1 fawns

"remind me to remember to love you",ted whispered smiling sheepishly at anne."dont be a retard ted,nobody forgets things like that" ,anne pushed away from his embrace frowning,they'd been together 3 years and ted had mastered his craft of making silly remarks and saying the most ridiculous things,if he wasnt such a talented artiste he may have ventured into comedy and moroonology because he was a special kind of stupid sometimes and to top it all his shit smelled like ginger nd rotten egg,anne stood up from the bed nd walked to the bathroom, it was 7am in the morning and that was his goodmorning!'

"come here babe,i was kidding........sugar boo boo bear"anne ignored him as she brushed her teeth and changed from her pyjamas to tie a towel,she was tempted to crawl back to bed with him with the way he purred her petname but the man had to learn,she jumped in the hot shower and was about to shampoo her hair when a big firm hand around her waist startled her.

"im sorry honey" ted kissed her neck sending shivers down her spine,"i dont forget to love you,the only thing i want to forget are d memories of what your absence felt like,promise not to leave me again,..ill lose my mind and probably sell my kidney and shave off all my hair and start walking with just my knees and tatoo your name everywhere and burn down the house and----

"just shut up already" anne interrupted,where do all your sick ideas come from jesus..ted chuckled",its true cos theres no further foward without you,creatures like you have gone extinct and i know it mustve hurt a little when you fell from heaven "anne blushed like a 5 year old holding her favourite candy."just shut up and kiss me"she pulled him closer and their tongues entwined....

"what time is it"anne pulled away,dnt you have that art to deliver by 9?

"oh shit"ted dashed into the room leqving water droplets all over the tiled floor.........