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Maji de Tada no Futsuu na Kenshi datte!

This is a story of a self-proclaimed mediocre swordsman named Yōta, a swordsman-in-training with mediocre face, he and his gang are ready to take any challenge to be the best. And wherever they go, all they do is to create troubles.

Mr_Gorilla1 · Anime & Comics
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27 Chs

Chapter 13 - Master of Doggy Style

He stops the alarm and get out of bed, well-rested and awake like yesterday.

It's just a bit past 05:00.

He gives his face a quick wash in the bathroom and changes to his blue and white track suit.

After fixing his glasses in front of the mirror, he's finally ready for his morning jog.

...

"Man, you're so excited."

"Woof! Woof! Aeerff!!"

It's bright and early in the morning.

The neighbor asked Yōta to walk her dog for her when he was about to start his morning jog, so he's currently out here taking her old Chihuahua for a walk while jogging behind the dog.

Sashimi is the dog's name, and he's pulling with some ridiculous strength for a Chihuahua and because of that, Yōta finds himself pulled to the park, leash in hand.

They've been running around for 1 and half hours now, so he still have 30 minutes before he needs to go back to the dorm and get ready to go to school.

"Man, you're strong for an old Chihuahua." Yōta smiled as he crouch down and pats the dog's head, "Wait... Your legs are shaking there, little guy. Don't go working yourself up first thing in the morning."

Sashimi barks his answer while wagging his curled tail. The suprising fact of this dog is that his favorite food is actually tuna sashimi.

Oh, the irony. But then again, why do you gotta go and eat something that's not dog food anyway?

"Okay, that should've been enough for you, right? I got school today, so time to go on back."

"Woof! Woof! Awooo!!"

"Hey, wait!" Just as Yōta was distracted for a second when he's greeting back the old lady nearby, Sashimi runs excitedly to somewhere, pulling Yōta with him.

"Hehe."

As Sashimi finally stop, he could hear a melodic giggle coming from in front of him.

When Yōta raises his head to look at the source of it, he can see a beautiful girl with very pale-skinned and has a waist-length lustrous black hair, and black eyes, crouching in front of Sashimi as the dog himself is currently mounting her dog.

"Huh, Mogami-senpai?"

Mogami Aki, the De Facto Student Council President who apparently does most of the real work than the real Student Council President. She's from class 3-S, Yōta's senior.

Aki slightly tilts her head in Yōta's direction before she purses her pink lips at him and only say one word, "Aki."

"..."

"Aki." She stated once again.

Yōta stares at his senior for a moment before he finally yield, "Aki-senpai."

A bright smile suddenly bloom on her beautiful face as she reaches her hand out to Yōta, gently caressing his head, "Good boy."

Yōta blushes at the gesture as he still not getting used by her suddenly showing such affection to him like this, it's always catching him off guard.

Clearing his throat, he pushes the blush away as he fixes his glasses, "Are you taking your dog for a walk too, Aki-senpai?"

"I am." She nods her head in response before she drops her gaze down, "But this dog of yours suddenly mounting on Charle."

"Wait, what did you say?" Yōta asked flabbergastedly, "Did you just said mounting on...? What the fizzity-yuck!?"

True to her words, when Yōta looks down, he can see Sashimi is currently fucking Aki's dog, Charle, with full energy.

How Yōta doesn't notice it until now is very mysterious.

The way Sashimi humps his hips on the female dog from behind is like a master. Truly a master of Doggy Style.

"Whoa, buddy!! What the hell are you doing to someone's dog!?"

"Awoooo!!!!!"

"W-Woof~! ... Woof...!"

"It's okay. Let them be." Aki said to Yōta with gentle voice as she grabs his wrist to stop him.

"A-Are you serious right now!?"

Aki simply nods her head and drags Yōta to her side, suprisingly she's strong enough to drag him out of the way and make him sit down beside her as they stare at the sight of mating dog in front of them.

