Ch 29: Separation once again

the next morning, while Ali was in a comfortable sleep, there was a knock on the door. at first Ali didn't notice because of how much of a deep sleeper he is.

but after a few knocks and the other person calling him "Xiao Ali, Xiao Ali wake up. we have class today."

finally he woke up with narrowed eyebrows and frowning and cursing because someone woke him up.

"sigh, coming, coming. hey San'ge, good morning. yawn, why are you up so early. there is still time for class if I'm right, right?" he said with a sleepy face and tone.

"haha, well I just thought that we should go and fetch the girls and find the cafeteria to eat breakfast." Tang San said while scratching the back of his head.

he didn't think that his younger brother would be the same as six years ago. to always sleep late.

"hmm? oh, you guys go. I did some things to my room last night, so I'm still sleepy. I will come after a while."

"sigh, alright then. have a good sleep. good bye." he said as he started to walk away.

"yawn, good bye." {am I the only person who yawns as well when he sees a yawn is written?}

and then he went back to sleep.

{a while later}

everyone was standing in a few meters behind a pole that held the Shrek school's flag and we're talking.

there was a new face though, Ma Hongjun. the fatty that had his chicken martial soul mutate into the fire phoenix martial soul.and had the draw back of making him need a lot of sex.

Oscar wasn't there, but he was walking toward them. Xiao Wu looked at his direction and said :"hey, isn't that uncle sausage?"

there was something different about him though. he had shaven his beard and looked like his real age.

Xiao Wu waved and said loudly for him to hear :"hi, uncle sausage!". but it caused him to stumble a little.

he walked over and said :"hey, boss Dai, fatty. good morning, everyone!". he was a little excited, which caused Xiao Wu to giggle at his actions.

"you overslept again?" Dai Mubai looked at him and said.

"morning, uncle sausage." Xiao Wu called out again.

Oscar pointed at himself with his thumb and said with a slight pose :"pretty girl, please call me the sausage Oscar."

Xiao Wu laughed at his goofiness and Ning Rongrong just shook her head.

Tang San looked at him with a slightly surprised face and said :"your beard..."

Oscar looked a lot more handsome after shaving his beard, Ali's toes are more good looking than him though but comparing someone with Ali is just being a jerk.

but still he was a lot more handsome than the average person. he passed his fingers through his hair to flex a little and said:

"look at the new pretty girls. if I don't touch up a bit, how would they ever look at me?" his words brought out different responses from the girls.

Zhuqing just scoffed at him and rolled her eyes. Ning Rongrong shook her head again. and Xiao Wu just found it funny and giggled again.

Dai Mubai looked at a certain distance and said :"the dean is here." when others heard him, they all looked at that direction.

a man with neat and clean clothes was walking at their direction. he was a man of looking to be around fifty years old.

he was wearing black framed crystal glasses. frames with a kind of rigid squares.

this was Flender, the dean of the Shrek school and the brother like friend of Yu Xiaogang. and the person who had a crush on Liu Erlong.

Xiao Wu looked at Tang San and said :"Xiao San {she was calling him this in the early episodes.} isn't he the profiteer that we met that day?"

"what profiteer? he's our dean. the founder of Shrek School, Flender, the four eyed owl. a level 78 soul saint, even stronger than Mr Zhao.

he owns a flying type beast soul, that's quite rare among the war soul masters." he said as he explained the awesomeness of Flender to these country bumpkins... well three of them aren't.

I can't believe he even said that he only accepts "monsters", not the ordinary." Tang San said with a slight awe in his voice.

"luckily, he's only at level 78." Xiao Wu mumbled to herself with a volume that only she can hear. "uncle sausage, does our school have soul master with highest soul level?"

that's how some people describe douluo dalu. Oscar did a pose again and said :"please call me the sausage Oscar. you mentioned Great Soul land master?

great soul land master isn't easily found here and there. there are less than a hundred Masters who have earned this title.

they're all supported by the Empire and subordinate kingdoms. and the Grand soul land Master, they are only around 10 in both empires.it's not that easy to meet them."

"great then." xiao Wu said something that confused everyone else. "Xiao Wu, what's wrong?"

"it's nothing. xiao San, do you think that maybe he remembers us?"

"it has only been 2 days, he surely still remembers it. but since he's the dean, I think he won't care about it." Tang San said with a shrug and a slightly helpless look.

Oscar put his arm around his shoulder and said in a low voice :"you're wrong. dean Flender is a grudge holding person.

of course, it's his strong point is to justify his faults." he said and when he saw that Flender was standing on the platform, they both joined the line of students.

Oscar stood at the end of the line beside Ma Hongjun and said something in a low voice that made him chuckle:

"this is bad, I think he heard me. I think I'm in trouble."

