Chapter 40: Running Away From Noodle Rat

Chapter 40: Running Away From Noodle Rat

(Naruto)

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Naruto returned triumphant with Tsunade on tow, I mean he is the protagonist so unless he needs a power up he won't lose anyone or lose a battle.

I was of course watching the whole Kabuto& Orochimaru vs Naruto& Jiraiya shit from front seats.

We had them fight until Tsunade got over her fear and clobbered Kabuto then our evil minions retreated.

Coming back to the village Tsunade first healed Kakashi then took over the Hokage seat with Hiruzen as her main advisor.

After a couple week later from that I ran into Kakashi, you see. You don't simply ran into him so he must be here for something, he's still not cleared for missions so it can't be that important.

"Yo Sasuke care to have a small chat?" I wasn't in the mood to humor him even if it's something important.

So I called upon my own suicide jutsu well kinda....

"YOUTH!!!" I yell with chakra amplifying my voice.

*Voice Echoes*

"What have you done?!"

"KAKASHI MY RIVAL!"

"Well it was good to see you Kakashi." And I walk past the youthful duo.

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After Kakashi was cleared for missions we took some C Ranks there wasn't a mission for the land of snow because Morgan had that sorted out with Root and basically took over the land of snow from inside.

Then we gave it back to it's rightful owner for a price. So no princess missions for us.

There was a infiltration mission where I had to act as a musician under henge but nothing big happened.

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I am currently in a temple with team 7 and a researcher we found at the entrance. Out mission was to inspect the temple and researcher said he knows the place.

Than we got into Dark Souls type trap, you see we're in a circular room and there's a boulder rolling in it and we have to hide in the empty spots in the wall. So whole team 7 got in one hole but there wasn't enough room for the researcher.

"Okay make some room."

"There's no room left find another spot."

"Real funny, now move over a bit."

"Dude there's really no room I am inside Sakura here." She's on my shoulders...

"Sa-Sasuke kun!"

"I said we do not have ti...."

*Boulder passes*

"F"

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We took a break after thay particular mission I was relaxed, until the sound four came to attack me to show their superiority which I beat them to a pulp before making them talk and send them back saying I will think about their proposal.

Then I promptly went to Tsunade, I of course gave myself some roughed up appearance to make things believable.

My story involved one guy sneaking in and giving me the proposal then I made my argument about going undercover since I also need to find a way to handle the curse mark.(Not really)

[This is unrealistic as well but I really didn't want Sasuke in the village because my plans to get Karin involved this also it will tie to the end of the Naruto arc.]

"Fine but I will have you keep contacting me regularly with codes and all that good stuff." Thank god they always tend to underestimate Orochimaru.

I fell to my knees, my eyes watery I finally got official reason to stay away from that noodle rat who's lethal at high doses. I am not good with that much positivity at all times.

"I am finally getting away from that blonde bastard!" Tsunade who was about to pat my back stopped before giving a small laughter herself.

"Going undercover to take down a S rank missing nin to get away from one ninja..." She shakes her head and writes the mission scroll that would let me get pardoned from whatever I am going to do during my time undercover.

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I met up with sound four and got in the barrel, the drug they were given by Orochimaru is placebo so there's no Curse Mark level 2 bullshit.

I am taking off this thing right after I am out of Konoha, I think my body adapted enough.

Tsunade send a obligatory team to "Recover" me but they were apparently in the know since Naruto didn't do his ranting and let me go peacefully.

"FREEDOOOM!"

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- Ethan -

"So what's our plan for the time skip?" Anko asks while she's reading Naruto manga.

"I am going to keep working on my experiments with Orochimaru while I have him as my evil minion." Morgan says as she works on her calligraphy.

"Urgh, are you really training him to be loyal to Konoha?" Anko grumbles.

"This world needa a crazy scientist."

"Ethan what's your plan?"

"Seduce Mizukage."

"Nice~"Anko gives a thumbs up.

"Nice~"

"By the way are you going to 'seduce' her like you did to me? Because while it was adorable it won't work on everyone."

"She's already above her age for marriage, it shouldn't be that hard, she even flirted with Sasuke during Kage Summit." Morgan mutters to herself while eating my newest desert

"DAMN SPOILERS!" Anko yells indignantly even though it's not a big spoiler.

"Sorry..."

"So what are we doing with Danzo." I ask diverting the topic.

"I got everything from him, all of the root operatives have seen therapy to fix the damage he did I think he's ready to die." Morgan informs it's good that they were getting treatment.

"Let's make it flashy." Anko jumps up all too willing to cause mayhem.

"It has to be something everyone can see but shouldn't create a mess."I support with a thoughtful look, even if we make a mess it should be something D rank missions can handle.

"But it has to be messy just because I say so."Morgan nods seriously, we can't really refute her since we're killing her pet.

The whole elemental nations would remember the creation of "Shit Release Jutsu"

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- Tsunade POV -

"Shizune bring me the files." I bark at my assistant while rubbing my forehead I drank too much last night.

I still can't believe I sent a twelve year old to a undercover mission, Naruto almost blasted the Hokage Tower with a Rasengan after hearing it....

But the damn kid made perfect sense while arguing!

While I was going through them Sensei talks me through the best approach. I am honestly tempted to just leave it to him and go drinking.

As we were doing our work I hear Shizune gasp, looking over to what she's looking I saw something that filled me nothing but disgust.

"Shit Release: Brown Tower of Darkness." Danzo Shimura is naked his right arm is completely white and filled with sharingans and...

"WHAT THE FUCK!" I cry out seeing the ridiculous jutsu worse than Naruto's Sexy series.

"Danzo..." Sensei doesn't look good.

"Shit Release: Festival." He bends over god it's disgusting before shooting the sky.

"My friend..." Sensei fainted Shizune is looking over him.

"Shit Release: Indigestion." And HE TURNED INTO A SHIT STATUE!

"WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN THAT UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" I can't help but yell to now dead village elder, it's going to suck to be genin during upcoming days I guess.

[I kinda got this idea and couldn't get it out of my head and here we are...]