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Lost in Honkai, Starting the Gentleman Simulator (continuation)

Traversing into the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Lu Yu activated his own simulator. [Simulator Activated] [As a host, please act as a gentleman and guide the heroines towards a healthy path in the simulation!] "Miss Kiana Kaslana, I am enchanted by your beauty." "Bishop Theresa, I'll be waiting for you at the church tonight." "Mei Raiden, you don't want your father to go to jail, do you?" "Queen Cecilia, tonight I am your dog!" Lu Yu: "The dog system took a bite out of me, where's the gentleman you promised?" (Note: This book is fanfiction with numerous alternative character developments. If you dislike it, please avoid reading.) This is a Chinese Translated Fanfic Author: 一只鸽子(A Pigeon) Link: https://trxs.cc/tongren/7875.html (so I decided to continue where the last translator left off, if you want to read this from the start check out: https://www.webnovel.com/book/lost-in-honkai-starting-the-gentleman-simulator_26981270505945205) also my knowledge of chinese and Honkai impact is abysmal so point out any errors and just me being a dumbass about the lore

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Chapter 91: 28cm Terrifying as hell (4K)

[During the training with the S-class female Valkyries from Schicksal, Rita and Bianka, the two female Valkyries pointed out the shortcomings in your combat skills, you have great power but you don't have effective combat skills against the Honkai Beasts, in response to this the two S-class female Valkyries gave you a professional video lecture as well as practical training, your skills against the Honkai Beasts have been greatly improved.]]

[The host has received a special lesson on Honkai Beasts from two S-rank female Valkyries from Schicksal, and at the end of the simulator the host will receive the following skill bonuses.]

[Versus the Honkai Beast Special Offense (1 Star) - Passive Skill: You understand the habits of the Honkai Beast and how it fights, and your full attributes will be boosted by approximately 5% when fighting the Honkai Beast].

[age 54: It has been close to a year since you received training from the Valkyries of Schicksal, and in that year your strength has continued to soar, and now you are able to defeat the Valkyrie Rita without the use of a Rekton, though you are still a bit lacking when you face the Valkyrie Bianka].

[You understand the truth, some Valkyries can become S-class Valkyries because she can only be S-class, while some Valkyries can become S-class Valkyries because the highest rank of a Valkyrie is only S-class!

Dog system, I suspect you're insulting the tower! Even though my Tazo-san is the bottom of the S-ranked Valkyries, and even though she can only fight a cat 50/50, she is at least S-ranked!

[Age 55: You may be over half a century old, but you've penetrated the DNA, you've stimulated your special genes, and your appearance looks almost as good as it did when you were thirty years old!

[Age 56: After another year of training, you have finally fought Bianka with skill without either side utilizing their special powers! At the same time your third-generation Thresholdless Artificial Stigma has been successfully developed!]

[To celebrate the results of your training and the successful development of the new stigma, your wife Rozaliya has arranged a grand reception.]

After solving the problems with your combat skills, your strength is not what it used to be, and it's time for the two Valkyries to part with you. In order to thank the two Valkyries for cultivating you, you decided to personally send them back to Schicksal as a token of your gratitude.

Unfortunately, before you could send them back, the two female Valkyries were found to be pregnant at the same time!

Lu Yu: "??????"

"No, the hell am I training combat skills or flirting with girls?!"

"Obviously the plot doesn't even say what I did with these two goods, can you not stuff me in with two wives so suddenly!"

[57: You're double married again! This time it's even more outrageous than the last time, your new wives include Cocolia, who was once the ally of Anti-Entropy, as well as the two female Valkyries of Schicksal, and the world says they're not surprised by this anymore!"]

"Hey, hey, hey, dog system you're messing with me! I obviously don't have a good color related talent ah, how could I mess ... up?"

Lu Yu had wanted to say that he wouldn't flirt, but he suddenly remembered that two of his three talents seemed to be more or less tainted with a bit of colorfulness this time around.

Inside his own three major talents this time, the Desert Reaper is not to be talked about, as there is nothing about him flirting with women inside the Ascended One's backstory, this talent should be safe and sound.

As for the remaining two.

Hiss ...

Lu Yu sucked in a mouthful of cold air.

Rasputin, Rasputin's full name was Gregory Yefimovich Rasputin, and this person had a very anticlimactic legend in the world before he crossed over.

In the rumor, Rasputin was just an ordinary country doctor, but his life was not simple.