Aki leans her body forward with curious expression written all over her face, her eyes are shining with excitement for some reason.

As always this senior of his is really hard to understand.

From outside perspective, she may looks calm and composed girl, the cool beauty type, but in truth, she's a very bold girl and rather curious too.

He's been acquainted with Aki since his first-year. He's coincidentally meet this girl in backyard school, eating lunch by herself with birds accompanying her.

Curious about who she is because of how her aura is so potent and strong, Yōta approaches her and starts a conversation with her, just to know her better.

And that's the start of their relationships as friend.

"But, I never thought I would meet you in park like this, Aki-senpai." Yōta started as he's trying his best to ignore the scene of mating dog in front of him.

Is this some kind of torture!? Why he has to watch a dog mating first in the morning like this!?

There's no such schedule in Napoleon's book, you know!!!

Aki hummed in response and tucks her hair behind the ear as she never takes her eyes off from the scene in front of her, "I sometimes passed this park when taking Charle for a walk. This park is always peaceful and noiseless in morning, so I love this place."

"Ah, right... You're not good with the tumult." Yōta nods his head understandingly.

Aki smiles and closes the distance between two of them until they sit shoulder-to-shoulder, "Is that your dog, Yōta-kun?"

Yōta's ears heated up at that.

The way she whispers his name like that is fucking sexy, what the fuck!

"N-No..." Yōta shakes his head while trying to control his blush, "It's a dog of my neighbor, I'm just helping them taking their dog for a walk."

Aki finally turns her head away from the mating dog as Sashimi lets his seed flowing out inside Charle, "You're so kind."

"Not really." Yōta once again shakes his head as he closes his eyes, "I'm doing it just because I want to."

Aki tilts her head as she brings her knees to her chest and rest her cheek on it, smiling at Yōta, "Still as humble as always, I see, Yōta-kun. But then again that's one of your charm point."

Yōta blushes and grumbles at the same time as he fixes his glasses, "Please don't tease me, Senpai."

"Fufu, you're so cute."

As usual, he can't win against this woman for some reason. She's really hard to handle than Momo-senpai.

And that's saying something.

-Scene Change-

With Yōta finally done with his morning jog and said his goodbye to Aki, he joins the Kazama Family to head to school as a group like always, with Koyuki in addition.

Ans as they were talking animately with each other, they stop in their track when they heard Takuya said something that catches the group's attention.

"Oh, there's a challenger for Momo-senpai again." Takuya said as he looks up ahead where someone was waiting on the bridge.

"Ho, it's a young guy today." Momoyo smiles lightly as she observes the challenger.

"And he's not alone." Yamato added.

Gakuto leans forward and squints his eyes before he grins, "The other one have a sword with him."

"He is!" Kazuko confirmed excitedly.

"I guess we all know who he is here for." Shōichi chimed in from the side with big grins on his face.

"For Yōta~?" Koyuki asked the obvious as she tilts her head.

"Fufu, you're so popular, Young Emperor-sama~" Miyako said in playful manner with the way how seductive she is when she pronounced the words.

Yōta groans in annoyance and steps forward after Shōichi pushes his back.

Ever since he got the title of Young Emperor, people are starting to notice his existence and challenge him too.

What a bothersome.

"Yo!" The challenger in front of Momoyo casually greeted the Goddess of War, "I've mastered killer karate and can kill a wild boar with one strike!" He tries to prove it by punching forward and a gust of wind coming out from his punch, "My name is Suzuki Kenta, and I'm from Gunma!"

"And I am his little brother, Suzuki Genma, the master of killer swordsmanship and can cut an iron with ease!" The other challenger introduced himself in front of Yōta.

""Our dream is to defeat the renowed Kawakami family and today's Young Emperor, and have the story made into a Hollywood movie!"" The brothers said at the same time.

Momoyo simply smiles lightly in response, "I'm Kawakami Momoyo, and that movie's only going to be one minute long."

