Chapter 17

Gensokyo - The Bamboo Forest of the Lost

-= MC's Point of View =-

'They finally calmed down.'

I thought as I tried to savor the squishy sensation in my memory.

"Calm down girls, why are you suddenly fighting?"

I said to them as I folded my arms in the air.

The first one to react was Yukari.

"W-Wh-WH-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA"

She was stuttering like that with a stupidly crimson expression on her face.

'Did I glitch her or something?'

I thought as I tried very hard to hold back the laugh that threatened to come out from my mouth.

*Turn around*

Then the powerful Goddess turned to look at me.

*Flinch*

'D-Damn, those eyes are scary.'

I thought as I was a little frightened by her eyes.

"YOU'RE SO..."

She said with a crazy tone.

'S-So dead?'

I thought as I prepared to block an attack from her.

"Cute~!"

*Zap* *Boing*

"Wha-MUFF?!"

'W-Why is my face suddenly placed between her breasts?!'

I thought as I was instantly captured and was trying to escape from her absurdly strong hands.

*Fwish*

Her six wings then suddenly moved and embraced me from behind, now I'm tightly hugged by her like a body pillow.

'D-Damn, I actually can't escape?! should I transform?!'

I panicked since she was stronger than me in my First Form.

"Fufu~ you won't escape from me~ just obediently succumb and become mine~"

She teasingly whispered those words in my ear.

'She's not angry? What the fuck is going on?!'

I was extremely dumbfounded by the fact that instead of getting beaten... I was actually being harassed by such an insanely celestial beautiful and a powerful Goddess at that.

"So~ what is your name cutie~?"

'How should I react to this situation? My son down there definitely enjoys it but my pride is...'

I'll answer her question for now at least.

*Ruffle*

*Inhale* "K-Killua."

I told her my name as I barely managed to get my face out of her breasts.

'Shit, she's way too OP for a cute girl.'

"Killua~? Such a cute name~!"

"T-Thank you?"

"Alright Killua dear, my name is Shinki~ and I will take good care of you from now on~"

"Is that so?"

"Yes cutie~ so won't you become mine~?"

*Pat* *Pat*

"..."

She said that as she began patting my head.

'Why do I feel like I'm getting a taste of my medicine?'

I thought as I just stayed in place and nonchalantly enjoy the feeling for now.

SHOTA IS THE BEST.

"YoU BiTcH, g-get AWAY from him."

*Turn around*

Yukari suddenly said something at the side and we turned to her, well… mostly Shinki, since I was just captured by her.

'Her wings are warm though… I like this...'

"Ara? You're still here YoUkAi-CHAN? Won't you FUCK OFF already~?"

'Not again…'

Why are they fighting over me? I just don't understand…

Is Shota this popular in this world?

"H-He's mine, I found him FIRST."

Yukari complained with a red face.

"Then why are you embarrassed like a little girl~? Are you saying the Gap Youkai is that pure~?" *Smirk*

Shinki then teased her with a smirk.

'I'm sorry Shinki, but that's how a normal girl should react… you're the abnormal one here...'

I thought as I casually rested my head over her breasts and let her wings cuddle me closer to her body.

'I might get addicted to this...'

"Fufu~"

*Pat* *Pat*

In response to my actions, she just giggled and let me do what I wanted while patting my head.

SHOTA IS THE BEST.

"Y-Yo-Yo-YOU LITTLE BITCH!!"

"What? Are you jealous~?" *Smirk*

'Shinki… don't tease her too much...'

"I'LL KILL YOU."

'I know it… I better stop them now.'

"Alright Alright, let's calm down for now Okay? And Shinki-san... can you please release me?"

I said loudly as I lifted my hands above my head.

"If you say so dear... then I have no other choice, but don't try to escape~"

*Fwish*

Shinki finally retracted her hands and wings so that I was released from her grasp.

"Phew, and Yukari-san, can you please disperse those gaps?"

I said as I pointed to the sea of bloody gaps in the sky.

"NOT AFTER SHE DISPERSE HERS."

Yukari snarled as she pointed to the sea of huge eyes with wings in the sky behind Shinki.

"Shinki-san?"

I said as I looked towards Shinki.

"Fine then."

*Wave*

When she noticed my gaze, she agreed and made those eyes disappear with a wave of her hand.

