Chapter 96: Haggler

~Luke's POV~

I was waiting for a watermelon head to come back with my girlfriend. I was also waiting on a phone call that would give me the name of the blackmailer.

I hate waiting. I've never been good at it.

Austin exhaled in a puff of smoke, "Why is Bianca sending me basketball emojis?"

He lowered the joint in his fingers and raised his phone closer to his face instead.

I don't want to deal with this right now.

"Isn't it funny how a basketball looks so much like a halo?" Austin mused, high as a kite, "But if Bianca is an emoji she'd be the opposite of a halo don't you think?"

I wasn't paying attention anymore. I was trying to face my problems for once, but Austin decided to get high.

"A carrot!" Austin exclaimed, tapping the same spot on his phone multiple times.

I could only guess he was sending Bianca a bunch of carrot emojis.