionare, Genius, philanthropist." I say while offering my hand for a shake as I already figured out this was Peter Parker. it was simple math 2 plus 2 equals 4. and having a skinny kid that looks like Andrew Garfield trying to crack the Spider Web Fluid formula in front of you? not a hard guess.

"i have to go" Peter said as he was almost having a panic attack and ran away towards a Youn AF aunt May. she was probably in her early to mid Teens. damm she was pretty. aesthetically speaking. i still lacked the testosterone to get horny. soon. but not yet. not yet.

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Time skip 7 years

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I have yet to meet another main cast member but today I was transferring to Midtown high. Personally, I wanted to avoid the whole HS drama and Bullshit. problem was that if I did graduate early Bernard would cut my tutors. who as of now since I knew most of the sciences were more of an army of vets that taught me martial arts. from green berets, navy seals. to fucking Shan Shi as a private instructor from china town.

it might be surprising but I learned that Bernard before losing his leg was British Special forces. fucker packed a mean punch.

Taking my shirt off I looked at myself in the mirror. Bruce lee Physique. I was shredded. After putting on a monochromatic blue skin-tight Tshirt, and some skinny black jeans I left for the Bently where Bernard was waiting.

"Ready?" asked Bernard with his English accent.

"I was born ready. fire up" I say as he starts the car and drives me to school. whatever the fuck happens it will be soon. after hacking into Oscorp (using my father's username and my birthday as a password I found out that they had just got 15 new radioactive spiders born. so either the field trip will be this year or next. does not matter, I had already a few projects in the works. projects that even if I could not get spider powers I could still kick names and take ass.