5 You're So Scary (2)

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

The second sentence was, "You're so scary!" he said with a shocked expression after a gasp of cold air.

"Idiot!" Xu Yun'er said disdainfully, "I've asked your form teacher. Your vitality value is 1. Now I know why it's 1."

Xu Yun'er pointed at the ground full of tissues and said angrily, "I gave you secret manuals and vitality pills, but what are you doing? How will your vitality value increase if you don't control yourself?"

Hey, hey, I followed the method in your secret manual.

Xu Zhong complained secretly, but his expression did not change. "My stupid sister, in any novel, the supporting character who fights with the protagonist will not have a good ending."

Xu Yun'er had long known that her brother had weird thoughts. She was not angry. Instead, she said disdainfully, "How can a protagonist only have vitality value 1?"

"Don't bully the poor." Xu Zhong was expressionless.

"What else do you know other than this?" Xu Yun'er did not want to argue with her brother. "Can you do something for me?"

"The weather is really good today. What do you think of the situation in Syria?" Xu Zhong whistled.

"Boring." Xu Yun'er rolled her eyes.

Xu Zhong looked at his languid sister and frowned. "You don't look much better. Did you overindulge?"

"You're the one who's overindulged." Xu Yun'er sniffed the smell of alcohol on her body and sighed, "I drank too much with my sisters yesterday. I'm a D-rank martial artist. It's fine to indulge occasionally, but not you!"

"Oh." Xu Zhong took a sip of milk. Seeing that Xu Yun'er was about to eat before brushing her teeth, he moved the plate away and reprimanded her, "If you don't brush your teeth but eat, worms will appear in your teeth."

"Okay." Xu Yun'er got up and slowly turned around. Then, under Xu Zhong's indifferent gaze, she grabbed a piece of bread at lightning speed and stuffed it into her mouth. She ran into the bathroom in her slippers and stuck out her tongue at Xu Zhong, making a victory gesture.

Xu Yun'er did not act like an older sister, but he was used to it. His sister was so willful.

After Xu Yun'er brushed her teeth, they had breakfast at the dining table.

Xu Yun'er saw Xu Zhong typing again and leaned over to look.

"Deep lead-colored dark clouds came from the heavy twilight. The gloomy sky seemed to be about to collapse. The flash of lightning was like a weapon thrown by a god. It was raining!"

"Are you still writing the novel? It's too much nonsense. Just a rain. Why are you writing so many words?" Xu Yun'er raised her eyebrows in disdain.

"What do you know? Only with more words can I earn more money," Xu Zhong said righteously.

"Got it, but you only earn five yuan per thousand words, right? 200 words is one yuan. Brother, why do you have to do this?"

"What can I do? There are too many freeloaders nowadays. They don't even want to collect or vote for the novels." Xu Zhong waved his hand. "Sis, I'm just writing for fun, not to make money."

"Oh." Xu Yun'er nodded and continued eating.

Xu Zhong felt exceptionally hungry today. He stuffed buns in big mouthfuls. It seemed like he had been hungry for a few days.

After he finished the three buns in front of him, he noticed that his sister was looking at him strangely.

Only then did Xu Zhong realize a problem. His appetite today was a little ridiculous.

Moreover, he still felt extremely hungry.

He walked over to the fridge and opened it. He took out ten meat buns and placed them in the pot to steam-cooked them.

After steaming the buns, he took them out of the pot and stuffed them into his mouth.

After eating 15 large meat buns, Xu Zhong's hunger finally eased.

Xu Yun'er looked at her brother strangely. "Little brat, are you in the growing period? How can you eat so much?"

Xu Zhong ignored his sister's teasing and frowned.

From the situation now, his appetite was a little exaggerated.

Xu Zhong was usually full after eating two meat buns for breakfast.

Today, he had eaten a total of 15 big meat buns. It was very ridiculous.

However, when he thought of the crazy increase in his Vitality value last night, Xu Zhong had a vague guess.

Although the Simplified system could simplify cultivation techniques, there seemed to be a price.

It was still acceptable if he had to be hungry after increasing the vitality value.

At this moment, Xu Yun'er sat beside her little brother and said sincerely, "Xiao Zhong, I know you're in puberty. Jerking off yourself occasionally is normal, but you still have to control yourself."

Xu Zhong blushed.

Xu Yun'er looked at her brother's fair and beautiful skin, red lips, and white teeth. He did not look like he had overindulged at all. She thought, "He has a good health. At the very least, his kidney function is amazing…"

Xu Zhong was speechless.

"Has it been a long time since I fought you?" Xu Yun'er raised her beautiful eyes and suddenly asked.

Xu Zhong cursed secretly, "D*mn it, you mean that you haven't taught me a lesson for a long time."

If he fought with a D-rank martial artist, he would inevitably suffer.

"Don't worry, I won't use the strength of an F-rank martial artist or above. How about that? You said your vitality value has increased significantly. Don't you want to try it?"

Xu Zhong hesitated for a moment and nodded slowly.

Today was the day for the second test. He also wanted to know how strong he was after a night of jerking off.

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