2 2- R.O.B. & Reincarnation

'So I'm finally dead huh. I can't see, hear, touch, smell or feel anything, but strangely, I can know what's around. Its certainly the nothingness or void that those novels described.', thought a ball of light, suspended in the infinite empty space. And no, it has not been there for an unknown large amount of time as those fanfics tell, instead he just appeared here, and just as this thought came to it, the light ball a.k.a. Zayaan's soul got sucked into a whirlpool resembling a black hole.

Here Zayaan gets a different sensation. If in the void, he feels nothing at all, here in the new space he can clearly feel his emotions and desires.

'So what's going to happen next? Meeting R.O.B.?? Did I die due to a mistake made by Him, His son, or t̶r̶u̶c̶k̶ gun-kun, or did I make so many merits that I deserve another chance?'

<<neither>>

'R.O.B.?? Sure enough, those novels and animes didn't deceive me. Can you read my thoughts?? Of course you can.. Can you tell me what going to happen to me now??'

<<I'm just an AI created by GOD, and yes, you are getting a chance to be reincarnated. For your information, its not due to any whim, grand plan, fate, karma or error; it's just because you wanted to re-watch "Naruto" anime but couldn't watch it, and you also downloaded "Lord of Mysteries" novel, but couldn't read it again, and died. This triggered what you people call a hidden easter egg in your world, and made you eligible for this.>>

<<My job is to tell you the specifics of the process so that you will not act like a countryside hillbilly after reincarnation like the previous ones. So I'll answer your questions, if you have any, after the explanation. Is that clear till now??>>

'yes, yes, yes.. Good things need to be said three times. Heheh. I mean please start your performa.. ahem, I mean explanation, Honourable AI'

<<Okay, so according to the Easter Egg #663356899765433356678999976501 you triggered, you'll be reincarnated into the Naruto World with a system of "Lord of the mysteries" power ups and commodities. The power systems of two worlds don't conflict, so you can use both Chakra and Spiritual energy.>>

<<The system currency is civilization points. As you know the LoTM world civilization of humans was facing a catastrophe, and so is Naruto world's. So the more your actions benefit the world, the more power you can get from the system. Your path is fixed as the path of protagonist Klein, that is the "Seer pathway" and you will also get access to the Seer pathway sefirot- The Origin Castle". Do you have any questions till now? >>

'Ah yes, since there's no high level person in the path, will I get ravings and experience loss of control?? What will be the timeline and my identity? Also, will I get any novice gift bag??'

<<For your first question, although there's no high level person of the same pathways to influence the lower ones, the first pathway beyonders will still have to control spirituality as a part of testing the will of the beyonder, no raving though. For your other questions, you actually have 5 wishes you can make. You can include timeline and identity as 1 wish, and get 4 others as novice gift. If you don't set timeline and identity, they will be set randomly before Kaguya's resealing. >>

'No no, timeline and identity are too important. Not only that, another wish has to include my looks too. It's one in a lifetime opportunity to get perfect abs and biceps without hardwork. Although potion will give me good looks, its a common routine in mysticism that 1+1>2. Hmm.., i have a few questions now. Will the system give me recipes, potions, or extraordinary characteristics of other pathways for giving to other people? And will system be active since birth? '

<<yes, you can give them to others and it will work. And no, the system and your previous life memories will be active on your 11th birthday as that is the age when natal spiritual power of humans stabilizes. (A/N: Harry Potter reference here. Pat me with powerstones) Doing it before 11th year of age will reduce spirituality upper limit until you become an angel.>>

'Then I'll think my goal will be to bring the whole ninja world under the new gods, and I'll be pioneer to this new system, but not the only top powerhouse. Its good, I won't be alone then.'

'Now that I think about it, the original Naruto World is the world of bloodlines. Only Senju, Uzumaki, Hyuga, Uchiha and moon Otutsuki families are descendants of Kaguya Otutsuki and only these have the potential to reach Six Paths level, others are just temporary workers like Might Guy or sit on sidelines playing with bubble wraps. Since the civilization has to be grown, I have to focus on the complete natives. The blood5 had all the right resources, but they have always been stupid. I mean, Naru Saku are so weak in Boruto for a reason. Hyuga didn't get rid of slavery, and no one went to moon for saving Toneri after knowing that he has been sealed there.'

'So I'll need excellent civilians, nobles (author believes all ruling class, not caste class are called nobles in Naruto World.) and shinobis to work with. But ninja clans like ino shika cho trio and shinobis like Chiyo also needs to be removed from collaboration as much as possible. The former group has no backbone for righteousness unless it comes to their own profit, while the latter is simply a bad parent/grand parent and let Sasori astray. Yes that was my cute little brother Sasori, damn it Kishimoto.'

'Honorable AI, I have decided to reincarnate 13 years before the third ninja world war.  That means I'll be the same age as Obito. For my identity, make me the young master of Tanazaku Quarters town of Land of Fire. As for my appearance, please see the paragraph comments. Hehe.'

<<This will consume 2 wishes. You have 3 more left. >>

'Now I want to use my 3 wishes in my newbie gift pack. 1. Seer potion 2. All Mystic ritual knowledge 3. Traveller ability sealed item'

<< Sorry but you cannot get "all" mystic ritual knowledge as your path is that of the Seer, not of Reader. Friendly reminder that it will be more cost effective to buy knowledge from the system. Please choose a different wish. >>

' In that case, I want my spirituality to be atleast 5 level higher. If this is also not possible, then can it be done while I'm in the sefirot only?'

<<Yes, this wish is acceptable with the restriction. If you have no more questions, then we will proceed with the reincarnation process. >>

' No, I'll figure out the rest on my own. Btw, can you tell me about the GOD who created you? You see, I died because of faith. Before starting my new life, I atleast want to know the truth of so many religions.'

<<Fine, but I can only give you a hint. You have to understand that the GOD who created me is different from the God you will become. The GOD doesn't need any energy to do things, he merely wills it to happen. Even the concept of will is due to his willing it. He sends his messengers, avatars, servants, etc. to different civilizations to help them but people always distort their teachings later. That's the truth behind your death. Now hurry up, its time for you to go on your journey. >>

'Thank you. New life, here I come.'

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