1 Arrival
Hello guys, I'm finally back after nearly a year of laziness, did ya all miss me? I think not.
The main reason I stopped writing is that I 'grown' up a bit and after I did a quick take at my stories, I decided to end them.
Yes, they are kinda cringe, but wtf man, the wall between cringe and cool is goddamn harsh to pass.
Yet after so long, my boredom takes over me again, ideas resurface in my head, and I have decided to write again. Now it's time to cringe and let my imagination flow.
As I mentioned a long time ago, English isn't my first language, so buckle up for the grammatical errors on the way. This isn't a self-insert by the way, just an OC of mine.
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(3rd POV)
~hmm~ ~hnn~
Inside an ordinary apartment, a black-haired girl you can see every day on the street is humming along to the beat of the song, her appearance isn't important right now for she will die soon.
*DING*
Hearing the notification on her phone, she stopped and looked down. The message was simple: item delivered.
"I didn't order anything though-"
*BEEP* BEEP*
Here came Truck-kun again, shooting from an invisible ram to fly up to the 5th floor of the apartment while drifting himself skillfully mid-air to hit his targetted apartment room.
*BAM*
*Static sound*
"1 female protagonist transferred, do your job ROB, the author ordered a 3 wishes package Pokemon world and no restriction so don't nerf anything."
"Order received."
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[Location: void (customer service room)]
"Welcome new face, welcome to the reincarnation fuckery that is FF!" A humanoid being made of light spread his arm like he was praising the sun.
"Uhh, I have-" Not allowing the soul to finish her sentence, ROB cut right in. "Yada Yada. You know this whole plot already, you died to Truck-kun and now you get reincarnated with 3 wishes and the only limitation is your imagination... wait, you do have 1 limitation, you will go to the Pokemon world because the 'A' man wants you to do something, huh?"
Ignoring the startled soul, ROB continued speaking to itself "Now if you think about it, that isn't bad at all, you have saved a wish for where you are dropping in, lucky you then!"
The girl regains her bearing after hearing the shocking truth and floats there. Moments passed seemed like an eternity for her before she snapped back to reality.
"If you ignore my loving parents back home then my life has never been interesting before. Yeah, this isn't a bad thing at all, dying and reincarnation." She let out a heavy sigh and then looked up at the light figure.
"Can we get to the wishing part already?"
"Of course!"
She opted for a thinking pose for a few seconds then clicked her finger. "If I'm going for a Pokemon world then for my first wish I want to have the knowledge, skills and experience of every single scientist ever existed in carton verse! Without the weakness of any of them!"
The being 'looked' at her strangely for a moment then asked "Why not just wish for every single scientist that has ever existed in fiction?"
"Well you see, I'm not knowledgeable about movies, novels and comic chemistry so I will have to say no to all of that stuff, yes I know I wished for knowledge and all of that but even the smartest man in the universe will slip his mind someday so I would like to stick with what I know the best." She explained,
"Besides, anime is considered a cartoon in some, Phineas and Ferb show exist... and Rick and Morty are shown on Cartoon Network for children's sake!"
"Hmm, fair point, let us move on."
"For my second wish, I want to have a secret base with the best of the best lab equipment like Rick's garage and a warehouse filled with every single material from all fiction world that has ever existed, the warehouse will reset every day so the material will never run out!"
ROB let out a whistle "Nice wish you got there little mad scientist in the making, most of your tech wouldn't work if you don't have the material."
"Yup, now I want to have more wishes" "No." Her request came with an instant rejection. "Why? You said there are no restrictions!"
"Fuck you and every single reader in the multiverse wanting to have more wishes because that would be quote on quote 'smart', we are trying to have a story here so no." The girl didn't understand it much, as if a tinfoil hat was placed on ROB's head making it impossible to understand. (A/N: Get it?)
"Fine, for my final wish, I want to have... uhh... uhm... hm... quick question first, can I make myself a legendary Pokemon that is even stronger than Arceus lore-wise?" the girl hesitated after thinking carefully of what she wanted
"Oh man, I thought you were asking for something like magic but that is absolutely possible my boy... uh girl. I'm ROB, an omnipotent being created solely to fuck up the power scale, tell me what you want your Pokemon to be like!" ROB reply with a big grin as if he is the Truth.
"Uh... I want her to have a dragon body like those main antagonists' dragons from Yugioh and can switch to humanoid. Plus the power of the one above all, the presence, SCP-3812 and the ability to evolve plus adaptation to every single fuck an author could think of in the vast fanfiction/comic verse!" if she still had her human form, this would be the biggest smug grin she will ever have on her face.
(I need an image of a godly monster that fits in the Pokemon world here, if you have 1 please donate cause I can't find one that suits my imagination)
"Done and done, too bad though my man Sam got nerfed that is alright, you can body the whole DC+Marvel bullshit now, plus the ability to travel between timelines, multiverse and all of the shit that an MC would waste a wish on, huh? That's pretty neat if you ask me." ROB said
The soul thought for a bit more and asked the being, "Can you make sure that she will forever be loyal to me? cause if she created an ego somehow then the multiverse is kinda fucked."
"Oh absolutely, that thing came in a pack so no worry, now I must say sorry because you won't get a chance to choose your appearance because it has already been decided by the ******, time to say goodbye!"
"Wait wha-- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" a hole sucked the fortunate soul away and closed moment after, thus the void become nothing again.
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(1st POV)
"Ouch!" landing on your bottom sucks in every single possible scenario, at least the ROB was nice enough to drop me inside my base.
Then a stream of memory suddenly rushed through my head, no, not that kind of memory-receiving scene in other fiction... woah, Rick's experience in breaking the 4th wall! This shit is awesome!
Anyway, for those who are asking for my name then it's very simple, Alicia Shimizu, sounds like a combination of an Eastern and Western name put together for my blue theme alright.
"This new body is so much heavier than my last one... I need a goddamn mirror right now! Hey, base! get me a mirror." It's certainly strange for me to have all these memories and knowledge as if I have them in my head long before all of this but I won't complain.
The only thing I need to know is what I look like, for now.
"Oh, My, God! It's the classic anime beauty filter to the goddamn max!" With long blue hair reaching over my waist, blue eyes and a face that looks a lot like an anime character I know. I look just right in a white/blue female business suit and a labcoat floating behind, it truly gives me a scientist vibe. Not a crazy one though, not many mad scientists wear glasses.
(Imagine made with AI generator)
My newfound beauty can wait for later, now for my true cheat code. "My dear, I know you are there, come out!" I haven't thought of a name for her yet, but I certainly won't be naming her something like "Blue Eyes White Dragon" or "Red eye Black Dragon"
"... No, I wanna sleep now, I just gazed into 10 quadrillions of different timelines of which you became a villain or joke villain just to have fun. No, tomorrow when I finally become motivated enough to limit my power I will come out." Ah, she is just like me before, a lazy bum.
"I know what you are thinking, please make yourself acquainted with the base first... mom." Oh, that triggers something inside me, it certainly does.
"Then can mommy at least look at her daughter's face before going to work?"
"No."
"Well, at least I tried."
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I hope the first chapter isn't so happy, it has been a long time since I came back to writing again.
This story will be updated weekly because I don't have time anymore for daily updates.
