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Living The Cliche Life

Your run of the mill Multiverse story with a "Rudimentary System" and a main character that can't make up his mind. This fanfic can be counted as wish fulfilment. This fanfiction is now officially a crack fic because I can't write serious stuff

TurkishJesus · Anime & Comics
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Chapter 32: Waves

Chapter 32: Waves

(Naruto)

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[I am not going to mention Gravity training and all that again just assume Ethan is constantly working out whenever he can]

It's midnight, all the regular citizens of Konoha is already sleeping peacefully and most ninja who don't have missions are getting ready to sleep.

The only ones that are still wide awake are the night guards and some anbu prowling around the village.

At this time, on the business district a store was robbed, weirdly enough they only stole tomatoes and they actually paid for it while leaving a note saying they will be back...

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"Leaving Sasuke's love for tomatoes was one of the best ideas I had in this world." I say to myself, not believing tomatoes suddenly tasting like pieces of heaven.

Looking at the empty carts that used to be filled with tomatoes I realized how much this kid loved his tomatoes and how much he held back.

Putting the evidence back into my inventory I look at my bulging stomach. It looks like I can't keep doing this, anyway back to practicing hand signs.

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" Good morning everyone." Kakashi arrives at noon.

"You're late!"(x2)

I just give Kakashi an unamused look while holding a clock, I know why he does this but it's still annoying.[He expected them to mingle to increase the team work if I remember correctly]

"Well, let's go get our mission for today."Kakashi says as we move towards Hokage Tower.

As expected Naruto complained and we got an C Rank mission it's waves mission as I expected.

Tazuna was annoying, he was drunk and smelly. I actually put him under hypnosis to stop him from drinking and made him take a good bath before we left for the mission.

My hypnosis is different from jutsus, sure technically prana is life force similar to chakra as well but it's not something that is accepted by the body it's unnatural for humans to use it.

On the other hand chakra is something natural and while manipulating it may cause adverse effects it's less volatile than prana.

Also they are in different sensing range, thus Shinobi cannot sense magic being cast but they can tell if it was cast to themselves and expunge the spell from themselves with chakra.

This gives me a lot of options on dealing with minor stuff like this. Morgan did tests on some ninja in T&I section to learn this information. She actually loved that place.

So the builder we met in the Hokage Tower and the man we met at the Konoha gates was so different that Naruto and Sakura didn't recognize him, he became really polite to Kakashi too.

And thus the famed wave mission began.

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- Ethan -

"Hey cutie are you new around here." Anko asks with a wink while I am delivering her plate of dango.

"Yeah, just started today."I gave a smile that's reserved for my harem members making her stall for a second.

"So, what made you want to work at a dango shop."Huh, I guess it's the nature of a ninja to get more information.

"My first girlfriend was a foodie but she couldn't cook to save her life. I cooked for her, now I am just trying to improve." I tell her. I am aware that my words sounded like I am single at the moment but I will let her know if she is interested in me though.

"Ohh, that sounds nice..." Before she could continue I was called back to the kitchen.

I should have bought the store!

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- Sasuke -

Naruto was really excited to leave the village for like fifteen minutes before complaining how boring it's becoming but he's still watching out for threats.

Sakura is Sakura, she was more focused on the mission after I gave her a rare smile from me.

My face muscles hurt when I smile, it's that rare, I think Kakashi was amused by it all.

I think he became chipper, the more I interact with the two more eye smiles he gives. It would have been better if he gave us proper training but I doubt he'd give up on that smut unless something major happens.

The demon brothers were easily dispatched by me who didn't give Kakashi time to pull tricks on us with my sharingan, I put them under a genjutsu after they revealed themselves.

"Sasuke since when did you have sharingan?" Kakashi asks while Sakura is hitting Naruto for calling me freaky eyes.

"It's been four years."I say with a somber face, it's been four years since massacre and Sasuke first awakened his eyes there so I am not lying.

"Ah." He just nods and goes to interrogate demon brothers.

"Sasuke what's up with those eyes!?" Naruto asks he has a bump on his head now.

"It's my clans dojutsu like Hyuga but ours don't look different unless you don't use it."

After we got the full story from Tazuna and Naruto injured himself just to prove a point we decided to keep going.

While we where going to our boat, I was thinking about my spells and which ones would be useful for saving those two idiots.

I should also check if Haku is really a boy, I mean it's an AU universe and it might be one where Haku is a girl. Just to be safe.

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- Morgan -

"Danzo bring me reports on all the fuck ups you made, start with death of Sakumo Hakate and how you turned Akatsuki into a terrorist organization." I order my pet, I honestly didn't think I would enjoy it this much.

"Of course Lady Morgan."

Now let's see, experiments on Uchiha and Hashirama Cells...

Wouldn't Sasuke just get Rinnegan if we implant this to him after getting EMS? Let's put it on plan C, after all Old Man Six Paths could still give his chakra to Naruto and Sasuke.

Anyway we have time until those are needed, I already have some Hashirama Cells to look over.

I am not planning on including them to our enhancing drug but it would help if I figured out how they hold this much vitality.

Unfortunately I can only use microscope and other stuff I brought, the technology of this world is pitiful compared to the previous one we stayed.

Also I need to get my hands on chakra like yesterday, that thing has so much potential that I keep laughing when I think of it.