Chapter 1.meet a god

As I'm walking on the sidewalk, I hear a loud bang, and everything goes dark.

Oh~, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Alex, 18 years old, half Filipino and half Filipino, so in short, I'm pure Filipino. So here I am looking into a gigantic light bulb.

ALEX POV

"Are you done with your monologue? "He or she said

"Yes, I guess? "I said. 

"Hi young man, so to keep it short, you die my mistake, as like other fanfic here, I am giving you five wishes, and I'm not a light bulb, btw, I'm an ROB, or random omnipotent being, so what is your wish? My patience is small," he said. 

"Wow, that's quite a long speech," I said with a speechless expression.

"So what are your wishes? ", he said in a bored expression.

"Let me think for a while," I said while thinking.

~Few moments later~

"Is there a limitation to my wishes? "I said with a concerned look.

"As long as you don't have the 3 O's or are stronger than me," he said.

"My first wish is a status board where all functions are appraisal, powers."( author note: I don't like putting hp and mana bar because I know that my protagonist will never die and stats because it is so hassle.)

"Hohoho, that is quite a unique wish that someone will think is a system or something like a gamer system, so next wish," he said, laughing like Santa. 

"The second wish is anodite physiology, but some changes: I like to be a male anodite, and instead of absorbing life force, I want to absorb any kind of energy to improve my mana. The third wish is a cosmic otherness for being a perfect singularity, ultimate freedom, and having a fathomless mind for mind reading (author note: search it in fandom!!). My fourth wish is supernatural beauty and a perfect body for containing my powers( author note: this is 1 wish because beauty is still connected to the body). My fifth wish is to please give my family a good life." 

"For the anodite, it's okay, and for the 3 I will be sealed some because some of it is overpowered, like meta time and space manipulation, but eventually you will unlock it. As for the 4, okay, soon I will erase the loophole. As for the 5, okay, I gave another wish for 5 because it's not a wish; I consider it a request, so go wish," he said in an amusing expression.

"So the real fifth wish is that I still want to remember my past life and protect it even if someone can break through my fathomless mind. I don't want to have another Deadpool to hunt me down. Last request: can you just transfer me there to where you send me? I don't want to take over someone's body, have a deep relationship, or be attached to family," I said with determination (author note: sometimes family is a weakness)

"Okay, that's it, so I have a spin wheel here," he said, with a sudden pop-up  spin wheeler out of nowhere.

I came near the spin wheel and spun it obviously. There is so much fiction in Marvel comics, DC, Ben 10 Omniverse, and Power Puff Girls; some of them are DC x Marvel, Naruto x One Piece, and it landed in MCU x X-Men movies. 

"Well, that's unexpected," I said in a pale face (author note: who expected it? hahahaha). 

"Hohoho, I guess that's it, goodbye! "He said with a wave of hand.

"Wait," suddenly I disappear.

ROB POV

"Thank God he disappeared. I thought we would take a long time to take his wish. By the way, are my roles here done? THE AUTHOR? "Rob said with a cautious expression.

"SHUT UP, GO AWAY." 

"HUHUHUHU"ROB CRIED

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