Your jokes go overboard

It slowly started rising with numbers.

Many people had the same scores. No idea why, but they are kept in the same place.

Hearing it, I looked at Paula. She grabbed my hand thingy. She smiled and said, "Top five."

"You will be in the top three," I said. Hearing me, Paula nodded, and I could hear, "Jack Smith."

Hearing it, I looked at her.

"What is happening?"

"No idea. I will go," I said. Hearing me, Paula nodded, and when I came on stage, I looked at my diploma and said, "Might I know where I made a mistake?"

"You are so confident."

"Yes. I just want to see it," I said. Hearing me, the person nodded. Seeing it, I do not know where I could lose over ten points.

Seeing it, I could see that talk become louder.

"You are a cocky bastard," an older man who wanted to kick me away said. Hearing it, I smiled and said, "No. Just want to check with everyone here present where I made a mistake. Which caused me to lose so many points."

Hearing me, he nodded. Seeing his look and the headmaster coming closer, I shook my head. Not long after, my paper came.

Seeing it, I looked at it and said, "One wasn't checked."

"What?" the older man said, and as he looked at me, he came closer. Looking at it, he said, "Who checked it?"

Seeing that nobody move their hand, I said, "So human mistake. I hope you can check it."

"Old fraud, let me check it," the older man said. Hearing it, most people looked at the doors.

Seeing it, I do not know who he is. Seeing him looking at me, he said, "We meet once again. Young Smith. Let me check what is happening here."

"Oh, nothing professor," an old man close to me said. Hearing it, I could see a young person walking close to me with a younger person close.

Seeing him looking at me, he said, "I come from Sorbonne. Just now after meetings. Fred my glasses."

"Yes, professor," the younger said, and when I looked at Fred, I could recognise his voice. As he looked at me, the older man looked at the paper and said, "All is good."

He kept repeating while moving papers. He looked for a few seconds, repeating all. When he had done this, he said, "Someone else had a perfect score."

"No" I do not know who said it. Hearing it, he said, "good work Smith. I would like to talk to you soon. I need to check the rest of the top five. If someone didn't make any mistake."

"Ok," I said, and when he nodded, I came out. Seeing it, I came back to Paula. Seeing me, she said, "You know who he is."

"No idea."

"Marc Anderson," she said.

"Who?"

"Best mathematician in Europe," she said. Hearing it, I nodded. Seeing it, she smiled, and I could see that everyone who was in front of me went down. Seeing it, I smiled and looked at them.

As I keep doing it, Paula is called. Hearing it, she smiled, and I could hear that she lost three points.

Knowing it, I looked at her. Seeing my look, she smiled and walked to the person who was third.

Seeing it, finally, once again, my name comes.

I have not received a diploma. I could see that they have not prepared over four more.

Seeing that everyone who is below me. Have a proper one. I smiled, and I kept listening to the speech.

First, who organised it, and after this, the headmaster.

While this all keeps happening, I monitor Paula.

Seeing her expression change, she passed me her things and said, "I can't stand them. Keep them."

"Ok," I said, and she ran somewhere. Seeing it, the headmaster looked at her and he continued his speech.

When he was almost done, Paula came back, and she took back what I kept holding.

Seeing it, I smiled, and she said, "Thanks."

"No problem."

Hearing me, he nodded, and when we did this all, we could finally come out.

Seeing it, the headmaster said, "Evans, what was this?"

"Bathroom. I couldn't hold it anymore."

"Ok," he said, and after coming out, I could see Mister Anderson waiting for us. Seeing him, the headmaster said, "Hello mister Anderson."

"Hi. Can I take Jack with me for a second? I need to talk with him," he said.

"Ok," the headmaster said, and when I nodded, I followed him. After we came to the room, I could see a younger person who came earlier with him. Seeing me, he said, "oh, Jack. Come help us with this."

"What?" I said while seeing him showing me the paper. Seeing it, I looked at it. This is what Megan sends me to test.