Yōta fixes his glasses and bows in respect for his enemy, "Nagakura Yōta at your service. Let's have a good match."

And with that being the signal, the swordsmen jumps backward to distance themselves with each other as they grab their swords, Genma with his normal tachi in his right hand, and Yōta with his trusted wooden sword in his left.

Meanwhile Kenta on the other hand is charging fearlessly at Momoyo as he brings his fist to his side, "The movie will 3 hours long!!! Haaaa!!!"

"Too long!!" Momoyo shouts back as she brings her fist back before swinging it to Kenta, "I'll send you back to your hometown! Kawakami Style – Dynasty Warriors Punch!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" The karate fighter becomes a star with one strike.

On the other side, Yōta takes a stance by bringing his wooden sword low to the side, and without wasting any seconds, he dashes forward in burst of speed.

Genma flinched and caught off guard by the speed Yōta just utilized, but he prepares himself by grabbing the handle of his sword with two hands.

When he was about to execute his technique, he noticed something's wrong.

Yōta is running towards him with the same stance but he doesn't have his wooden sword in his hands anymore.

It's caught him off guard so much that Genma suddenly stops his movement completely for a second, and Yōta uses that for his advantage.

"Magnolia." Yōta throws a front kick at Genma's chest, but before it connects, he suddenly changes the kick's trajectory straight up in a sudden motion.

"Guah!" The kick strike Genma's jaw hard and it lifts him off the ground.

Yōta then steps his left foot forward before he brings his right leg upwards, "Wild Strawberry."

Yōta delivers 4 kicks to Genma's face while he still in mid-air, making his challenger still in airborne before Yōta spins fluidly in motion and lands a final blow to Genma's chest.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" The other brother also become a star with that kick.

Yōta turns his back and fixes his glasses with his right hand in cool manner as he catches the wooden sword that he threw in the sky earlier without looking at it.

"That was a self-taught style. They were a self-proclaimed martial artists, but they're funny guys." Momoyo chuckles from the side as she whistles at Yōta's performance.

What a beautiful execution.

""You are so cool, Yōta/Yōkkun~! You like whoosh~ Whoom~ Taa~ Tou~ Yaah~!"" Koyuki and Kazuko cheered out together as they're copying Yōta's movement side-by-side.

Miyako smiles and cover her mouth with hand, "I really love your techniques name."

It's quite rare for people to use flowers and fruits name for their techniques' name nowadays after all.

"Hah! Yōta doesn't even need to use his wooden sword against him." Shōichi grins widely.

Yōta shrugs his shoulders in response while patting Koyuki and Kazuko's head at the same time, "Well, I only use my sword when I find them worthy or when I need to give someone a lesson."

Gakuto raised his eyebrows, "Like with the thugs from last time?"

"Yes." Yōta nods his head before sporting a big smirk on his face, "I mean, getvhit by wooden sword is more hurt than using my fists and legs, don't you think?"

"You're a scary man." Takuya commented while shaking his head.

"Not as much as Momo-senpai."

Momoyo grins at that as she swiftly sneaking behind Yōta and brings his face down to her chest, "Oh, what do you mean by that, Yōta?"

"Gah!" He shouts in shock when Momoyo suddenly hugs him from behind, "You're scarily beautiful and sexy! There, are you happy!?"

"Fufu." Momoyo giggle delightedly at the compliment but still doesn't have any intention to let Yōta go.

So the Nagakura can only grumbles with red hue on his cheeks, clearly getting embarrassed by his predicament now.

"That was quick as usual." Yamato hummed as he stuffs his cellphone inside his pocket, "Let's go."

When he turns around, he accidentally bumps into someone behind him.

"I'm sorry." Yamato bows in apology in front of the foreigner with military uniform.

"I was the one who was looking away." The foreigner said while waving his hand, "But that must've been what's called a duel. That was entertaining, especially that young man."

