Bachelor bloody party

Franky led the rest of his friends, including the now better Sanji, to the coliseum like building. Walking in, they couldn't believe they hadn't been here before! There were drinking or eating contests at every table. A section with "Live Girls". A fighting pit, as well as a target gallery. It was amazing!

Luffy and Zoro were staring at each other. Looking at the two contests and the fighting pit. They both thought to how they ended up after various events. "Fight then Eat/Drink" They said in unison, only the challenge changing. Zoro didn't really get drunk, but it slowed his reflexes enough to annoy him. Luffy didn't think he'd need Gear Second for any enemy thrown at him, so he didn't want to go into the fight overweight.

Sanji dashed immediately towards the girls. Hoping to take his mind off the horror story that was reality. He needed ladies! Beautiful Ladies! He recoiled as he thought it, half expecting a fist to fly after him for his thoughts. He swore it turned black from the speed it hit him!

Usopp was already at the firing range. Claiming to be the captain of an army of Ten Thousand Men! Though this was quickly crushed by a passing Luffy and Zoro, who boosted his spirits by saying he was the best sniper in the world instead.

Luffy and Zoro inquired about any two vs. however man, matches at the little booth. They were told the fights were typically one on one, though sometimes pirates send their crew in up to a hundred at a time if fighting a strong opponent who agrees to no death. They smiled at each other. Two versus Two-Hundred? Easy enough.

Franky was content to sit and watch. The Captain and Swordsman made a deadly pair he didn't want to disturb. Besides, the use of guns wasn't allowed. He sipped cola and watched. His new Family was just as bonkers as his last one.

Though most of the time they were fighting alone, taking on whoever came at them, they were a devilish pair. People were talking about how dozens at a time were falling from single attacks. The Straw Hats frowned, they thought it was better than that.

After two hundred defeated grunts, the Captains stormed in to the fight. Pissed that their crews lost to only two opponents. One was some twig of a man who reminded Luffy of a light post. The other was a man, who while better proportioned, was about stomach high. They caused both Straw Hats to laugh immensely.

Franky watched a little more closely now. He didn't expect the captains to defend their crew's honor. Then he heard something that made his cyborg skin crawl. This was no longer a brawl.

"You think you can get away with this you two bastards!" The skinny man yelled in anger. Body dripping with something that smelled like fuel. The other short man smiled as he ran close to Luffy. Seeing a wedding ring. "What do you say, Jackie? Beat them up? This one seems to be married!" Hato called to Jackie. "Yeah! Then we'll find that wife of his and show her how real pirates act! That'll teach them to mess with us!" He called back to the foot stool man. Zoro quickly backed away. Earning a smirk from them both.

"Ha! They're scared already!" The light post man named Jackie called back. "Look at him, Hato! He's running away!" Zoro was scared, but not of the two idiots but who they just pissed off, the devil devil.

"We're Jackie and Hato! Feared pirates of the Fire Starter Pirates!" Jackie yelled, not noticing the murderous intent seeping from the Straw Hat wearing stranger.

"Hey! We said we wer-" Hato tried to say, before a hand grabbed his throat. He stared at the boy in front of him. Despair flooded his body as he saw the boy's face. His eyes were turning blood red. He was a true Devil!

Luffy wordlessly drew his right fist back. Staring the short man in the eyes as he felt himself beating him. His being was crushing the man before his fist could even draw back. He was going to kill them both for that threat.

Zoro rushed out of the pit, grabbing Franky as he rushed to the booth master or whatever her title was. He needed to change the rules, now! "Listen! Lady! We need this changed to a killable fight now!" Zoro yelled in desperation. If Luffy broke the rules, the entire place would attack. And Luffy would most likely stomp it all to the ground the second they tried. She looked at him, then the paperwork. She looked over at the pit, not paying any mind to the actual fight. "They jumped in without doing the paperwork. Fair game."

