Chapter 38: Chunin Exams Part 3
Chapter 38: Chunin Exams Part 3
(Naruto)
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Annoying Kakashi is something I will always find as an enjoyable experience.
For a whole month he decided to train me, I of course had to annoy him for being a shitty sensei.
I mean I saw Naruto using Sexy Jutsu on Jiraiya so he would show him last stage of Rasengan. Apparently Kakashi didn't do a good job of teaching him, it was funny to watch in anime but it's painful in real life.
I just bought and threw those balls at him saying he needs to pop them. I was pleased with Jiraiya's annoyance.
I have nothing against perverts, I lived with Merlin for crying out loud but Jiraiya doesn't have that type of class Merlin has.
I mean Merlin could be going down on a Cerberus but he'd still be looking classy while doing it, and now I have a weird mental image in my mind that needs to be purged.
Ohh, I will be seeing his face when I revive Kushina and Minato for Fourth Shinobi War. Hahahahaha
"Sasuke you sound evil." Kakashi remarks.
"I don't want to hear that from a guy who reads smut in broad daylight."I shot back at him, I actually have nothing against it, the book actually has good plot.
"I am reading it for the story." Kakashi's answer is instant.
"Sure, fellow man of culture."
"All right let me run you through Chidori once more as I told you before..." Finally finished with the book he starts teaching.
*Chirping noises*
"Of course you mastered it, you already know about lightning chakra, then let me teach you shape manipulation..."
*Sasuke forms Rasengan*
[I mean it's the go to jutsu of MC there's no way Ethan won't learn it]
"About the use of you sharingan..."
*Sasuke turns on MS and gives a deadpanned look*
"Sasuke I feel attacked." Kakashi says with a plain tone.
"Good."
"Anyway, then let's work on your Taijutsu." Here I can't really best him, I mean I can but it would look suspicious.
So I started sparring with Kakashi on a regular basis for the entire month. We didn't just use taijutsu though it was everything goes type of sparring.
Limiting myself allowed me to see some minor mistakes I am making and let me fix them.
I guess if I want to fix them all I should start from scratch... Nah, too much work maybe later.
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I was fashionably late for my match because I had to arrange Rasa's death then Morgan made me do the distribution of root anbu for the defense of the village.
I mean it's not just Orochimaru that's going to "attack" the village. I decided to cripple Hiruzen similar to Gai at the end of 4th war.
Orochimaru is going to fight without reanimating anyone but Morgan buffed him up so he can take on Hiruzen.
This way Itachi will feel obligated to show himself and Hiruzen will still live.
And I will get my shiny EMS and start working on how to get Rinnegan without the help of Hagoromo.
I mean I can get a bite out of Hashirama Cells but it will take years before my eyes turn into Rinnegan that way.
Anyway I got to the arena before I could get disqualified, Gaara standing in front if me.
I actually want to try if I can turn his sand into glass but that's an experiment for future.
Now, I need to injure him enough that he'd lose control jump starting the invasion which is something root has already been preparing.
With this in mind I start shunsining around him to gain speed with my jumping spell basically acting as trampoline on mid air.
I just gave him mild punches that left him bruised, once he covered himself with sand completely I gave a few fireballs to see if it would work.
It seems my fire is not hot enough. My curiosity satisfied I used Chidori and shove it in the sand sphere.
Gaara goes berserk I chase after him while thinking about the day I will have my EMS.
I should also have Danzo die in a gruesome and embarrassing way after he becomes useless too...
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- Ethan -
*Reverse Situation OST Playing on the background*
While my other body is following canon I am mowing down sand and sound shinobi alongside Anko, I was provided with an anbu gear to hide myself too.
Civilians were already evacuated during my match so there will be no civilian casualties.
"Damn, I wanted something like that sword why did I got a whip!?" Anko yells indignantly.
Her device actually took the shape of a whip in the shape of two snakes intertwined, one snake produces poison other produces antidote. (She has Poison Manipulation)
"What's up with the music?" We ran into Jiraiya who's waiting for Orochimaru's snakes that won't come.
"Background Music Jutsu!" I lie while I behead another sand ninja.
"Interesting." Jiraiya mutters as he burns another ninja to charcoal.
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- Sasuke -
"Sasuke I am here. Let me handle it!" Naruto proudly jumps between me and Gaara.
I was playing around until he came, now that he's here I take Sakura next to him to princess carry and fall back with speed that left the duo speechless.
"I'LL LEAVE IT TO YOU NARUTO, USE TALK NO JUTSU!"
"We're not really leaving him there right?" Sakura asks in my embrace.
"No, no, of course not, we're making sure Gaara's siblings are down." I give a nervous laugh to Sakura.
So we located Sand Siblings and I took them down while Naruto handled Gaara, by the time we went back to them Naruto was talking about friendship and rainbows.
He gave me a thumbs up for the advice on the fight. Why is all the MC's are this innocent. Also fuck these fights that needs to be resolved with talk no jutsu!
Anyway the pitiful attempted invasion was thwarted without a single loss on Konoha thanks to root helping out.
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- Ethan -
I tied another knot on Morgan's bare body, I believe I am getting pretty good at this S&M thing.
It's been a month since we started doing this, Morgan was pretty adamant about either giving her a child or doing roleplay during sex.
Although I am not really enjoying tying her down Morgan does, so I can at least let her have her fun.
As I was going to tie another knot door to Morgan's room opens revealing a shocked Anko.
"Anko get out..." I calmly start saying.
"Or get weird." Morgan continues from where I left.
"Hell you're asking the wrong girl." Anko already got naked while we were doing our bit.