"The way he moves is very refined and efficient, there's no waste in every movements. And the fact that he throws his wooden sword so fast in the air to distracts his opponent is also praiseworthy, while throwing your weapon in fight is an idiotic move, but he used that to his advantage."

"Because his opponent doesn't expect that at all, he falters and stops his movement for a second, and that gives the young man to have enough time to strike his opponent in his most weakest moment."

"Huhu, truly what a wonderful performance, if the Hounds were here, I bet they will love to have a spar against that young man, as expected from the Young Emperor." The foreigner finished before he turns around and look in distance, "And I can faintly see Mt. Fuji from here. I'm glad I came to this country. Huhuhu..."

The foreigner laughs audaciously as he leaves.

"What was that? He's one strange guy." Yamato mutters under his breath as he looks at the foreigner's back in the distance.

"It's spring." Miyako said from the side, "So, I'm sure there are weird guys around."

"In the games, the person you bump into in the morning usually turns out to be the transfer student." Takuya chimed in playful manner.

"Hahaha." Momoyo laughs joivally at that, "The flag is raised between the old man and Yamato?"

"Don't mind, bro." Gakuto said with big grin on his face.

While the others are teasing Yamato right now, Yōta on the other side look in the direction where that foreigner went.

"Did you feel that, Momo-senpai?"

Momoyo glances down on Yōta before she rests her chin on his shoulder, "Yes, I did. That old man is quite strong for his age."

"And by looking at his uniform, he's definitely a high rank officer. And I heard he said the Hounds earlier. The only group with that name is..."

"The Hound Unit of Germany." Momoyo finished with a hum.

The Hound Unit or more known as The Hounds, is a all-female military unit from Germany that specialize in hunting dangerous individuals that have potential to harm their country, sometimes important governmet figures as well.

With how familiar the way that old man talk about the Hounds and the uniform scheme he wore, the only identity that they could think of is Frank Friedrich.

And the fact that he's here in this exact moment where the new student will arrive, only means one thing.

Momoyo and Yōta looks at each other before they decided to shrug it off. Just because they know the identity of the transfer student, it doesn't mean they will get reward or anything for it after all.

With that, they slowly head to school.

-Scene Change-

"What!? Really? That makes things SO much easier if you can just return the movies you rented by throwing them into the mailbox!"

"Hyohoho, I know, right? TV channels that only show movies have been on the rise lately, so it seems rental stores are doing what they can to stay in business."

Kokoro is currently talking with her friends this morning, with a refine and happy smile on her face.

Whenever she has a bunch of girls surrounding her like now, she's always getting excited and filled with blooming flower with how happy she is.

"What are you staring at Fushikawa-san for?" Sugisaki asked as he's munching on something.

"Nothing, I'm just happy for her." Yōta smiled in Kokoro's direction before he turns his head to look at Sugisaki, "Wait, what? You're already eating your lunch?"

"Nah." Sugisaki simply waves his hand in response, "This isn't lunch. I'm eating chikuwa, this is my breakfast." He continued before he bites the half of it, "Fish-paste food is so good, boy let me tell you! Unlike rice dishes, you get filled up on nutrients instantly."

Yōta hums thoughtfully at that statement, "I like chikuwa too, but it reeks, so go somewhere else when you eat them."

"How could you! Don't forget there's cucumber in it too!!" Sometimes Sugisaki says stuff Yōta can't make any sense of.

"NOOOOOO!!!!" Not far away from them, the residents of Loliconia is wailing in despair, "I FORGOT MY LUNCH AT HOME!!!"

"Shrug it off, man. You can just get something at the cafetaria."

The day only just started, and Jun's already yelling and freaking out over nothing.

To begin with, this guy always end up wolfing down his lunch before lunchtime, so he's always going to the cafetaria anyway.

"Well, the thing is, I also forgot my wallet back at home..." Jun slumped his shoulders down dejectedly.