Seeing it, I looked at it and said, "So you were with Megan."

"Oh, you're calling her by name," Fred said.

"Oh, young Williams?" Anderson asked.

Hearing it, I nodded, and as I looked at Fred, I said, "Can I make a picture and look at it later? I need to think about this more."

"Ok," he said, and after I took a few pictures, I said, "I will go now. I will send them to Megan. She should send them to you."

"Ok," Fred said. Hearing it, I nodded, and when I shook hands with him and Mister Anderson, I came out.

While there, I came out, and while seeing Paula waiting for me, she said, "I talked with the headmaster. He comes back to school with the teacher. So let's drive to have dinner."

"It is too early," I said.

"I know. So that is why we are going there," Paula said while smiling. Seeing it, I nodded, and after sitting in Ann's car, she looked at us. Seeing her look, Paula punched her shoulder and said, "Condoms. Your jokes go overboard."

"Oh, come on," he said while laughing. Hearing it, I looked at Paula, and as she looked outside, we started driving to the flat.

When we kept doing it, we finally got there. Seeing it, I looked at Paula and asked, "You know what you want for dinner?"

"Yes. Curry from one place. So you can't do it," she said. Hearing it, I nodded, and when she smiled, she said, "You know which one. Right, Ann."

"Yes. I will go there in an hour."

"Two. We still have some snacks left," Paula said.

"We are recently, too. So let's have at least two until you go there," I said.

"Oh good point," Paula said. Seeing her smiling, I nodded, and we came out. After coming outside, we walked into the flat.

While there, I smiled, and after Paula opened the flat, I followed her inside.

She smiled and said, "So now."

"Bathroom. It will take me a long time. So use it," I said. Hearing me, Paula nodded and walked there.

Seeing it, I smiled, and when she came out, I walked inside. After doing what I needed, I came out and looked at her.

Seeing me, Paula smiled and said, "Here for you."

"Oh, thank you," I said while grabbing tea.

While having it, I smiled, and as she looked at me. I took a sip. When I did this, Paula said, "So now, let's check it. Once again."

"Oh, what?" I asked.

Hearing me, she smiled and said, "Many things. For now, I want this," and she kissed me.

When she did this, I smiled, and she said, "So now. We can watch something."

"Ok," I said. Hearing me, Paula nodded, and as I looked at her, she smiled, and we sat on the couch. While I was there, I looked at her. Seeing my look, she smiled, and she found some old comedy.

I have not seen it for a long time. As I looked at it, we started watching it.

While we keep doing it, for some time no idea when it passed. While seeing it, I looked at Paula while looking at the credits. Seeing it, I smiled, and when she smiled, she said, "so now. Time to tell Ann to go for it."

"Oh yes," I said. Seeing Paula smile, she said, "No alcohol anymore."

"Still. No driving today," I said.

"Ok," she said. Hearing it, I smiled, and when she kissed me, she called Ann to go to dinner for us.

While seeing it, I smiled, and when she came back, I could see her looking at me. Seeing her look, she said, "hour for it."

"Great."

Hearing me, she nodded, and my phone started ringing. Hearing it, I said, "I will answer it."

"Ok," she said. Hearing me, she nodded, and I took the phone and answered. When I did this, I looked at Paula and said, "Yes."

"What place?" Megan voices.

"First. Full. I will talk to you later. Now I am busy," I said.

"Ok. When you will have time, we can talk," she said, and I hung out.

When I did this, I smiled and came back to Paula. Seeing my look, she asked, "Something is happening."

"Oh, my friend called. I will talk later with her."

"Her," she said. Hearing Paula's voice changing, I said, "Oh, do not worry. She is engaged to my friend, who helps me find a place to live for myself."

"Oh. I hope so," Paula said. Hearing it, I smiled and said, "I would never cheat. Do not worry."

"I hope so. I need to tell you that Ann is great with knives."

"Ok. For sure," I said. Hearing me, Paula laughed for a quick second, and when she hugged me. We once again started watching. Now series.