Luffy stared into the eyes of the short bastard. Foam was pouring from his mouth. But he was still conscious. Luffy smiled as he prepared the punch. "DON'T YOU EVER THREATEN MY ROBIN!" Were the last words the man ever heard.

Jackie was on the floor in panic. The Yang to his Yin just…just…had his head caved in! Jackie was a Fuel Fuel Logia, able to turn his body into flammable liquids. Hato had speed, able to ignite the gas by running or hitting whatever it was on at high speeds. He was useless now! Jackie tried to stand, legs weak from the feeling of a thousand punches all over his body. He was a Logia, he told himself. Even if he was useless to actually hurt him without Hato, he still couldn't be hurt!

Luffy dropped the lifeless foot stool on the ground. Walking over to the light post. His only thoughts were Payback. Revenge. True VENGEANCE! He wouldn't dare let anyone threaten Robin like that! His fist was clenched as he kneeled down. Pumping blood throughout his body, he became pink in hue. The blood inside him boiling from pressure, speed, and rage. It was unnecessary for someone that weak, but he wasn't fighting him. He was fighting everyone who would dare hurt her.

The crowd watching, at least those still conscious, were mortified. This went from an amazing duel of unfathomable odds, to a slaughter committed by some monster!

Usopp watched in fear at the sight. He was a bit more resistant, and he would never hurt Robin, so he felt safer knowing this kind of wrath would never be directed at him. Though he wanted to puke at the thought that Luffy could have done that during their fight. Luffy really did go easy on him…

Sanji had left the ladies behind to watch the fight. They had all passed out, which freaked him out, and he needed to see something else. He was by Franky and Zoro as he watched what happened. He had never seen Luffy kill before. He had plenty of opportunity and reason. But this? The man had died in one punch and he was barely able to move, but he knew that must have been the most terrifying moment of his life. He sighed in relief as he thought that Robin would always have a protector. And Sanji would be adding Luffy as a possibility of death as he thought to the light punch he had escaped from Luffy with.

Zoro was relieved. He had killed before, he would kill again. But his captain was able to do it without the entire island trying to kill him back. That was good. It wouldn't ruin the wedding. He had to wonder what would be more terrifying. Luffy right now, or Robin if her wedding was ruined. He didn't want to think about it.

Franky was shocked. Luffy killed Quick Foot Hato in a single punch! Those two were dangerous. Known to burn enemy ships with all their crews still on them. If they were lucky they drowned in the water or burned alive. No good tales existed for those who were captured. They wouldn't be missed by anyone, but still. The thing Luffy did was back too. Knocking out half the coliseum with his anger alone. It was a terrifying weapon he doubted Luffy knew he was using. He thought of how Hato must have gotten some mercy out of it. He was after all the one who merely talked a big game. He was 'too quick' for his own good. Jackie however…Franky hoped Luffy hurt him for what he'd done.

Jackie was terrified as he look around. The rims on the sunken pit were covered with sea prism stone, meant to prevent escape or intervention from most devil fruit users. Jackie was one of them. His logia form could only let him travel up as far as his fuel could reach. Which, from experience, was too low. He watched the devil approach and froze. As long as the guy tired himself out, he could kill him by drowning him is fuel!

Luffy walked slowly towards the man, despite having gone Gear Second. He was looking him over. Thinking how to hurt him. Luffy fought before, but this would be no fight. He would hurt him. He would break every bone. Tear ever muscle. Beat every square inch of this worthless coward into A POOL OF BLOOD!

Jackie stood firm, reassured of himself that he would live and find another fire starting companion. "Go ahead boy, hit!"

Luffy obliged, hitting the light post man's legs repeatedly. Breaking them both to everyone's surprise but his own. He fell backwards and cried. Yelling out. "Ahhh! How?!"

Franky too, was shocked. He saw that Sanji and Zoro weren't surprised. He wanted to fix that quickly, so they knew what Luffy just did. "Guys. Jackie…is a logia." Franky proclaimed. It took a moment before they got it.