It was said that Rasputin had grown up not doing his job, living his life by cheating and seducing girls, and that this man was also a highly skilled liar who proclaimed himself to be a man of God, but later generations proved that Rasputin was nothing more than a liar.

If we were to say what Rasputin is most talked about, we would have to mention two of his specialties.

The first specialty was Rasputin's immortality, or his life force against all odds.

In the rumor that Rasputin plagued Russia, so Yusupov, the prince of Tsarist Russia, decided to kill Rasputin. Yusupov used his own wife as a bait, and after attracting Rasputin to his house as a guest, Yusupov began the murder of Rasputin.

First, Yusupov prepared a large number of snacks and sweet wine mixed with poisonous chemicals, which were so powerful that a cup of poisonous wine or a piece of snack could poison a strong adult to death for an ordinary person.

However, Rasputin ate these as if nothing had happened, he was not affected in any way, and even ate a few more pieces of snacks and praised the flavor in passing!

After the method of poisoning Rasputin failed, Yusupov took a pistol and gave Rasputin a shot, which went straight through Rasputin's lung lobe.

After being shot, Rasputin fell to the ground, however, just when Yusupov thought Rasputin had ascended to heaven, Rasputin suddenly opened his eyes.

Rasputin shouted, "I'm going to tell the Queen tomorrow, and I'm going to hang you tomorrow!"

Next, someone else gave Rasputin a shot, and Rasputin fell again.

This time, just in case the man didn't die, a third man took a pistol and added a shot to Rasputin's head, which went straight into Rasputin's brain.

Just in case Rasputin didn't die, one man also listened carefully to Rasputin's pulse and heartbeat, and he confirmed that Rasputin was dead.

The next most horrible thing happened.

Just as several men were discussing what to do with Rasputin's body, the man who had been shot three times opened his eyes again!

Rasputin's actions at that moment scared everyone, so someone in a panic casually picked up a dumbbell and slammed it on his head several times in succession, and picked up a dagger and stabbed Rasputin several times in succession.

At this point Rasputin again collapsed and stopped breathing completely. Several terrified henchmen carried the body into a car, and after driving a few kilometers, they cut a hole in the ice of the frozen Neva River, where they bundled up the body and threw it in.

Two days later, the police found Rasputin's body under the ice and reported it to the Empress. Doctors examined the body, and they were surprised to find that the gunshot wounds, blows and stabbings were not fatal, and as for the toxins, they were nowhere to be found; Rasputin's lungs were full of water.

If what was dumped in the river was a corpse, there is no way he could have had that much water in his lungs, which means the dude drowned in the glacier!

Strong vitality is Rasputin's first specialty.As for the second well ...

Gregory Yefimovich Rasputin, who was known for his obscene life, had a part of his body cut off after his death and displayed in a museum in St. Petersburg, which is 28.5cm long!

Long, long, very long!

Then there's the Blue Gunslinger talent for Surge Spin.

This talent is a system playing tricks on the system, but his effect is real.

This talent actually refers to the Celtic myth of the great hero Cú Chulainn.

Celtic mythology, the protagonist of the main character regardless of gender is basically a high-level teasing machine, the harem reverse harem or something for the protagonist of the Celtic mythology is basically a standard match.

Cú Chulainn naturally needless to say, in the myth of the hero is not only handsome but also able to fight, his ability to flirt with women that is also well known.

Adult Cú Chulainn captured his teacher Skaha's rival beautiful warrior Aoife, and then let people give him a child, and then Cú Chulainn and his wife Emel married, in the legend of Cú Chulainn also got from the goddess Morrigan's adoration, coupled with some of the history of the wild, combined, we can say that the dog's teasing technology belongs to the unique kind of class.

Then the question comes.

When a man with twenty-eight centimeters and excellent stamina and will flirt with the appearance of what will happen?

The answer to this question Lu Yu now already understand.

Damn himself for being in his fifties, first it was Rosalia, then Eden, then Cocolia, and now it was Rita and Bianka.

Hiss! Twenty-eight centimeters of terror like that!

It's true that only a strong principal can capture a young girl's heart ah!

With twenty-eight inside in hand, would a minotaur or something stand a chance? It doesn't exist, it's impossible!

"System, I have a question."

"You said ..."

"Is it possible, I'm just saying is it possible ah. I can find a similar ability in the techniques and powers you sell!"

[System: ...]

[Please ask the host to do the simulation seriously!