"You won't get a penny from me!!" Yōta crosses his arm and his finger like a certain pirate with barrier power.

"Gah!" Jun stumbles back down and smacks the floor dramatically as he reaches his hand out for the heaven, "This world is so cruel. I wish the heaven to bless this poor man with cute loli that'll always make me some love lunch and remind me to bring it with me every morning..."

"Drama queen." Miyako commented from the side as she flips the page of the book she read. She's currently reading some shady book about boys-love.

"Jun~ Jun~" Koyuki called out in sing-song manner while poking Jun's bald head with her dainty finger, "I have your lunch box with me."

"Really!?" Jun jolts upward enthusiastically and looks at Koyuki with so much appreciation written all over his face right now, "You're my savior, Yuki!!"

"I'm lying~"

"WHAT!?"

Here lies Inoue Jun, 1992 – 2009. On a playground, cute backpack, cute children, innocent loli.

"Christiane Friedrich!!"

All of a sudden, a loud voice coming from outside catches the attention of all students from 2-S as they instinctively look at the window side.

When they come up to the windows and look outside, they could see a girl's currently riding a horse. Her blond hair looks beautiful as it flutters in the wind.

"Who is that?"

"Is that the rumored transfer student?"

"Wow, she's very beautiful!"

While most of the students roar at the sight of the beautiful girl, Yōta and Koyuki are busy offering a pray for Jun in the background.

"A horse?" Touma asked quietly as he looks below, "She's funny."

"How eccentric." Kokoro said as she covers her mouth with her fan. It reminds her of someone who love to show off like that too.

And just like that, the person she just thought about is appeared in the schoolyard with his rickshaw.

"Fuhahaha! A transfer student coming to school on a horse? Excellent!" Hideo roars out joivally as he crosses his hands.

"Good morning!" Azumi greets Christiane with a perfect salute.

Christiane pulls the leash on the horse gently to make her horse to turn it's head in Hideo's direction, "I am Chris! I'm sorry for greeting you on horseback."

In response to that, Hideo stands proud and puffs his chest out, "Ours name is Kuki Hideo! We are someone who will eventually unite the world! Engrave this sign of glory into your eyes!!" He finished with a pose of him showing his broad back to Christiane.

"Wow, you're just like Tohyama."

And with that Hideo continues on his way to the parking lot where he can park his rickshaw.

Christiane also following suit to park her trusted white horse, Hamachidori, in the parking lot.

-Scene Change-

"A duel will begin in the first schoolyard. It will be a battle using weapons. If you would like to watch, please come to the..."

The sound of announcement rang out from the hallways and it gathered all kind of attentions from students.

"Oh, a duel? It's been a long time."

"I wonder who's the duelist are?"

"I think it's related to the rumored transfer student."

"Oh! Someone is challenging the transfer student!? I need to see this!"

With roar of excitement, the spectators come down to the schoolyard. You can also have no spectators if the fighters request it.

But this place is like a party now because people from other classes and grades are gathering around for fun.

"Who wants a boxed lunch for breakfast!?"

Those who want to make money are quick to respond to even a sudden duel.

And class 2-F are holding a bet, too.

"10,000 yen for Kazuko-chan." Yōta said confidently as he gives the money to the bookmaker, Shōichi.

"Oh, you betted big, huh! As expected from Wankoism!" Shōichi takes the money and puts it inside the box before he gives a ticket with number on it to Yōta, "Don't lose it."

"You seem confident, Young Emperor-dono." Yamato curiously raised his eyebrows.

In response to that statement, Yōta simply shrugs his shoulders, "I've seen the transfer student's level when I peered into her this morning. So yeah."

"Yeah, I've seen it too." Miyako joined in as she bets 3000 yen for Kazuko as well.

Yamato hummed and scratches the back of his head, with two of them betting for Kazuko and look so confident at it too, he guesses they're already know who's gonna win in this duel.

Even Shōichi looks concerned at that as he's sweating a bit.