Flender opened his eyes and said :"it's great this year, we have another five new small monsters. I, Flender, dean of the Shrek school, welcome you all on behalf of the school.

later on, everyone of you will hand in a hundred gold coins to Mr Li. and where is the other student Tang Ali."

Oscar walked a step forward and said :"dean, I woke him up a few minutes ago and he said that he will come in a while."

Flender's eyebrows narrowed slightly and said :"so he overslept?"

Tang San walked forward and said :"dean, when I woke him up a while ago, he said that he did some changes to his room. so- huh? who are those two?"

his words attracted the attention of others and they all looked at where Tang San was pointing at.

two people, or children, were walking towards them. they looked a lot like Ali but... different.

one of them was a boy with a height of about Dai Mubai. with a slightly big and muscly built. his face was like Ali's, but more... wild and bored.

he looked like what Ali would be like if he was athletic and bodybuilder type of person. he had blood red hair and eyes combed backwards like Oscar.

he wore a pair of slightly tight black pants and a tight red top which had buttons like a shirt but had no sleeves to cover his strong arms and showed off his well built figure.

but he only did the buttons till the middle of his chest and left it there, looking like a delinquent.

the other person was an extremely beautiful girl. her features were exquisite, she had beautiful lips that were naturally a little rosy.

she had a pretty nose and a pair of gem like crystal blue eyes, beautiful eyebrows and long eyelashes. her hair was extremely beautiful blue colored and reached till the middle of her back.

she had little to no chest, looking like a boys. but her chest was ignored by her other two aspects. her waist was so tight that you could circle your arm around it with ease.

a bubble butt so sexy that were just screaming spank me, you couldn't complete grasp one of her ass cheeks with a hand.

who knows how many people someone would kill to have her sit on his or her face.

and her hips weren't something that you can ignore either, her thighs were in the middle of fat and lean, it would be the dream of countless if not every human, man or woman to have their heads either on them as pillows or between them to get squeezed!

she had the perfect lower body to give birth to a very healthy baby.

her legs were long and beautiful. she looked somewhat like Zhuqing in height, an extremely charming slightly tall girl, which just increased the charm!

she wore a pair of normal but clean and neat black pants that weren't supposed to be tight, but her big ass and hips made that hard to believe.

yup, these two people were Ali's separated forms. his instincts and wild and violent side, Ali Altair. and his emotions and gentle and loving side, Ali Ivan.

she looked like what would have happened if ali was born as a girl. they weren't as good looking as Ali, but Ivan was on the same level and slightly above Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue Gu Yuena.

everyone was staring at the two in awe, especially at Ivan. after all, they had never seen such a beautiful and perfect looking girl.

the boys, other than Tang San, looked to be in love. they all had their mouths wide open, not even Tang San and the girls were exceptions.

Flender didn't have an expression that is as exaggerated as the boys and girls, but he was still really surprised.

"yo bitches." Altair said with a snort and a smirk.

"hello everyone, good morning." Ivan said with a gentle smile and voice that mesmerized everyone once again.

"u-um ahem, hello. but who are you? you aren't students here. there were only five new comers." Flender was the to calm down and then asked.

after all, he had seen the world. and even though Tang San had lived for more than 20 years in his past life, he only stayed in the Tang sect all his life... well that's what was told anyways.

"oh, well you see... it's kind of complicated... so I will explain it from the scratch. you see, Ali's martial soul has an innate that let's him become separated into two people."

"and that separation is the reason why we are here. hi, let me introduce myself. my name is Ali Altair, I am the instincts and wild and violent side of Ali."

"and my name is Ali Ivan. I am the emotions and gentle and loving side of Ali. it's a pleasure to meet you, and I hope that we will get along."

"w-wait what? so you are saying that you are both Ali, but not Ali at the same time?" Tang San asked with confusion and a little bit of seriousness.

after all, this kind of was about Ali's well being. "yes, that's right San'ge. we are him, just that each of us lacks something of him.

and Ali's Divine Devil martial soul also gets separated into two. and since the Divine Devil martial soul has the perfectly balance holy and evil, the separated version will be a completely holy and a completely evil."

I get the hell's Celestial Devil Monarch. and Ivan, or you can call him Eve, has the celestial Divine Angel Monarch.

this is also the reason why our spirit rings are so messed up. because when we separate, each of us can absorb a different spirit ring.

and when we fuse together again, the age and the effect of the spirit ring are also fused. and about our shortcomings after separation...

there isn't anything big to be honest. our power and strength stay the same, but Eve gets most of the speed while I get most of the defense..."

and so the two started explaining the separation to the others.