Chapter 6

LuLu POV:

I woke up to the sound of "cooking like a chef im a five star michelin,"  my head was still pounding from being hit on the head. But once i heard that sentence. GOD DAMN IT wAS FINE. i needed to see who this man was right way.  i then heard foot steps behind me. I flipped my body over to the opposite side of me. I was till very sore from being hit in the head. "looks like someones awake UwU" The man said. i looked up to see a tall man with a blonde mullet. holy shitmommy milkers he was fine.  but then i realized. MY PINK LOVEY DOVEY DILDO IS GONE. "W-W-WHERE IS M-M-MY P-P-PI-" 

"its gone now honey boo boo cakes.  but since you're here anyway... you can be my little squmpshish didaly doo doo sweetcakes. ;)" 

"WHO ARE YOU DADDY"

"Im lee felix my little pineapple seed ;)"

I got up to sit on my ass since my head was hurting from the rock hard ground. hard... anyway. as i sat up felix pulled out a glock 2398fsj. "If you dont saty here forever to be my lord faquid didly boo boo cupcake, ill destroy your insides."

"yes."

"huh"

"destroy me mommy milkers daddy senpai uwu onichan."

"yes honey boo boo apple seeds."

"NO YOUR NOT" someone familiar said. I looked over and saw MY honey boo boo cakes. "CARLA SAVE ME MOMMY." 

carla reached into her back pocket and pulled out.. my pink dildo. are carl and felix gonna fight? is this gonna be daddy vs mommy? I just want my pink dildo back UwU. 

to be continued...