"A LOGIA?! HOW DID HE HIT HIM?!"

Luffy's fist were black, but caked in blood. He was walking slowly to the man who lay on the floor. Eyes a burning red.

"I really, REALLY wanted to HIT YOU!" Luffy yelled, sending another black fist to the man's stomach. He felt something burst under the impact and smiled. He wanted this man to hurt.

Jackie cried out in pain as he felt some organ bust. He coughed up blood and looked at the devil. "Please…Mercy." He begged, knowing he couldn't win. The monster could hit him through his Logia form. He was defenseless.

Something burned inside Luffy. He heard a voice. Robin's voice, inside his mind. The threat burned hotter. What he'd do to her if Luffy wasn't able to stop him. He took off his hat and tossed it far away. It would be stained if it stayed on.

He stood over the man who pleaded. Begged. Bartered. Anything to avoid what would happen next. It only enraged Luffy more. He picked him up by the collar with one hand. Staring into his eyes, but not using whatever knocked the other guy out. He wanted to avoid him going unconscious.

"Is that what she would've said?" Luffy asked in a horrifyingly calm but loud voice.

Zoro filled with disgust as he remembered the comment the guy made. Knowing what kind of "Pirate" he didn't want to be.

Sanji filled with hate. He wanted to kick this guy down the fucking bedrock! But he knew Luffy would do much worse. Plus this way, he could watch.

Usopp was scared. Was this what a pirate was? Someone who would do that to a woman? Was that why people called his father scum? What would Kaya do if she thought Usopp would become like him?

The crowd was now fully awake to watch the show, more or less ignoring what happened. They missed the punches connecting to his legs, but knew the kid hit him. At the comment they knew what was coming next. He may very well deserve it.

Jackie could not have been more horrified. He had threatened the Devil's wife. Incurring his full wrath. He watched as he drew his arm back, coiling it as he did. He hoped he could die from fear first.

Luffy was beyond anger. He was going to hit this man for everything he had done and would do. He was this man's Judge and Executioner. Once Luffy hit the wall on the far end of the pit he yelled, a blood curdling yell like no one had heard. Not even his crew. They stared at their captain like he wasn't even Luffy anymore. Like he wasn't even human.

"GUM GUM KINTAMA RIFLE!" Was yelled so loud, with such anger, that it was heard throughout the island. So were the screams of Jackie.

His manhood was utterly destroyed. Removed by the black fist of the Rubber Devil. He had felt every iota of pain. But something wouldn't let him pass out. This evil monster who willed everyone else to faint, was willing him conscious! This was hell!

Silence fell upon everyone. Burn Mark Jackie could never hurt another woman again. There was a cheer that everyone but Jackie and the Monster heard. Both too engrossed each other.

Luffy pushed him back to the floor. He deserved more pain, but needed to be ended. This man would harbor more anger than anyone in the world if he survived. Luffy couldn't risk it. He jumped in the air and drew back his arms. Letting out another yell.

"GUM GUM JET GATLING!" These were the last words heard by Burn Mark Jackie.

Luffy left the arena with a smile. He had wiped scum off the face of the planet. He looked down at his hand. He ring was miraculously clean. He smiled, thinking back to his Grandpa.

"Luffy! I thought you could use this!" Garp yelled to his grandson. Luffy defended, thinking it would be a 'Fist of Love'. To Luffy's surprise, he pulled out a tiny box. "Luffy. I know you probably don't think about marriage. But you're becoming a man. A man with great luck! You're my grandson after all!" Garp yelled, confident his name alone could get him a lady. He saw Luffy trying to sneak away and him "Listen to me! I'm your Grandpa damnit! So here. This has been passed down for years. Though you may not be a marine, LIKE I WANTED YOU TO BE! You can still have a happy life. Don't be stupid with it Luffy. Give this to who you love most."

Luffy smiled as he looked at it again. "Thanks, Gramps." He said to himself as he left the arena. "I'm the happiest man ever."