"No, I'm serious ah, points are negotiable! Size we can also discuss it, twenty-eight can not we twenty-five twenty-four can not not be acceptable, and then can not give me a twenty-two also make up?"

[age 59: After several years, you once again came to the Divine Order headquarters to meet with Otto Apokalis. You're friendly with this Heaven's Destiny controller who gave you a wife, after all, the Heaven's Destiny Marriage Agency lives up to its name!"]

"Che, petty!"

[Otto tells you that he is done preparing, originally he arranged for someone else to be in charge of defeating him when he reached the state of a pseudo-god, but your appearance gave Otto a better choice.]

[Otto told you that after he activated the First God's Key you had to defeat him, if you couldn't then you would die, Otto didn't want to screw you over, he gave you one last chance to choose, he told you that you could go back to practicing for a while longer, are you going to listen to Otto and go back to stacking your life for a few more years?]

[Go back to Forgery and stack for a few more years: I'm still young, I can stack for a few more years!]

[I'm not stacking anymore: the crystals are going to explode, it's time to join the group!]

"I won't fold it."

It was sixty years old, and according to the simulation rules that Lu Yu had mastered, Lu Yu felt that this time was about right.

He didn't have the extra option to give birth to a talent that increased his lifespan, and there was no event that increased his lifespan in this event, although his vitality was very strong, but lifespan and vitality were two things, Lu Yu estimated that he would die naturally when he reached eighty-nine or ninety years of age.

After all, once inside the simulation, Lu Yu took a dream life talent, that is born on the purple gas surrounded by a simulation, but still natural death.

From that time onwards Lu Yu understood that the simulation had strict rules, and that you would die a natural death within the realm of normal people if your talent and events didn't include something that increased your lifespan.

[At the old headquarters of the Schicksal - Kolosten, Otto Apocalypse initiated his plan, and under his arrangement, you and he put on a big show together.]

[Otto opened a global broadcast to reveal the truth of the Honkai to the world and announced his resignation as the Bishop of Schicksal, appointing Delisa Apocalypse to take over. Meanwhile, using the whereabouts of the 'Domination Core' as bait, the main group was lured to Kolosten]

[Otto confesses his plan to the Hyperion group - to turn back the clock five hundred years at the cost of the 'present' and give the group a final twelve hours to stop himself].

[After learning of Otto's plan, you and several Valkyries came to fight Otto under the banner of saving the world!]

[After a fierce battle, Otto escaped into the Void Space in Korosten's church and left a Imaginary Rift, and used his power to generate a Binding Barrier to cover the entire church, and unleashed the "Divine Grace Boundary", pretending to blast you to death!]

[Theresa used the 11th God's Key of Restraint to unleash a "Boundary of Divine Grace" of the same scale, canceling out Otto's "Boundary of Divine Grace".]

[When the Valkyries were about to chase Otto into the void, you stopped them and entered the void alone.]

[Inside the space, you met Otto, who had turned into a pseudo-god. Otto himself is a Void, so Otto's power within the Imaginary space is nearly unlimited.]

[You are not weak compared to Otto the Pseudo-God, you have a complete set of artificial stigmata that you have accomplished by yourself, Otto the Pseudo-God's attacks on you are not fatal, plus you have superior fighting skills and strength that has been stacked up for sixty years, now you are even 64 to 64 with Otto the Pseudo-God.]

[With one side having unlimited power and the other side having unbelievable life force, neither Pseudo-God Otto nor you will be able to kill each other in a short period of time.]

[But you weren't going to use normal methods to defeat Otto, in fact you had an even crazier idea!]

[You are the Ascended One of Forgery, you are the Grim Reaper from the desert, you want to lead mankind to victory, you want to complete the most perfect evolution in the world.]

[In these sixty years, you have penetrated all the secrets of DNA, and your special physique coupled with your infinite knowledge can even allow you to make your DNA identical to someone's for a short period of time!]

[You activated the power of the Artificial Stigmata, you had a fifteen-second burst period, you hit Otto hard, and at the moment when the power of the Void Space was repairing the injured body of the Pseudo-God Otto, you seized the opportunity to record the power from the Void, which you quickly analyzed, and at the same time, you assimilated Otto's DNA!]

"You became a pseudo-god!

[You yourself became a pseudo-god, but because you are an ascended being, you are a special individual who is not under the control of the imaginary tree, and you once again entangled yourself with the pseudo-god Otto]]

[This is your plan, not only are you going to fulfill Otto's wish, you're going to face the Imaginary Tree head on, you're going to master the origin of this world!