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Chapter 1 The Psychologist At Arkham Asylum!

In the dimly lit room of Arkham Asylum, the new psychiatrist, Su Ke, introduced himself to the patient before him.

"I come from a nasty place where there is almost nothing, no food, no water, no wine, and no women!"

"Definitely, that's not the worst; the worst thing is, I have seven brothers and sisters, and we're all stuck somewhere together!"

"I've never liked them very much, and sometimes I even wanted to kill them, but...it's hard!"

"I was stuck in that place for many, many years until recently, and to be honest, I love this place."

"By the way, my name is Su Ke; you can definitely call me Dr. Su because from now on, I will be the psychiatrist here!"

"Today is my first day at work; please take care of me!"

Su Ke said, smiling and reaching out to the patient in front of him.

The patient didn't reach out because at the moment, the patient was tied to the chair opposite him, unable to move his entire body.

And the reason for this is that this guy stabbed his psychiatrist to death with a pen just yesterday!

So for the safety of the new psychiatrist, the prison guards tied him to a chair.

"Oh! I almost forgot to mention that this patient is none other than the famous villain in the DC Universe: Joker."

A crazy and charismatic scumbag!

"Sorry, forgot; you can't shake hands."

Su Ke said with a smile and then put his hand down.

Joker stared at the strange man in front of him, not angry, but looked around with interest because the introduction just now was really interesting. Then, he finally spoke.

"Listen to you, you seem to come from hell?"

Joker asked.

"You guessed right!"

Su Ke nodded.

"Then how did you get out?"

Joker asked with a smile.

"How should I say it? It should be a jailbreak."

Su Ke touched his chin and said.

"Then do you still want to go back? After all, from what you just said, you seem to hate your brothers and sisters very much. If I were you, I would definitely go back and kill them."

Joker grinned.

"To be honest, I did consider this issue before, but that place is a bit special, and I might not be able to get out if I go back, so I don't think about going back for the time being."

"And my brothers and sisters are hard to kill; you don't understand!"

Su Ke shook his head.

"Hard to kill? There is nothing hard to kill for me! As long as they are human, I can kill them."

An exaggerated smile appeared on the corner of Joker's mouth.

"And what if they're not human?"

Su Ke laughed.

When Joker heard the phone call, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes because his intuition told him that the man in front of him didn't seem to be lying! But how is this possible? If his brothers and sisters are not human, isn't he also human?

Really interesting...

"Mr. Su, do you know the purpose of your visit this time?"

Joker continued to ask.

"Definitely!"

Su Ke nodded.

"It's because you killed the former psychiatrist with a pen yesterday, but to be honest, I think you are normal."

Um?

Hearing this, Joker regained his spirits instantly. You must know that this is the first time someone said that he is normal.

But in the next second, he heard Su Ke continue:

"Don't get me wrong, I'm just talking about your thinking because your original plan is that after you kill the psychiatrist, Batman will come to see you, which is theoretically correct!"

"But unfortunately, it was me who came!"

Joker fell silent when he heard this because what Su Ke said is right, he did plan like this before... I just don't know why the man in front of me knows his plan!

Before he could ask, Su Ke suddenly spoke again.

"You suffer from a series of mental illnesses such as schizophrenia, split personality, ugly movement disorder, and borderline personality disorder!"

"The probability of these diseases appearing in one person at the same time is very low; it is no different from winning the first prize!"

"According to the rules, I have to prescribe you some medicine!"

As Su Ke said, he picked up a pen and wrote down the names of some medicines on the paper, which were nothing more than medicines for treating mental illness.

After finishing writing, Su Ke casually put the pen on the table in front of her.

Joker stared at the pen on the table, and a hint of madness flashed in his eyes for an instant.

But before he could take any action, Su Ke's voice sounded again.

"I advise you not to do that because I really like this job, so so far, I don't want to kill you!"

"Wow!"

Joker grinned again when he heard this.

In the next second, his two hands were placed directly on the table.

"When did you know I was free?"

Joker asked.

"It's not important. What's important is that I'm not your enemy. On the contrary, I think we might become friends!"

Su Ke smiled.

Friend?

When Joker heard this, it was as if he had heard something funny.

"My last friend was pushed down from a 50-story building by me, my last friend was stabbed to death by a knife, and my last friend was hit by a truck to death!"

"So now, do you think you'll still be my friend?"

Joker asked with a smirk.

"Definitely!"

Su Ke said indifferently: "Believe me, I will not die."

"You are so interesting..."

As soon as the words came out, Joker grabbed the pen on the table violently, and then stabbed at Su Ke's eyes.

Although Su Ke sensed Joker's actions instantly, he didn't move at all, not even blinking his eyes.

And the pen finally stopped less than one centimeter away from his eyes.

"You're right; we can indeed be friends because you're as crazy as I am!"

Joker smiled.

Then put the pen on the table.

"It's a good thing you didn't think about doing it just now; otherwise, I might have really killed you by now, and I might lose this job."

Su Ke said indifferently while putting the pen into his pocket.

In the eyes of others, this may be a ridiculous statement, but Joker knows that Su Ke is not lying.

If he had really done something just now, Su Ke might have killed himself in an instant...

It's a really weird feeling.

He didn't even know why he had such thoughts...

Immediately afterward, Joker's actions caught the attention of the prison guards.

In the next second, the door was pushed open.

Then seven or eight heavily armed prison guards rushed in and pressed Joker on the table in front of him!

But Joker didn't care at all, just looked at Su Ke and asked, "So, shall we meet again?"

"Definitely, after all, from today onwards, I will be the psychiatrist here!"

Su Ke said with a smile, then strode out.

At this moment, the Joker behind him let out a very weird laugh.

As if celebrating the addition of a lunatic like him in this world.

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