I then nodded at that and turned back towards Yukari.

"..."

But she didn't close her gaps, so I added.

"Yukari-san?"

"...alright."

She said begrudgingly as the gaps in the sky behind her closed instantly.

*Clap*

I then clapped my hands together and said.

"Good, now then, why don't we start with an introduction?"

"..."

"..."

*Nods* *Nods*

The two women glared at each other for a few seconds before they nodded in approval.

*Nods* "But first I would like my friend to be present, she's the girl standing over there, she's actually the owner of this place and the one that is taking care of me right now, we live together in that house over there."

I said as I pointed towards Mokou and her house in order.

"!"

"!"

"Let's go assemble with her first and then we can introduce ourselves."

*Step* *Step*

And then I began leisurely walking towards Mokou's location, while walking in the air of course.

'I always dreamed of doing this back in the old days, good job me.' *Smirk*

"..."

"..."

After some time, I can feel the two following behind me, Shinki to my right and Yukari to my left.

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Gensokyo - The Bamboo Forest of the Lost

-= Fujiwara no Mokou's Point of View =-

'No no no no no, why the fuck are they coming here?!!'

I thought as I could feel cold sweat forming in my back.

'B-But this is my area, so I c-can't run away just like that.'

"..."

I panicked since I can see Killua nonchalantly walking in the air towards me and those terrifying women are following behind him like some obedient wives.

'HOW THE HELL DID HE TAME THOSE WOMEN???!!!'

Damn it, if I wasn't immortal, I would have already reached The Great Fucking Hakurei Barrier by now.

"Yoo! Mokou-chan~"

Killua said as he reached me.

'Fuck your 'Yoo', you barstard! Why did you bring them to me?!!'

I grumbled inwardly as those two women reached here too.

"W-What do you want?"

I asked him.

"A Human?"

"...really now?"

The absurd Goddess and the scary Youkai suddenly said something.

"?!"

And I cowered under their examining eyes.

"Well, I just want us to introduce ourselves together."

'I don't want that, thank you fucking very much.'

I feel the urge to say that, but I didn't dare in front of those scary women.

So I said this instead.

"F-Fine."

"Good, then should I start first? Well, my name is Killua and I'm 22 years old."

"?"

"?"

"?"

'Is he an idiot? Who would believe that? Since he's a male God, I bet he's at least a few millions years old.'

I thought that as he continued.

"I'm a former Human, a former Youkai and currently a God."

At those words, the legendary Youkai's eyes glinted, and the Goddess smiled.

Though I doubt the 'former Human' part.

"I'm also currently single and looking for some partners to be my wives."

'Is it just me or those two moved a little closer to him?'

Well, the reason is understandable…

"Finally, I'm kinda new in this place, so please take care of me from now on."

He said as he bowed a little in courtesy.

'Sure you are... Mister Other World's MONSTER.'

"Mokou-chan, how about you introduce yourself next?"

'Don't wanna morherfucker, and stop with the 'Chan' word every single damn time.'

*Glare* *Glare*

"A-Alright."

Because I didn't answer him immediately, his two women glared the shit out of me.

'Just wait until they're gone, I'll definitely...'

"Ahem, t-the name Fujiwara no Mokou, I'm a Human and about 1300 years old so I'm also an immortal."

'Damn, why do I have to do this? Stupid Killua, go die you little...'

"I live here and that is my house, I voluntarily act as the Bamboo Forest's guide and rescues the lost people in this forest."

As I said that, Killua's smile widened and the two women raised a brow.

"And finally, I run a Yakitori stand when I'm in need of money."

"Such a diligent and strong girl, that's my Mokou-chan~"

"You're not so bad for a Human~"

"I see… so you're the Immortal Guide of the Bamboo Forest?"

All of them praised me for some reason.

*Turns away*

"Hmph!"

"Haha, she's embarrassed~"

'I can hear you little shit...'

"Now that Mokou-chan has finished her turn…"

Killua said as he began looking between the remaining two.

"How about Yukari-san next?"

"Ara ara~ so he chose me after all~" *Smirk*

Yukari smirked at the Goddess as she said those words.

*Spark* *Spark* *Spark* *Spark*

"Don't push your luck, INSIGNIFICANT YOUKAI."

