why can't a bike stand by his own, because is two tired.

well hello, right now I'm floating in what people may call the void or the abyss, you may ask yourself how in fuckity fuck did you reach that place, well if you want to know we will need to go back in time... by fifteen minutes.

(flashback no Jutsu)

I was sitting on a bench located in the park near my house, I was in my daily watch of possible MILFS and.... lolis but don't tell anyone, sitting I was focused on the holy task I was given when from the corner of my eye I can see a pretty boy standing in the middle of the road scared of a rushing truck towards his direction.

at that moment I stand up from the bench and made one of the biggest runs of my life, you may think oh so he died saving others, what a good way to go but you are wrong, I WILL NOT LET ANOTHER NOVEL OF A PRETTY SHY BOY AS THE MC ON MY WATCH, I jumped at the kid pushing him at the side, the truck was too close to make a turn to the boy so the boy was safe.

in my last moments, I turn to see the truck, I could see that he was flabbergasted by my sudden actions so in the last moments I had in this world I opened my mouth and said.

MC: I win truck-Kun.

then of that, I blacked out and now we are here thinking about the mysteries of life, well whatever now I have to wait until I find a wild ROB.

???: hohoho, what do we got here.

MC: took you long enough to appear ROB

ROB: hahaha sorry sorry I was expecting a little boy but I found you here so I had to see if it was you the one truck kun hit.

MC: yeah sorry mate but I will not let another story about a shy cute kid, or another of a man with a feminine face those are trash even for fanfics.

ROB: HAHAHA, you are right son those are boring as hell, well as I can see you are pretty special for a human, yeah you will do you know the rules kid three wishes, one of them needs to go for the world you are going to go.

MC: first wish powers memories and physique of Netero of HxH, second wish: the portal gun of Rick, and for the third I want to go to Danmachi.

ROB: That was fast, most of the reincarnated think their wishes for a long time.

MC: you don't know how many times I have dreamed of this so let me tell you I had this clear before even coming here.

ROB: fair enough, well kid I like your attitude that's why I'll give you a bonus I'll let you choose your appearance.

MC: noice, I want the appearance of Roy Mustang, he isn't very handsome but he is hella cool.

ROB: HAHAHA boy you sure are knowledgeable, oh shit look what hour is it looks like you need to go.

following his words, the soul of the boy disappears from there absorbed by what looks like a Japanese shrine door.

(MC POV)

MC: Jesus Christ, my whole body is fucked up.

in the middle of a forest, we can see an 18-year-old human, admiring his completely ripped body, he had black hair and black eyes, his face was better than normal but not handsome standing on a stature of 1.95 cm, he didn't have a shirt or pants he was in black underwear of Calvin Klein, his body was enormous having a perfect balance.

(image of his body)

the boy was in the clouds right now admiring the power his body had, he felt like he could blast the world open, but suddenly our mc had a massive headache, he throws himself to the floor recollecting all the sudden memories his body was gaining, let me tell you it didn't feel good, it was like one of those horrible sauce codes of torture, the ones that traumatize me or made me cry.

minutes later we can see the same teen now trying to recollect his breath on the floor, he was sweating hard, but he had a massive grin on his face.

MC: hehehehehEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA, I am now OP bitches, this deserves a celebration, wait but before that, there's something more important to do.

suddenly our MC had a very serious expression on his face, he waited some minutes for suspense until he finally decided to talk.

MC: What will be my name, maybe bob Uchiha, Nah that will be fun for the memes but no.

suddenly our MC opened his eyes and had an illumination.

MC: aha my name from now on is Badasu shujinkō.

(means Badass protagonist in Japanese)

Badasu: well now that we have one problem solved let's think how the hell will i get some clothes?

Badasu started thinking hard of that until suddenly he had a brilliant idea.

Badasu: oh you beautiful god you the one who saved million of worlds by giving them, protagonists, you the more handsome being in existence, show us your kindness and give me the clothes of stain.

(hahaha you don't need to say things that are obviously real because as the author I am too handsome and intelligent, but well I will lend you a hand in this one.)

suddenly a box fell from the sky and landed in front of the teen, the box opened itself showing the clothes of one of his favorite anti-heroes.

Badasu without a second thought took the clothes and started putting them on, already dressed Badasu looked to the horizon with a look of joy and happiness until suddenly looking at his sides and said

Badasu: where the fuck am I?

this is the start of an epic adventure of a man of culture through the multiverse, and of the incredibly smart and handsome author