A stupid death

In empty white space there we see a young man drop from the sky winch was also white space. The young man who fell down was Robert. After a while, Robert woke up and saw a young man who was laughing.

Robert saw a young man with a tall demeanor, who had white hair which was even visible while the whole space was also white. this confused Robert very much because he did not understand how he could see white on white. But the man who was laughing his ass off had sky-like eyes.

The young man who was laughing stopped after a while and saw Robert. So he saw Robert and he said " You die... but thank you for the laugh."

Robert has a single thought ' He is motherf***ing Satoru Gojo .'

Gojo said " I am not him. I am God I just like his appearance. "

Robert thought ' I don't know how he knows what I just thought but, he said he is a God so that's my answer.'

"Correction I am, not a God am THE GOD," he said

"OK..." Robert said and thought but he said I died didn't he?

"Yes I did," THE GOD said

" You died a very funny death. Like you went to save a girl from a truck but while running your pants slipped and fell down. That day you didn't have any underwear so your dick was out while you were running at her. " the God said

"...what," Robert said

"ooo! but the story doesn't end there," the god said "I wish it did," said Robert

"While you were running with your dick flapping between your legs. You tripped and hit your head on the floor and were in a state of shock. And pissed yourself. After that, you had an erection. And died in shock while thinking you saved the girl and you were a hero." the god said

"So what now," said Robert wanting to change the topic

"Your family were laughing their asses while listing to the way you died. And you now have the world record of most funny and stupidest death in history" the god said

After saying that he started to laugh again. While God laughed Robert cried for the way he died.After the god stopped laughing and said "I haven't laughed that much in a while so I will reincarnate you in a new world a system."

"wait weren't you supposed to give me wishes and reincarnate in a world of my choosing," said Robert

"what do you think Satoru Gojo would do?" the GOD said

"Ok that's fair now what world am going to and what is my system," Robert said excitedly

" You will go to the world of Highschool DxD with a system that helps you die," god said

"No isn't it supposed to be the other way around like a system that helps me not to die," said Robert

"No, it came out the wrong way you will go to new worlds after you die. the system will set a quest for you to complete. And after you die you can choose a new world to go in " God said

"what does the system has? does it have a shop?" Robert asked

" No, the system doesn't have any of that. It just has a new world choosing option and it gives you a quest to complete in a limited amount of time and if you don't complete it the given you will be sent to purgatory" god said

After the things, the god said Robert went into a black vortex And the god said "Bye Bye! hope you have lots of fun killing yourself and hope you give me lots of entertainment for a long time"

While he was sucked in the vortex he shouted profanities to god. Now he closed his eyes for a while after shouting profanities. when he opened his eyes he saw he was in a bed. And saw a holographic board saying

[System Activating.... 1%]

[System Activating.... 14%]

[System Activating.... 27%]

[System Activating.... 54%]

[System Activating.... 99%]

[...100%]

[Welcome to the world of Highschool DxD host. You have been given a quest ]

[Would you like to know about more the quest]

[yes/no]

Robert said "yes"

[Quest be killed by Issei Hyoudou. When you are under Raynare when Issei goes to save Asia Argento ]