The Goddess said with a scary expression as black sparks formed all around her body.

*Pat* *Pat*

"Be a good girl Shinki-san."

'Why are you patting her ass??!! You lunatic idiot fuck!! I don't wanna die just yet!'

I thought scared as I became completely pale and watched that the Goddess had actually calmed down and obediently listened to him.

'S-So that's how he tamed them? What an unbelievable guy...'

"Well~ I'm called Yukari Yakumo and I'm the Gap Youkai, thus a Legendary Youkai, and my age… Fufu~ let's just say it's in the thousands~"

Why are you even introducing yourself?

There is no one in the entire Gensokyo who doesn't know about you...

'Except that guy...'

"I'm one of the Sages of Gensokyo and the one who contributed the most in creating the Great Hakurei Barrier~ And I'm also the unnamed leader of the Youkai in Gensokyo~"

'S-So that rumour was t-true?'

"I like mathematics and many things, and I hate one thing~ no, now it became two things~ and they are some Lunarians and that OLD HAG over there~"

'Wait… Lunarians?'

*Spark* *Spark*

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY~?"

*Pat* *Pat*

"..."

"..."

Even though it's effective… can you please stop silently patting her ass like you're breathing some fresh air?

'It's extremely terrifying for my heart to handle.'

"And finally~ because of my powers, I have no weaknesses, and even shooting, cutting, stabbing, hitting, or killing me is useless~" *Smirk*

"Pfft~! you're such a little girl if you actually relied in those shity gaps of yours~"

*Twitch*

"'Shity gaps' YoU SAY~? Why don't you try them OLD HAG~?"

*Spark*

"WANNA SAY IT AGAIN~?"

*Zap* *Push* *Push*

"Please stop, why are you fighting every single minute? Sigh."

Killua suddenly blurred and instantly appeared between them as he separated them apart.

"Hmph!"

"Hmph!"

They then humphed as they turned away simultaneously.

"Anyway, Shinki-san it's your turn now."

Killua said tiredly as he shook his head sideways.

'I would be amused right now if they weren't so close to me.'

"Alright dear~ I'm known with many names~ but currently you can call me Shinki~ some also call me 'The God of Makai'~"

*Flinch*

Yukari suddenly flinched when she heard the last sentence.

"What's wrong Yukari-chan~? You suddenly become pale, you know~?" *Smirk*

"..."

This time, the Legendary Youkai didn't respond, and simply endured the provocation.

Her eyes also turned serious and all her previous anger was nowhere to be seen.

"Fufu~ don't worry, I have no bad intentions towards this world~ if you BEHAVE WELL that is."

Shinki said amused before she finished with a cold tone.

*Nods*

And Yukari fearfully nodded to her.

'W-Why did she suddenly change? She's like an entirely different person right now.'

Does she recognise that title or something?

"Where did I stopped~? Oh yeah my age? Well... I'm a True Goddess, so I have been around since the creation of the world~ I would say I'm about 4.6 billion years old~? Sorry but It's been so long, I don't quite remember the exact number~"

*Gasp* *Gasp*

Killua and I gasped from the number that came out from her mouth.

But it seems Yukari somehow knew about it and only got even paler than before, as if she confirmed something.

"Ara~? Dear, your hands have stopped moving~? Why don't you continue~?"

The Goddess amusedly said as she noticed that Killua's hand was frozen just a few millimetres behind her ass.

The poor culprit then grimaced before he continued his exposed crime.

*Caress* *Caress*

I used every damn ounce of mental power I have to not laugh at that moment.

"Fufu~ well then, what I like~? Hmm, I like everything and I hate nothing~ though from time to time, some unruly children manage to enter my bad side~"

She said as she looked at the Gap Youkai.

*Tremble* *Tremble*

And Yukari was visibly shaking under her gaze.

"However~ I'm a kind Goddess so I usually forgive them most of the time~"

She then said with a warm smile on her face.

"Sigh."

And Yukari sighed in relief as she wiped the cold sweat that formed in her forehead.

'To think that Legendary Youkai would be this scared… just who in the world is that Goddess?'

"And finally, I'm single~ and I have never found a worthy partner since the beginning of existence~"

*Turns around*

"?"

She then turned towards Killua.

"But that now have changed, it seems~" *Smirk*

'Oh boy...'