"Who gave you permission to do business here?" Momoyo suddenly appeared from behind.

"Nee-san!"

"Momo-senpai."

She grins at Yōta and Yamato as she slings her arms around their shoulders, "Pay up for the space you're using, fufufu."

"Hey, don't bring me in this! I'm a customer here!" Yōta retorts the girl as he's struggling in her arm.

"Now, now, Nee-san." Yamato on the other side simply smiles cooly, "The transfer student's a pretty girl."

"Why didn't you tell me sooner?" Momoyo lets Yamato go but she still holds the thrasing Yōta in her arm, "Let's see... She's a foreigner, right?"

The moment she spots Christiane in the duel arena, her hold on Yōta suddenly tightened up and it makes the Nagakura screaming in agony.

"HERE'S THEEEEEE JAAAAAACCCCKKPPPPOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"She's from Germany." Yamato hummed while conveniently ignoring Yōta's lifeless body.

He doesn't worry that much. That man will come back in any second by now like usual.

"I know." Momoyo said as she brings her hand to unmoving Yōta in her arm, "Her blonde hair is so pretty. I want to pat her head." She confessed while patting Yōta's head.

"What a rough welcome for the transfer student. Don't you think so, Kojima-sensei?" Kyojin asked as he looks at the duel arena.

"This is good recreation." Umeko hummed in response.

"Anyway... How about dinner tonight?" He abruptly changed the topic.

"No thank you." Umeko shakes her head before leaving the man alone, "You changed the topic too unnaturally."

Kyojin sighs tiredly as he runs over his fingers through his greasy hair, "I can't win one woman over...?

...

"Following the traditional ritual of Kawakami Academy, we will now hold a duel!" Tesshin shouted while standing in middle of duel arena, facing the audience.

"A duel!! It's a d-d-d-duel!!"

"Yeah, go for it!!!"

Tesshin smiles at the excited chants of audience in front of him before he clears his throat out loud, making the audience to shut up, "Come forward and introduce yourselves!!"

"Class 2-F, Kawakami Kazuko!" Kazuko introduced herself triumphantly as she waves her hand excitedly at Yōta when she notices him in the crowd full of people.

"You're the best! Show them the power of next Assistant Master of Kawakami Temple!" Yōta cheered loudly at Kazuko from the crowd.

"Do your best, Wanko-chan~!" Koyuki raised her arms and waves at Kazuko.

"Show her the strength of a Japanese girl!!" Kokoro also cheered out from the crowd.

"You can do it." Miyako on the other side simply gives the youngest Kawakami a guts pose.

Chris steps forward as she puffs her chest out in pride before she introduces herself, "I am in class 2-F starting today! Christiane Friedrich!"

"Chris-chan, please be careful!" Mayo shouted from the side with Jun's protecting her from behind so the crowd won't crush her.

People are instinctively moving away from Jun as the man in question is exerting a strong aura from his strong back right now.

"I'm counting on you!" Shōichi said with fire blazing in his eyes. If he wants to win big, he needs Chris to win this duel!

"You have my permission to fight in front of me." Tesshin started as he glances towards Kazuko first before to Chris, "I will not stop you two no matter what until the match is decided. But if you try to attack your opponent after the match is decided. I will step in. Do you understand?"

""Yes!/Understood!""

Kazuko and Christiane answered at the same time with serious face on their faces.

"Oh, Chris-chan's fighting in her skirt, huh?" Gakuto asked no one before he grins widely, "That means! Yonpachi!!!"

"I know!" Ikurou exclaimed as he's already in perfect position to take the photo, "I won't miss my chance to take the photo! I may miss my opportunity to be promoted, but I won't miss this opportunity!"

"Get ready..."

Kazuko enters her stance as she holds her naginata low with her right leg steps forward and left leg bent back.

Christiane also takes her lunge stance as she brings her rapier in front of her chest.

"Fight!!!!"